Posts Tagged ‘Republicans Humor’
Wednesday, January 1st, 2025
Trump’s reelection
Shameful watershed moment–
Many tears were shed.
*****
Tesla truck explodes
in front of a Trump Hotel–
Metaphor writes self.
*****
MAGA v. Reason–
ever-widening schism
with no bridge in sight.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Elon Musk, MAGA, Metaphors, Musk, Republicans Humor, Tesla Truck, Tesla Truck Explosion, Trump, Trump Hotel
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Tuesday, December 31st, 2024
“Tell me Sir, what’s your best resolution?”
Getting vengeance with each prosecution!
Also closing the borders,
Undoing Joe’s orders,
And trashing the damn Constitution!
Then there’s placing high tariffs galore
To give nations a giant what-for,
Getting rid of non-whites
And that dumb Bill of Rights,
Plus I’ll dump X-man Musk. What a bore!
Tags: Biden, Borders, Constitution Verse, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Immigration, Prosecutions, Republicans Humor, Revenge Humor, Tariffs, Trump, Trump Resolutions, Trump Retribution, Trump Revenge Tour, Wall Street
Posted in Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Crime, Donald Trump, Immigration Reform, Joe Biden, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Trump | No Comments »
Friday, December 20th, 2024
The Republicans’ game is a mess.
Think they know what they’re doing? (God bless!)
At best, they are wreckers.
They’re NOT playing checkers.
And they’re certainly NOT playing chess!
Tags: Donald Trump, Elon Music, Finance Bills, Funding Bills, Government Shutdown, House Republicans, Legislation Limerick, Legislation Satire., Mike Johnson, Republicans Humor, Shutdown, Trump
Posted in Congress Humor, Donald Trump, House Satire, Legislation Humor, Money & Finance Humor, Money And Finance Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, RNC Humor, Trump | No Comments »
Thursday, December 19th, 2024
Upon Elon’s command, Johnson’s bill
Was withdrawn. Seems it gives Musk a thrill
To rob Trump of his job.
And so (yessiree Bob!)
Trump and Johnson must swallow this pill.
Tags: CR Bills, Debt Ceiling, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Federal Debt, Mike Johnson, Musk, Republicans Humor, Speaker Johnson, Spending Bills, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, House Satire, Legislation Humor, Money & Finance Humor, Money And Finance Humor, Political Limericks, Trump | No Comments »
Wednesday, December 11th, 2024
After learning that “enshittification” is a real word, I couldn’t resist using it in a limerick. (Yes, it means precisely what it sounds like.)
Trump is back, so truth’s value has dived,
And enshittification’s arrived!
Fabrications reap wins;
Seems no matter the sins,
Some can flourish (all grins) rank revived.
Tags: Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Enshittification, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump Lies
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Saturday, December 7th, 2024
Donald’s picks, on the whole, are all feckless.
There’s no vetting, alas. They are checkless.
Trump gives standards short shrift,
But his process is swift.
It’s a cinch being quick when you’re reckless!
Tags: Cabinet Nominees, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump's Cabinet
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Thursday, December 5th, 2024
The old “Gray Lady’s” falling in line,
Cov’ring Trump with no hint of a spine.
I’m so sick of its false
Equiv’lency waltz!
Is it fair to the Dems? I say Nein!
I would stop our subscription today.
But, alas, my dear spouse says, “No! Nay!”
He has wearied of hearing
My New York Times jeering.
So it’s here, where I must have my say.
Tags: Cowardice, Donald Trump, False Equivalence, False Equivalency, Media Humor, Media Satire, New York Times, Republicans Humor, Subscriptions, Trump
Posted in Democrats Humor, Democrats Satire, Donald Trump, Media Satire, Political Commentary, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | No Comments »
Wednesday, December 4th, 2024
When a Trump pick is forced to withdraw
Over sex-crimes, or some other flaw,
It seems likely, alas,
That an even worse ass
Will be named to help Trump flout the law.
Tags: Cabinet, Cabinet Nominees, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Law Humor, Law Satire, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump's Cabinet
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Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024
Donald’s win in November is galling,
And his Cabinet picks are appalling.
The one qualification
To garner such station?
Trump allegiance. Democracy’s bawling!
Tags: Cabinet, Cabinet Nominees, Campaign Satire, Democracy, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Democracy Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Political Limericks, Trump | No Comments »
Sunday, December 1st, 2024
Biden’s pardoning Hunter, I’ve read.
I hope Dems put their bitching to bed.
Please don’t huff and/or puff.
Hunter’s suffered enough!
Think how pissed Trump will be! Enough said!
Tags: Biden Limerick, Donald Trump, Hunter Biden, Hunter Pardon, Lawyer Limerick, Pardons, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Democrats Satire, Donald Trump, Joe Biden, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Trump | No Comments »
Saturday, November 23rd, 2024
Four more years of a man who’s our bane?
A vile pol with a venomous brain?
What’s the crux of the matter?
Trump’s foul — a Mad Hatter,
Whose win on the 5th is insane!
Tags: Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Republicans Humor, Trump
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Thursday, November 21st, 2024
Most of my political verse takes the form of limericks or haiku. But this one is a four-liner – a quatrain:
I’m not shocked by Trump’s Cabinet picks.
I’m not stunned by each deviant creature.
Because sexual crimes against chicks
For Trump ain’t a bug, but a feature.
Tags: Cabinet Nominees, Campaign Satire, Crime & Punishment, Crime Humor, Donald Trump, Matt Gaetz, Pete Hegseth, Republicans Humor, RFK Jr., Trump's Cabinet
Posted in Donald Trump, Gender Politics, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Trump | No Comments »
Tuesday, November 12th, 2024
The Dems and the press-folk are keen
On playing a blame game, obscene.
But they’re missing the point
In their haste to anoint
A fall guy: Most voters are mean!
Tags: Blame Game, Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Democrats, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Harris, Harris v Trump, Media, Media Humor, Media Limerick, Press, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Blame Game, Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Democrats Satire, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Kamala Harris, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump, Voting Satire | No Comments »
Saturday, November 9th, 2024
On Facebook, wherever I look,
I see posts penned by folks who are shook.
They’re depressed, just like me.
Not one whisper of glee!
Well, at least I’ve blocked fans of the CROOK!
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Election2024, Facebook, Harris, Kamala Harris, Republicans Humor, Social Media, Trump
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Facebook Verse, Kamala Harris, Political Limericks, Social Media Satire, Trump | No Comments »
Thursday, November 7th, 2024
Both my heart and my mind can’t stop achin’;
Human decency’s vanquished, forsaken.
Trump’s so clearly depraved,
That I thought we’d be saved,
But the virtuous path was not taken.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Republicans Humor, Republicans Limerick, Trump
Posted in Campaign 2024, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Kamala Harris, Political Limericks, Trump | No Comments »
Wednesday, November 6th, 2024
Dear Trump Voters: You surely must know
That he’s ruthless; it’s NOT just for show.
Yet despite, or because
Of his numerous flaws,
You’ve elected Democracy’s Foe.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Constitution, Democracy, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Harris, Harris v Trump, Kamala Harris, Republicans Humor, Trump, Voters, Voting Limerick
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Kamala Harris, Political Limericks, Trump | No Comments »
Monday, November 4th, 2024
Election Day’s here and I’m tense.
My fear of a Trump win’s immense.
I keep telling myself:
“Stick your angst on some shelf;
Voters surely can NOT be THAT dense!”
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Harris, Republicans Humor, Trump, Voters, Voting Humor, Voting Limerick
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Kamala Harris, Political Limericks, Trump | No Comments »
Thursday, October 31st, 2024
This limerick was inspired by Kamala Harris’s latest ad, voiced by Julia Roberts.
Dear Gals: Secret votes are your right!
So PLEASE don’t vote “Trump” out of fright.
“Yes” your spouse, if you must,
But support who you trust…
And give voice to your choice in this fight.
Tags: Abortion Rights, Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Choice Humor, Choice Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Feminist Satire, Harris, Harris v Trump, Kamala Harris, Republicans Humor, Roe v. Wade, Secret Ballot Feminist Humor, Trump, Voting, Voting Humor, Voting Limerick
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Feminism Humor, Kamala Harris, Political Limericks, Trump, Voting Satire | No Comments »
Tuesday, October 29th, 2024
“Stay on message,” Trump’s people advise.
But its essence is hatred and lies.
It’s divisive and crude,
Racist, fascist, and lewd–
A clear message sane folks should despise.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Crudeness, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Fascism, GOP Lies, Harris, Kamala Harris, Racism, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump Lies, Trump Message
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Kamala Harris, Political Limericks, Racism Limerick, Republicans Humor, Trump | No Comments »
Sunday, October 27th, 2024
The great Post has been sullied by fear.
Give that cowardly Bezos a jeer!
WaPo planned to endorse
VP Harris, of course.
But Jeff quashed it and kissed Donald’s rear.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Cowardice, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Endorsements Humor, Harris, Harris v Trump, Jeff Bezos, Kamala Harris, Media Humor, Media Satire, Newspapers, Republicans Humor, Trump, Washington Post
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Kamala Harris, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Trump | No Comments »
Political Haiku Trio
Wednesday, January 1st, 2025*****
*****
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Elon Musk, MAGA, Metaphors, Musk, Republicans Humor, Tesla Truck, Tesla Truck Explosion, Trump, Trump Hotel
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