Posts Tagged ‘Republicans Humor’
Saturday, August 15th, 2020
Headline: “Susan Collins Expresses ‘Concerns’ Over Delays In Mail Delivery”
Susan Collins — “concerned” once again;
She clucks like a malcontent hen,
As if truly upset
By misdeeds or a threat…
But follow-through votes? Not that Sen!
Tags: Post Office, Republicans Humor, Senate Republicans, Susan Collins
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Saturday, February 1st, 2020
Trump’s impeachment’s erased any doubt
That the GOP’s ceded its clout
And sold off its soul
To that scurrilous troll
In the Oval; it’s owned by that lout.
Tags: Donald Trump, GOP Humor, House Republicans, Impeachment, Republican Hypocrisy, Republican Senate, Republicans Humor, Trump Impeachment
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Senate Satire, White House | Comments Off on Devilish Deal (Limerick)
Wednesday, January 8th, 2020
As Donald Trump’s dirty deeds mount,
He never is called to account.
This emboldens and stirs him
To escalate — spurs him
To WORSE acts — too many to count.
Tags: Donald Trump, Republican Hypocrisy, Republicans Humor, White House
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 4 Comments »
Tuesday, January 7th, 2020
Hill Headline: “McConnell has the votes to block Democrats’ witness demands in Trump impeachment trial”
Donald Trump’s taken actions illicit,
But Republicans scoff and dismiss it
As perfectly fine
While they toe Mitch’s line…
And that makes them corruptly complicit.
Tags: Donald Trump, GOP Complicity, Impeachment, Mitch McConnell, Republican Complicity, Republican Senate, Republicans Humor, Senate Impeachment Trial, Senate Republicans, Trump Impeachment
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Tuesday, March 20th, 2018
Dear Republicans: Jabber is cheap,
And it won’t force the Donald to keep
Mueller’s Russia probe going.
The danger is growing.
You’re emboldening Trump and his Veep.
Tags: Donald Trump, Mitch McConnell, Paul Ryan, Republicans Humor, Robert Mueller, Russia Probe
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Mitch McConnell, Paul Ryan, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Open Limerick To Republicans
Wednesday, May 3rd, 2017
As Republicans surely are learning
(Having finally sated their yearning
For one-party rule)
Running government’s cool…
But much harder than blocking and churning.
Tags: GOP, One Party Rule, Republicans Humor
Posted in Campaign Humor, Congress Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Be Careful What You Wish For (Limerick)
Wednesday, October 12th, 2016
Does anyone remember Donald Trump being shackled? Me neither.
And yet here’s Trump on Twitter: “It is so nice that the shackles have been taken off me and I can now fight for America the way I want to.”
It’s time for a two-verse limerick. (5 Lines just aren’t enough.)
Now that Trump’s been “unshackled,” beware:
Donald’s free to be mean as a bear.
Trump the “gentleman’s” done.
Trump the tough guy’s begun;
That’s his threat in an effort to scare.
But this taunt leaves me rather amused,
Because Donald has constantly oozed
Spiteful bile on the stump.
Trump has ALWAYS been Trump,
Spewing lies that are venom-infused.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton, Republicans Humor, Shackles
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Monday, May 2nd, 2016
Headline of the Day:
Senate takes 2016 sabbatical
The chamber is in session for the fewest days in 60 years, straining Mitch McConnell’s claim that the chamber is ‘back to work.’
It’s a tough NON-accomplishment race,
But the GOP Senate’s on pace
To work less then it’s ever
Pulled off — this endeavor
Makes “back to work” false on its face.
Tags: GOP, Mitch McConnell, Republicans Humor, Senate Humor, Senate Satire
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Wednesday, February 10th, 2016
Carly’s gone from the race. I won’t miss her.
Though of course if it’s apt, I’ll still diss her.
And I hope she’ll embrace
Someone else in this race…
Cuz I’d love to see Donald Trump kiss her.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Carly Fiorina, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Republicans Humor
Posted in Campaign Humor, Carly Fiorina, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on A Not-So-Fond Farewell to Carly Fiorina (Limerick)
Wednesday, December 9th, 2015
Conservatives, bummed and bereft,
Due to Donald Trump’s poll number heft,
After searching their brains
To explain his huge gains,
Found the cause: It’s Barack and the Left!
Tags: Barack Obama, Blame Game, Campaign Satire, Conservatives Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, GOP Humor, GOP Idiocy, Republicans Humor
Posted in Barack Obama, Blame Game, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Successful Soul-Searching Is Tough Sans A Soul (Limerick)
Tuesday, December 8th, 2015
The more loathsome Trump’s statements become,
The more popular Donald’s with some.
It’s not Muslims I fear,
But the folks who hold dear
A vile man who’s both evil and dumb.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, GOP Humor, Hate Speech, Muslims, Republicans Humor
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on What REALLY Scares Me (Limerick)
Tuesday, December 1st, 2015
When Republican pols take the stage,
Seems deceit has become all the rage,
Cuz no matter how sordid,
Their lies are rewarded.
Waging war on the truth’s become sage.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Election Humor, GOP Lies, Republican Lies, Republicans Humor
Posted in Campaign Humor, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on What Lies Beneath The Lies (Limerick)
Saturday, October 24th, 2015
That GOP slug-fest of jeering
Was a stamina-trial of a hearing,
For the GOP goal
Was to rattle and roll
HRC. But instead? Pro-Hill cheering.
And for those thinking Clinton’s too old
To be prez, they need only behold
The results of that test
Of endurance — she’d best
Hill’ry’s juniors — Olympian gold!
Tags: Benghazi, Hillary Clinton, Hillary Haters, House Republicans, Republicans Humor, Trey Gowdy
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Friday, October 23rd, 2015
The Hillary haters are sad.
They were praying that Hill would do bad
At hearings designed
To put Hill in a bind
And malign, wear her down, drive her mad.
But Hillary won in a rout.
Trey Gowdy and co left no doubt
That her rep they must shatter.
To them, facts don’t matter
In their shamef’ly political bout.
Tags: Benghazi, Hillary Clinton, Hillary Haters, House Republicans, Republicans Humor, Trey Gowdy
Posted in GOP Humor, Hillary Clinton, House Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | 2 Comments »
Tuesday, October 6th, 2015
Limerick Ode To Planned Ignorance
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Planned ignorance, such is the scheme
That conservatives love — what a dream:
Withhold info that’s needed
And ought to be heeded.
That’s the key to get wins for their team.
Whitewashing textbooks and refusing to allow the CDC to study gun violence are but two examples.
Tags: CDC, Conservatives Satire, Disinformation, Education Humor, Republicans Humor, RNC, Textbooks, Wingnuts
Posted in Censorship Satire, Education Limerick, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | 1 Comment »
Sunday, September 27th, 2015
Will Boehner’s departure appease
The Tea Party’s wingnut-disease?
Or will it embolden
And make them feel golden–
Resolved to bring all to their knees.
Tags: GOP Humor, House Speaker, John Boehner, Republicans Humor, Tea Party Members, Wingnuts
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Friday, September 25th, 2015
Boehner Tears (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
At Boehner I frequently curse.
He’s inspired much negative verse.
But of this I am sure:
We’ll soon have to endure
A Republican Speaker who’s worse.
Tags: GOP Humor, House Speaker, John Boehner, Republicans Humor, Wingnuts
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Thursday, September 24th, 2015
Says Rubio, “Trump’s insecure.”
That assessment does have some allure.
Is the braggart and gloater
And slick self-promoter
Disguising the fact he’s unsure?
I’m no shrink, so I shouldn’t opine,
But I will. (I’ve been drinking some Rhine.)
Compensation for lacks
Could explain his attacks.
Armchair-whining is done — need more wine.
Tags: Armchair Psychology Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Marco Rubio, Republican Primaries, Republicans Humor
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Monday, September 21st, 2015
Scott Walker’s dropped out of the race
Cuz apparently Walker can’t face
Polling way under “1.”
So he’s back to the fun
Of destroying Wisconsin apace.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Election Humor, GOP Humor, Republican Primary, Republicans Humor, Scott Walker
Posted in Campaign Humor, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Scott Walker, White House | Comments Off on And He’s Out! (Limerick)