A vile felon who’d spitefully spout
Countless lies to incite fear and doubt,
Loved to growl, howl, and scowl,
As he’d blithely befoul
All he touched via ill-gotten clout.
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Remind You Of Anybody? (Limerick)
Saturday, October 24th, 2026Trump’s DC Blight (Limerick)
Monday, September 7th, 2026Donald Trump’s cast a blight on DC,
Ruining landmarks with wrecking-ball glee.
He has sullied this place
With fake gold and his face.
Has he done this for Putin? Or Xi?
My Open Limerick To Canada
Thursday, August 27th, 2026My Dear Canada: Trump has abused you,
And misused you, and falsely accused you.
On behalf of the sane
U.S. folks who remain,
I am sorry . . . and hope I’ve amused you!
Bracing For The Midterms
Saturday, August 22nd, 2026When you think about Donald, don’t quail,
Or lose hope or freak out and/or wail.
Though he’s hard to endure,
Please resist! Help secure
A huge GOP midterm-vote fail!
Addicted To Rhyme? (Limerick)
Wednesday, August 19th, 2026It appears I’m addicted to rhyme.
I write limericks all of the time.
Some are light. Some are deep.
Some I write in my sleep.
Some mock Trump, which (thus far) ain’t a crime.
Our Loathsome “Leader” (Limerick)
Tuesday, August 18th, 2026Donald Trump is both selfish and callous.
He starts wars based on whim, greed, and malice.
He’s a coarse, lazy ass,
Whose main goal’s to amass
Power, wealth, and a crass gilded palace.
Stressful Limerick
Friday, August 7th, 2026Do you feel like you aren’t successful?
Do your days seem increasingly stressful?
Is the world too chaotic
Cuz Donald’s despotic?
Here’s my fix! (No, I jest; Life’s too mess-ful!)
The State Of Our Nation (Limerick)
Tuesday, July 14th, 2026The fine rep of our nation’s been smashed.
Our economy’s ransacked and trashed.
Constitution’s ignored.
Trump starts wars; then gets bored.
Yet that boor plunders on, unabashed.
Who’s To Blame? (Limerick)
Saturday, July 11th, 2026Our great nation is falling apart!
What’s the crux of it? Where do I start?
I blame Donald, of course,
But the villainous source
Is embracing a man with no heart.
DC Sights (Limerick)
Monday, March 23rd, 2026When my husband suggested a DC trip, my visions of cherry blossoms were sullied by this:
Trump has branded DC with his face:
Banners ev’rywhere! What a disgrace!
Major sites are debased,
By his image defaced.
It’s a sight many long to erase!
Trump’s Dwindling Support (Limerick)
Tuesday, March 10th, 2026Many Trump true-believers feel peeved
And inflamed and betrayed and aggrieved.
Seems he fibbed when he swore
On the stump, “No new war!”…
Oh, good grief, those naïfs were deceived!
Limerick Ode to a Great SOTU Alternative
Tuesday, February 24th, 2026I’m so sick of Trump’s venom-filled pomp
And his childish “they’re mean to me” stomp.
So I’m skipping the SOTU.
I’d much rather go to
The streamable “State of the Swamp.”
*****
Two Trump SOTU Haiku:
Trump’s SOTU so far:
TRUMP GREAT! Biden TERRIBLE!
Hockey men are cool!
Trump’s SOTU’s over.
He proved his ability
to stand for two hours.
Open Limerick To Donald Trump
Thursday, February 19th, 2026Dearest Donald, how sad that you chase
Unearned prizes and pics of your face
“Gracing” banners galore.
Seems you always need more
To persuade yourself “Trump is an Ace.”
Limerick Ode To Presidents’ Day
Monday, February 16th, 2026It’s “Presidents’ Day?” I’m surprised
That its name hasn’t yet been revised.
Surely “Trump Day’d” befit
Donald’s “greatness” and “grit”
And comport with an ego king-sized!
Is Bezos Trying To Kill WAPO As Yet ANOTHER Trump Favor? (Limerick)
Wednesday, February 4th, 2026As if WAPO didn’t have enough problems, yet another bout of LAYOFFS was just announced. Hence this limerick:
The Washington Post once could boast
Of its greatness, but now it’s a ghost.
And more layoffs are coming:
Their numbers? Mind-numbing!
I fear that it soon will be toast.
Alienated Allies (Limerick)
Saturday, January 31st, 2026Our nation, alas, is now hated
By old allies, their rage unabated.
Trump of course is the cause;
He spews bile without pause.
Xi and Putin, no doubt, are elated.
Evil Despot (Limerick)
Wednesday, January 28th, 2026The full scope of Trump’s evil is broad:
He sends ICE out to raid and maraud.
He breaks laws willy-nilly.
And this one’s a dilly:
It’s treason to fail to applaud.
ICE Quandary (Limerick)
Tuesday, January 27th, 2026Ev’ry ICE agent sure needs constraining.
And of course they require more training.
But their evil acts flow
Down from Donald, and so
All my hope for our nation is waning.
RIP The Law (Limerick)
Monday, January 26th, 2026The law is our friend. How I miss it!
I remember when actions illicit
Weren’t taken each day:
Trump decrees; fiends obey.
Law’s their prey, so they slay as they diss it.
