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If Only… (Limerick)

Sunday, October 26th, 2025

How I wish we had some way to halt
Donald’s evil, persistent assault
On our land. But alas,
No one reins in that ass:
Ev’ry day spawns a new “Oy, Gevalt!”

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Aunt Tifa’s Words of Wisdom (Limerick)

Saturday, October 18th, 2025

My Aunt Tifa says Trump cannot bear
‘No Kings’ rallies by marchers who dare
To resist Donald’s reign
Of sheer terror and pain.
(Thuggish bullies fear folks they can’t scare.)

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Trump’s Nobel Peace Prize Blues (Limerick)

Friday, October 10th, 2025

Trump’s distraught: All his bullying failed.
He’s been told that a woman has nailed
The Peace Prize (Nobel.)
He’s in ketchup-hurl hell.
“It’s a DEI rip-off!” he railed.

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Limerick Ode To Kimmel, Colbert, Seth, Jon, and John

Tuesday, September 30th, 2025

Stress is triggered by reading the news.
So the show hosts who somehow amuse
Freaked-out viewers, deserve
Lots of love served with verve:
Let us toast them! (We STILL need that BOOZE!)

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A Chicken Little Limerick

Thursday, September 25th, 2025

Chicken Little spread fear day and night
With her tales of a sky-falling blight.
Her “catastrophe” spew
Caused a panic, undue.
(Chicken Little, these days, would be right.)

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Rose-Lover’s Revenge? (Limerick)

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2025

Newsweek Headline: “Donald Trump Fumes at Rose Garden Work, Yells, ‘Who Did This?'”

There’s a “gash in the limestone,” Trump raged.
(A large wound where his Rose-War was waged.)
“Deep and nasty,” he screamed.
“Culprit’s barred!” (Trump was steamed.)
That aged crackpot ought really be caged.

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(A Bonus Haiku)

Trump denies he’s dead.
Rumor mong’ring’s put to bed.
Must suspend Vance-dread.

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Yet Another Trump Limerick

Thursday, August 28th, 2025

Donald’s drive for more power is endless.
And alas, he’s determined to spend less
On items essential
And e’en existential.
I’m guessing he’s always been friendless.

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Our Alienated Friends (Limerick)

Tuesday, August 12th, 2025

Travel + Leisure Headline: “Canadian Tourism to the U.S. Plunges in 2025”

Canadians used to adore
Their USA tours, but no more!
Who can blame them? Not me!
They’ve been bullied with glee
By a tyrant they justly abhor.

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Trump’s Tattletale Chatbot (2-Verse Limerick)

Monday, August 11th, 2025

Washington Post Headline: “New chatbot on Trump’s Truth Social platform keeps contradicting him
An ‘answer engine’ on Trump’s social media site says the 2020 election wasn’t stolen, tariffs aren’t boosting the stock market and Barack Obama is seen favorably.”

Truth Social’s confusing Trump’s base;
Valid facts somehow entered its space:
Seems its chatbot AI’s
Been replacing some lies
With the truths Trump would rather erase.

Election fraud, tariffs, and crime?
Ask the chatbot, and most of the time
It rebuts Donald’s view.
So will Donald Trump sue
His own site? Trump v. Bot! How sublime!

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Trump’s Fed Chair Blame Game (Limerick)

Friday, July 18th, 2025

“President Donald Trump blasted Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell as a ‘numbskull’ Friday, bizarrely blaming Joe Biden for re-appointing the man who he himself first elevated to the post.”

Dear Donald, the war that you’re waging
Against Powell (or should I say staging?)
Looks foolish, at best.
So give it a rest!
You (NOT JOE) made him Fed Chair. Quit raging!

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Trump’s “Big Ugly Bill” (Limerick)

Thursday, July 3rd, 2025

Donald’s Big Ugly Bill has been passed.
The calamitous die has been cast.
Enough holdouts caved in
To this national sin,
So the suff’ring to come shall be vast.

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An Open Limerick To Donald Trump

Friday, June 13th, 2025

Dear Trump: Your behavior’s depraved!
You act as if all laws are waived,
Freeing you to engage
In a flag-waving rage
And wreak all of the havoc you’ve craved.

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Musk v. Trump (Limerick)

Thursday, June 5th, 2025

Musk and Trump have transitioned to feuding,
After months (if not years) of colluding.
I’ll admit (truth be told)
That it’s fun to behold
That vile duo’s joint shitshow concluding.

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Trump’s Meaningless Threats To Putin (Limerick)

Sunday, June 1st, 2025

It’s past time. You must end your brutality!
I’m not kidding! (Trump’s TACO finality.)
Don’t forget: I’m not joshing.
So stop, or I’m washing
My hands of your stubborn rascality.

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Limerick Pep Talk

Thursday, May 29th, 2025

Though it feels like our nation’s degraded,
Don’t give up! Please try NOT to be jaded.
Our great battle’s not lost!
We must fight at all cost!
TACO Trump should in hell be paraded!

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TACO TRUMP’S REIGN (Limerick)

Thursday, May 29th, 2025

Donald’s reign is far worse than a glitch!
We must NOT just complain, “Life’s a bitch!”
He’s not stopped? Then we lose
All we’ve stood for. Don’t snooze
While Trump wrecks all he’s trying to ditch!

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King Con’s “Trump 2028” Merch (Limerick)

Monday, May 5th, 2025

“Trump 2028″ apparel is now on sale at the Trump Organization’s online store. Is he really planning an unconstitutional run for a third term? Or is this just another of Trump’s money-making cons?

Will the Donald attempt a third term?
It’s illegal, most experts confirm.
But a mere thing like laws
Rarely gives Donald pause.
So expect a 4th run from that worm!

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Donald, The Menace (Limerick)

Saturday, May 3rd, 2025

Donald Trump is a liar and nut.
He’s a menace; his evil’s clear-cut.
There’s no end to his gall.
He’s a danger to all,
And these truths should be open-and-shut!

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Woke Quatrain

Monday, March 31st, 2025

To the Trump-loving creep:
“Call me woke. I won’t weep.
You ain’t clever or deep.
Now just go back to sleep!”

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Yet Another Trump Limerick

Tuesday, March 25th, 2025

Rhyming “serious” has made me rather delirious:

Trump’s behavior is worse than imperious!
(Yes, this lim’rick ain’t funny; it’s serious.)
That vile felon’s our bane,
For alas, Donald’s reign
Is much more than a bit deleterious.

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