Archive for September, 2026

Madman Trump (Limerick)

Tuesday, September 29th, 2026

Donald Trump is a madman, I swear!
Was it nature, or nurture? Don’t care!
Asking why he’s insane
Is a waste of one’s brain.
We must fight him and lay his crimes bare!

Grumpy Limerick

Wednesday, September 16th, 2026

Though I try not to act like a grump
And I certainly don’t mean to dump
On the people who swear
“Karma’s real,” I must air
This rough dare: Please explain Donald Trump.

Why Write About Trump? (Limerick)

Tuesday, September 8th, 2026

Am I targeting Trump with my verse?
That vile man whose behavior gets worse
With each day that goes by?
Yes I am, and here’s why:
Donald’s reign is a scourge and a curse!

Trump’s DC Blight (Limerick)

Monday, September 7th, 2026

Donald Trump’s cast a blight on DC,
Ruining landmarks with wrecking-ball glee.
He has sullied this place
With fake gold and his face.
Has he done this for Putin? Or Xi?

Fretting About Fetterman (Limerick)

Sunday, September 6th, 2026

WSJ: “Behind Closed Doors, John Fetterman Shows Little Interest in the Work of a Senator”

Former staffers report that John Fetterman
Isn’t one of our DC go-getter men:
He’s lost int’rest in doing
His job. (Cue the booing.)
I’m stewing! The Dems need much better men!

Mission NOT Accomplished (Limerick)

Saturday, September 5th, 2026

Trump’s Iran War of Choice has been stressful
And expensive and wasteful and mess-ful.
It’s a plan-free production
Of senseless destruction
And death. What it’s NOT is “successful!”

A Coin I Won’t Be Treasuring (Limerick)

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2026

“US Mint officially launches $1 coin featuring Trump”

Donald’s ego needs stroking incessant,
Like the “Trump dollar coins” from Scott Bessent:
Coins by Trump’s face debased,
As he keeps laying waste
To our land. What a vile adolescent!