When my husband suggested a DC trip, my visions of cherry blossoms were sullied by this:
Trump has branded DC with his face:
Banners ev’rywhere! What a disgrace!
Major sites are debased,
By his image defaced.
It’s a sight many long to erase!
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DC Sights (Limerick)
Monday, March 23rd, 2026Trump’s Dwindling Support (Limerick)
Tuesday, March 10th, 2026Many Trump true-believers feel peeved
And inflamed and betrayed and aggrieved.
Seems he fibbed when he swore
On the stump, “No new war!”…
Oh, good grief, those naïfs were deceived!
Limerick Ode to a Great SOTU Alternative
Tuesday, February 24th, 2026I’m so sick of Trump’s venom-filled pomp
And his childish “they’re mean to me” stomp.
So I’m skipping the SOTU.
I’d much rather go to
The streamable “State of the Swamp.”
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Two Trump SOTU Haiku:
Trump’s SOTU so far:
TRUMP GREAT! Biden TERRIBLE!
Hockey men are cool!
Trump’s SOTU’s over.
He proved his ability
to stand for two hours.
Open Limerick To Donald Trump
Thursday, February 19th, 2026Dearest Donald, how sad that you chase
Unearned prizes and pics of your face
“Gracing” banners galore.
Seems you always need more
To persuade yourself “Trump is an Ace.”
Limerick Ode To Presidents’ Day
Monday, February 16th, 2026It’s “Presidents’ Day?” I’m surprised
That its name hasn’t yet been revised.
Surely “Trump Day’d” befit
Donald’s “greatness” and “grit”
And comport with an ego king-sized!
Is Bezos Trying To Kill WAPO As Yet ANOTHER Trump Favor? (Limerick)
Wednesday, February 4th, 2026As if WAPO didn’t have enough problems, yet another bout of LAYOFFS was just announced. Hence this limerick:
The Washington Post once could boast
Of its greatness, but now it’s a ghost.
And more layoffs are coming:
Their numbers? Mind-numbing!
I fear that it soon will be toast.
Alienated Allies (Limerick)
Saturday, January 31st, 2026Our nation, alas, is now hated
By old allies, their rage unabated.
Trump of course is the cause;
He spews bile without pause.
Xi and Putin, no doubt, are elated.
Evil Despot (Limerick)
Wednesday, January 28th, 2026The full scope of Trump’s evil is broad:
He sends ICE out to raid and maraud.
He breaks laws willy-nilly.
And this one’s a dilly:
It’s treason to fail to applaud.
ICE Quandary (Limerick)
Tuesday, January 27th, 2026Ev’ry ICE agent sure needs constraining.
And of course they require more training.
But their evil acts flow
Down from Donald, and so
All my hope for our nation is waning.
RIP The Law (Limerick)
Monday, January 26th, 2026The law is our friend. How I miss it!
I remember when actions illicit
Weren’t taken each day:
Trump decrees; fiends obey.
Law’s their prey, so they slay as they diss it.
The Enablers (Limerick)
Friday, January 23rd, 2026Trump’s behavior is widely deplored.
Yet his wrongdoing’s largely ignored
By Republican pols
Who are vile wind-up dolls.
They’re the reason our nation’s unmoored.
The Enablers (Limerick)
Friday, October 31st, 2025Is there anything Donald can’t do?
Seems the Senate and House won’t say “Boo.”
And permissive Supremes
Keep fulfilling his dreams;
Willing allies in Donald Trump’s coup.
If Only… (Limerick)
Sunday, October 26th, 2025How I wish we had some way to halt
Donald’s evil, persistent assault
On our land. But alas,
No one reins in that ass:
Ev’ry day spawns a new “Oy, Gevalt!”
Aunt Tifa’s Words of Wisdom (Limerick)
Saturday, October 18th, 2025My Aunt Tifa says Trump cannot bear
‘No Kings’ rallies by marchers who dare
To resist Donald’s reign
Of sheer terror and pain.
(Thuggish bullies fear folks they can’t scare.)
Trump’s Nobel Peace Prize Blues (Limerick)
Friday, October 10th, 2025Trump’s distraught: All his bullying failed.
He’s been told that a woman has nailed
The Peace Prize (Nobel.)
He’s in ketchup-hurl hell.
“It’s a DEI rip-off!” he railed.
A Chicken Little Limerick
Thursday, September 25th, 2025Chicken Little spread fear day and night
With her tales of a sky-falling blight.
Her “catastrophe” spew
Caused a panic, undue.
(Chicken Little, these days, would be right.)
Rose-Lover’s Revenge? (Limerick)
Tuesday, September 2nd, 2025Newsweek Headline: “Donald Trump Fumes at Rose Garden Work, Yells, ‘Who Did This?'”
There’s a “gash in the limestone,” Trump raged.
(A large wound where his Rose-War was waged.)
“Deep and nasty,” he screamed.
“Culprit’s barred!” (Trump was steamed.)
That aged crackpot ought really be caged.
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(A Bonus Haiku)
Trump denies he’s dead.
Rumor mong’ring’s put to bed.
Must suspend Vance-dread.
Yet Another Trump Limerick
Thursday, August 28th, 2025Donald’s drive for more power is endless.
And alas, he’s determined to spend less
On items essential
And e’en existential.
I’m guessing he’s always been friendless.
Limerick Ode To Kimmel, Colbert, Seth, Jon, and John
Tuesday, September 30th, 2025Stress is triggered by reading the news.
So the show hosts who somehow amuse
Freaked-out viewers, deserve
Lots of love served with verve:
Let us toast them! (We STILL need that BOOZE!)
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