Posts Tagged ‘Pandemic’
Thursday, January 21st, 2021
Headline: “Biden inheriting nonexistent coronavirus vaccine distribution plan and must start ‘from scratch,’ sources say”
Donald’s plan for vaccine distribution?
Non-existent, it seems. The solution?
Starting over, from scratch.
It’s a Trumpy “Here, catch,”
From a “team” known for poor execution.
Tags: Coronavirus, Covid Vaccine, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Epidemic, Health, Joe Biden, Pandemic
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | No Comments »
Tuesday, January 12th, 2021
Headline: “Three Democrats Now Have COVID-19 After Republicans Refused To Wear Masks During The Capitol Attack”
Three Democrats, trapped in tight space,
Taking refuge from Trump’s raging base,
Were infected; made ill
By GOP swill
Who refused to wear masks — a disgrace!
Tags: Coronavirus, COVID-19, Epidemics Limerick, Health, Mask Mandate, Pandemic
Posted in GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | No Comments »
Tuesday, December 29th, 2020
I’m amazed that there still are some folks
Who keep claiming that Covid’s a hoax.
Must you face death yourself
To put lies on the shelf?
Will you wait till a relative croaks?
Tags: COVID-19, Donald Trump, Health, Pandemic
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Wednesday, December 23rd, 2020
Headline: “President Trump throws wrench into COVID-19 relief by saying he won’t sign bill”
When a bill is a fait accompli,
Trump the “deal-maker” bitches with glee.
He won’t help something pass;
He’d much rather harass
Other pols, in a bill-griping spree.
Donald COULD have helped carve out a deal
For Covid Relief. But that heel
Sent Mnuchin to rep him,
And now would sidestep him;
A bit late for such “squeaky wheel” zeal!
Tags: Art of the Deal, Covid Relief, COVID-19, Covid-19 Relief, Deal Maker, Donald Trump, Legislation Humor, Pandemic, Steven Mnuchin
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Legislation Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | No Comments »
Sunday, November 29th, 2020
Says Trump, “I came up with vaccines.”
Not bad for a guy who demeans
The value of science
And urges defiance
Of experts. (His uncle’s great genes?)
Tags: Covid Vaccine, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Pandemic, Science Humor, Science Research
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Science Satire, Science Verse, White House | 1 Comment »
Monday, October 26th, 2020
“We’re rounding the turn,” Trump proclaims;
Deception’s but one of his games.
His rallies are reckless,
His mask-mocking, feckless.
Is disease-spreading one of his aims?
Tags: Campaign 2020, Coronavirus, COVID-19, Election Humor, Election2020, Pandemic, Trump
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on “Rounding The Turn?” Or Chasing Our Tails? (Limerick)
Monday, October 12th, 2020
Headline: “Twitter Flags Trump’s Tweet About Being ‘Immune’ to Virus”
The Donald proclaims “I’m immune,”
A rather implausible tune.
Sounding mad as a hatter,
His asinine chatter
Makes it clear that the man is a loon.
Tags: Coronavirus, COVID-19, Election2020, Pandemic, Trump
Posted in GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Monday, October 12th, 2020
Headline: “Trump returns to trail amid concerns over COVID-19 diagnosis”
All we hear from the White House is lies
And evasions that nobody buys.
What’s the risk of exposure
To Trump? Non-disclosure!
I surmise that all contact’s unwise.
Tags: Campaign 2020, Coronavirus, COVID-19, Election 2020, Pandemic, Trump, Trump Rallies
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on “Superspreader” Trump Returns To The Trail (Limerick)
Thursday, October 8th, 2020
Headline: “Trump Calls His Illness ‘a Blessing From God’”
Getting Covid’s a “Blessing From God?”
Methinks that Trump’s reasoning’s flawed.
Donald’s just-pretend piety
Merits dubiety.
As with most things, re God Trump’s a fraud.
Tags: Coronavirus, COVID-19, Health Humor, Pandemic, Religious Humor, Religious Hypocrisy, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Religious Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Covid’s A “Blessing From God?” (Limerick)
Wednesday, October 7th, 2020
I’ve tried, but can’t shake my suspicion
That Trump and Mike Pence have this mission:
To infect Biden’s team —
That’s the Donald’s wet dream,
Which he thinks cancels out his condition.
Tags: Coronavirus, COVID-19, Joe Biden, Mike Pence, Pandemic, Trump
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Joe Biden, Mike Pence, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Real Mission? (Limerick)
Tuesday, October 6th, 2020
Headline: “Trump removes mask upon arrival at White House”
There are health codes that most of us follow.
But not Donald, for HIS soul is hollow.
Though he’s ill, he unmasks;
In a bare face, he basks.
Trump’s actions and words — hard to swallow!
Tags: COVID-19, Mask Mandate, Pandemic, Trump, Unmasking Trump
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump Unmasked (Limerick)
Tuesday, October 6th, 2020
Headline: “Trump Halts Pandemic Relief Negotiations”
No relief bill this month, on reflection,
Cuz the Senate’s sole job’s my selection
For our land’s highest bench.
Judge Amy’s a wench
Who has earned my support and affection.
Tags: Amy Coney Barrett, COVID-19, Election Humor, Pandemic, Supreme Court, Supreme Court Humor, Trump
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court, White House | Comments Off on Yet Another “If Trump Could Write Limericks”
Tuesday, October 6th, 2020
The Donald says, “Don’t be afraid
Of Covid.” We’re all being played!
To imply “No Big Deal”
Hurts our land’s common weal.
Once again, we’re by Donald betrayed.
Tags: Coronavirus, COVID-19, Pandemic, Trump
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Fake Machismo Strikes Again (Limerick)
Sunday, October 4th, 2020
Headline: “Trump update spurs more questions than answers, again”
About doctors I hate to be rude,
But the info from Trump’s doc was skewed.
Is lying contagious?
Non-liars courageous?
Is fibbing for Donald deemed shrewd?
Tags: COVID-19, Pandemic, Trump, Trump's Doctors
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on White House Medical Confusion (Limerick)
Sunday, October 4th, 2020
Here’s hoping that Donald’s health slump
Quickly ends — sends him back on the stump.
And I also am hoping
We stop merely coping…
And recover from Donald J. Trump.
Tags: Coronavirus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Pandemic, Trump
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Recovery Hopes (Limerick)
Saturday, October 3rd, 2020
Headline: “Some Doubt Trump Is Actually Sick”
Some doubt that the Donald is sick
Cuz he pours his deceptions on thick.
But he’d never pretend
To be ill; that would end
Donald’s fake macho-image real quick.
Tags: COVID-19, Donald Trump, Pandemic
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Donald’s Doubters (Limerick)
Thursday, October 1st, 2020
Via ABC News: “President Donald Trump will hold more large-scale campaign rallies in Wisconsin this weekend as coronavirus cases and hospitalization rage across the battleground state, making the clear decision to prioritize campaigning rather than worry about more people getting sick.”
Since it’s vital to cover all bases,
I am holding big rallies in places
Where the China Plague’s strong.
I don’t care if it’s wrong
Cuz I’m shielded from all virus traces.
Tags: China Plague, Coronavirus, COVID-19, Pandemic, Trump
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 3 Comments »
Wednesday, September 16th, 2020
Headline: “Biden on Trump’s Attack on Him for Not Introducing Mask Mandate: ‘To Be Clear, I Am Not Currently President’”
“Where’s the national mandate for masks
Biden promised to give us?” Trump asks.
For logic, I mourn,
Cuz I sure could have sworn
That’s among Donald’s President-tasks.
Tags: COVID-19, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Joe Biden, Mask Mandate, Pandemic
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Mask Mandate Madness (Limerick)
Tuesday, September 15th, 2020
Headline: “Trump ignores science at dangerous indoor rally”
Donald’s base should start writing their wills,
Cuz he feeds on large audience thrills;
Crammed together indoors,
Scanty masks, chair-filled floors.
Donald Trump doesn’t care whom he kills.
Tags: Anti-Science, Campaign 2020, Campaign Humor, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Satire, Health, Pandemic, Presidential Campaign Humor
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Speeches, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Science Satire, Science Verse, White House | 1 Comment »
Friday, August 28th, 2020
Headline: “Trump Pretends Pandemic Is Over”
Donald Trump and his cronies pretend
That COVID has come to an end.
But magical thinking
Solves nothing: No shrinking
Of death counts — infections ascend.
Tags: Coronavirus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Magical Thinking, Pandemic
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Pandemic? WHAT Pandemic? (Limerick)
