Archive for January, 2022
Thursday, January 27th, 2022
Headline: “Plea Deal for Man Involved In Matt Gaetz Probe”
If a man “dates” a minor, then smite ’im,
And kindly don’t call them an “item.”
An underaged girl
Shouldn’t be given a whirl…
And the law should step in and indict ’im.
Tags: Child Abuse, Child Exploitation, Congress Humor, Congress Limerick, Crime and Punishment, Matt Gaetz, Minors Limerick, Sex Trafficking, State Lines, Underaged Sex
Posted in Crime, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Probing Limerick
Monday, January 17th, 2022
Headline: “Book bans are back in style”
Banning books is, alas, back in fashion;
GOPers suppress them with passion.
The same folks who maintain
“Cancel-culture’s” a bane…
Purge and “burn,” turning book lovers ashen.
Tags: Book Banning Limerick, Book Bans, Book Burning, Book Burning Limerick, Censorship Limerick, Education Limerick, School Boards Limerick
Posted in Books, Censorship Satire, Education Limerick, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Book Purge Surge (Limerick)
Saturday, January 15th, 2022
Here’s the hilarious (and true) inspiration for my latest limerick:
Headline: “Capitol rioters called Nancy Pelosi’s office looking for a ‘lost and found’ for items they left behind on January 6, according to Rep. Jamie Raskin”
With the Capitol Building defaced,
Some One/Sixers departed in haste.
I must ask: Were they stoned
When post-riot they phoned
Pelosi for stuff they’d misplaced?
Tags: 1/6 Commission, 1/6 Committee, 1/6/ Panel, Capitol Assault, Capitol Building, Capitol Rioters, Coup, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Insurrection, Jamie Raskin, Lost And Found, Nancy Pelosi, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Nancy Pelosi, Nancy Pelosi Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on A Riot Of A Story (Limerick)
Saturday, January 15th, 2022
Projection’s a GOP ploy
Which tends to besmirch and annoy;
Falsely claiming that Dems
Commit GOP “gems,”
Their lies are deployed to destroy.
Tags: GOP Lies, GOP Limerick, Projection, Republican Lies, Republicans Humor, Republicans Limerick
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Republican Projection Project (Limerick)
Monday, January 10th, 2022
Headline: “Urine cures COVID, Christopher Key, recently arrested Alabama anti-vaxxer, falsely claims”
An anti-vax leader, Chris Key,
Says “I drink my own urine,” with glee.
The “Vaccine-Police” founder,
A loon and a bounder,
Insists that God’s cure-all’s your pee.
Tags: Anti-Vax Humor, Anti-Vaxers, Anti-Vaxxers, Christopher Key, Coronavirus, Covid Vaccine, COVID-19, Drink Urine, Epidemic, God Cure-All, Health, Pandemic, Science Humor, Urine Cure, Urine Humor, Urine Limerick, Vaccine Police
Posted in GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Limerick For A Key Anti-Vaxxer
Monday, January 10th, 2022
Headline: “Jan. 6 panel fires back at Jordan over refusal to cooperate”
Said Jim Jordan, I’ve “nothing to hide.”
But it seems he apparently lied;
He’s declined to comply
With the One/Six probe. Why?
I suspect that he’s fit to be tried.
Tags: 1/6 Commission, 1/6 Committee, 1/6/ Panel, Capitol Assault, Coup, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Insurrection, James Jordan, Jim Jordan, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Fast Talker Jim Jordan Won’t Talk (Limerick)
Sunday, January 2nd, 2022
We commemorate One/Six this week,
A day that’s both somber and bleak.
Though we greet it with sadness,
Trump basks in its madness.
Wreaking havoc’s his goal, so he’ll speak.
Trump is NOT at all through with his coup,
So he’ll keep spouting things that ain’t true.
For that man with no soul
Has an ace in the hole:
Clueless boosters who’ll back what he’ll spew.
Tags: 1/6 Commission, 1/6 Committee, Capitol Assault, Coup, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Insurrection, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Insurrection Blues (2-Verse Limerick)
Saturday, January 1st, 2022
A resolution
for GOPers to try:
Stop Being Such Dicks!
Nixing worthy laws
To preserve filibuster?
Hope for us busted.
Donald Trump invents
Conditional Endorsement:
“Avenge me, or else!”
Tags: American Politics Haiku, Conditional Endorsement, Disinformation Haiku, Donald Trump, Elections Haiku, Fake News Haiku, Filibuster Haiku, Filibuster Senryu, Haiku And Senryu, Political Senryu, Resolution Haiku, Revenge Haiku
Posted in Campaign Humor, Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Democracy Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, Filibuster Humor, GOP Humor, Political Haiku & Senryu, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House, Wingnuts | Comments Off on Political Haiku Trio 2
