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Limerick Ode To Newt Lunacy

Friday, February 3rd, 2012

I’ve finally figured out how Newt plans to populate the moon: He’ll catapult the poor onto the moon via trampolines.

Yes, I know that sounds crazy. But I can’t think of any other explanation for this nutty Newt quote:

I really believe that we should care about the very poor, unlike Governor Romney. But I believe we should care very differently from Barack Obama….What the poor need is a trampoline so they can spring up, so I am for replacing the safety net with a trampoline.

Limerick Ode To Newt Lunacy
By Madeleine Begun Kane

The safety net’s bad, prattles Newt,
Suggesting we give it the boot.
From his odd bag of tricks,
Newt throws this in the mix:
Trampolines — out-of-poverty route.

Keep The Safety Net Safe From Mitt Romney (Limerick)

Friday, February 3rd, 2012

Limerick Ode To The GOP’s War On The IRS

Friday, January 13th, 2012

Limerick Ode To Mitt “They’re All Just Jealous” Romney

Wednesday, January 11th, 2012

Limerick Ode To Romney’s “Robin Hood In Reverse” Tax Plan

Saturday, January 7th, 2012

Limerick Ode To The Not-So-Super Committee

Monday, November 21st, 2011

Limerick Ode To The New, Improved Obama

Tuesday, September 20th, 2011

Limerick Ode To Standard & Poor’s Chutzpah

Tuesday, August 9th, 2011

Limerick Ode To A Failed Presidency

Monday, August 1st, 2011

Paul Ryan, Educator???

Saturday, July 16th, 2011

How About A Hypocrisy Ceiling?

Thursday, April 21st, 2011

DOMA Dollars

Tuesday, April 19th, 2011

Broken Priorities (Limerick)

Monday, March 14th, 2011

Limerick Ode To John “So Be It” Boehner

Thursday, February 17th, 2011

Limerick Ode To Bernie Sanders

Friday, December 10th, 2010

A Pair of Limericks for a Pairless President

Thursday, December 9th, 2010

Tax Cut Tomfoolery

Saturday, September 18th, 2010

Selective Memories Bail Out Bush

Tuesday, August 3rd, 2010

The GOP’s Honesty Deficit

Sunday, July 18th, 2010

Tax Procrastination

Thursday, April 15th, 2010