Posts Tagged ‘GOP Lies’
Sunday, May 14th, 2023
“James Comer Has Misplaced Biden ‘Informant'”
Comer claims to have dirt on Joe Biden;
An “informant,” he said, was providin’
The proof that he needs
Of Biden’s misdeeds.
Seems his make-believe source is in hidin’.
Tags: Biden, Disinformation, GOP Lies, Informants, James Comer, Jim Comer, Joe Biden, Republican Lies, Republicans Humor
Posted in GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Comer’s Phantom Informant (Limerick)
Wednesday, March 1st, 2023
Most constituents sigh, whine, and grouse
About Santos, a villainous louse.
He’s a con-artist worm
Who should serve a long term
In a JAILHOUSE and NOT in the House.
Tags: Crime, Election Humor, Election Satire, George Santos, GOP Humor, GOP Lies, Republican Lies, Republicans Humor, Voters
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Saturday, January 15th, 2022
Projection’s a GOP ploy
Which tends to besmirch and annoy;
Falsely claiming that Dems
Commit GOP “gems,”
Their lies are deployed to destroy.
Tags: GOP Lies, GOP Limerick, Projection, Republican Lies, Republicans Humor, Republicans Limerick
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Thursday, May 6th, 2021
The state of the GOP’s dire;
It’s led by a guy who’s a liar.
And its members must swallow
Trump’s bullshit and wallow
In muck to survive, or move higher.
Tags: Donald Trump, GOP, GOP Lies, Republican Complicity, Republican Cowardice, Republican Hypocrisy, Republican Lies
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The State of the GOP (Limerick)
Friday, April 30th, 2021
Headline: “Fox News host Tucker Carlson claims making children wear masks is ‘abuse’”
A kid in a mask? That’s “abuse,”
According to Carlson, who’s loose
With his words on the air.
But Tuck doesn’t care:
“Call the cops,” like he says … then vamoose.
Tags: Child Abuse, Cops, Covid Restrictions, COVID-19, Criminal Law, Fox News, GOP Lies, Lies, Mask Limerick, Mask Mandates, Media Humor, Media Lies, Pandemic, Police Humor, Tucker Carlson
Posted in Fox News Humor, GOP Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Tucker Carlson Deceit (Limerick)
Friday, November 30th, 2018
Headline: “Lies, lies and more lies: This is not how innocent people act”
If Trump isn’t guilty, then why
Does the Donald repeatedly lie?
The same goes for his cronies–
Untruth-spewing phonies–
They’re innocent? Ha! That don’t fly!
Tags: Donald Trump, GOP Lies, Republican Lies, Trump Lies
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The Innocent Don’t Lie (Limerick)
Friday, October 19th, 2018
Headline: “Trump says he hasn’t visited troops overseas because he’s ‘very busy’”
Why not visit our troops overseas?
Donald’s terribly “busy” – can’t squeeze
In a trip of that kind.
Playing golf’s quite the grind!
Then there’s lying and shooting the breeze.
Tags: Donald Trump, Golf Humor, GOP Lies, Military, Troops, Trump Lies
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Military Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s So “Loves” Our Military (Limerick)
Tuesday, May 1st, 2018
My advice for the Donald: “Forego
Mueller’s questions. Don’t go toe-to-toe.
Cuz deceit is on tap
When your sneering lips flap.
You will lie while you’re saying hello.”
Tags: Donald Trump, GOP Lies, Lies, President Trump, Robert Mueller, Special Counsel
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 3 Comments »
Tuesday, April 4th, 2017
Trump staffers’ main job is to mask
Donald’s bullshit as truth; that’s their task.
So when queried, they lie
And distort and deny…
Till we wearily reach for a flask.
Tags: GOP Lies, President Trump, Trump, Trump Lies, Unmasking Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 2 Comments »
Monday, March 6th, 2017
I used to respond with surprise
Upon hearing Trump’s venom-filled lies,
But his yarns are so chronic
(A self-prescribed tonic?)
That banking on fiction is wise.
Tags: GOP Lies, Lies, Trump, Trump Lies
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Friday, August 12th, 2016
Trump’s speeches are vile and bombastic,
With fantastical falsehoods so drastic,
That he crosses the line,
Which for Trump is just fine.
His defense? “I was being sarcastic.”
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, GOP Lies, Hillary Clinton, ISIS, Lies, Sarcasm
Posted in Barack Obama, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Hillary Clinton, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Yet Another Trump Limerick
Friday, March 25th, 2016
I love this Ben Carson quote from his appearance on “The View:”
He also declined to refute charges from the hosts of the show that Trump is a liar, saying only, “tell me a politician who doesn’t tell lies?”
When he’s asked: Isn’t Donald a liar?
Ain’t it true that his pants are fire?
Carson’s tepid reply
Is: What pol doesn’t lie?
What inspiring praise from Trump’s choir!
Tags: Ben Carson, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Endorsement Humor, GOP Lies, Lies
Posted in Ben Carson, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on With Pals Like Ben Carson… (Limerick)
Sunday, February 14th, 2016
Says Rubio: “Cruz is a liar.”
I concur: Cruz’s pants are on fire.
But Ted’s hardly alone;
GOPers are prone
To eschew any truth in their choir.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Election Humor, GOP Lies, Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz
Posted in Campaign Humor, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Marco Rubio, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Ted Cruz, White House | Comments Off on Pot, Meet Kettle (Limerick)
Tuesday, January 19th, 2016
You probably know this old chestnut of a joke: “How can you tell when a politician is lying? When his (or her) lips move.”
Here’s my own slightly less cynical lie detection technique:
How do you know that a politician is lying? The word ‘frankly’ comes out of his/her mouth.
Donald Trump and Carly Fiorina seem especially fond of the word ‘frankly,’ but they’re certainly not alone in having that ‘tell.’
Pols frequently telegraph lies.
For example, I’m quick to surmise
That a whopper’s about
To be told by some lout
When he uses the ‘frankly’ disguise.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Carly Fiorina, Donald Trump, Election Humor, GOP Lies, Liars, Lies
Posted in Campaign Humor, Carly Fiorina, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Speeches, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Frankly, They’re Lying (Limerick)
Monday, December 21st, 2015
Congratulations to Donald Trump on winning the Politifact 2015 Lie of the Year Award!
The “Lie of the Year” prize is Trump’s.
Though many pols fib, Donald jumps
To the top of the list;
His stump speech’s gist
Is take dumps on the truth to hook chumps.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, GOP Lies, Lies, Politifact
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Speeches, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Politifact’s Liar Of The Year
Tuesday, December 1st, 2015
When Republican pols take the stage,
Seems deceit has become all the rage,
Cuz no matter how sordid,
Their lies are rewarded.
Waging war on the truth’s become sage.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Election Humor, GOP Lies, Republican Lies, Republicans Humor
Posted in Campaign Humor, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on What Lies Beneath The Lies (Limerick)
Wednesday, November 25th, 2015
With their lies, guys like Donald Trump try us.
Prove them wrong, they just laugh and defy us.
They keep getting their way
Cuz there’s NO price to pay.
Call them out? They shout, “Media bias!”
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, GOP Lies, Media Humor, Presidential Election, Press
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trumping The Truth (Limerick)
Wednesday, September 30th, 2015
If The Shoe Fits… (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
A chorus of jeers and complaining
Ought to greet all those speech-makers feigning
Deep concern for the poor.
Show those liars the door,
Cuz I’m sick of their BS campaigning.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Election Humor, GOP Lies, Poverty, Speeches
Posted in Campaign Humor, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Speeches Satire | Comments Off on If The Shoe Fits… (Limerick)
Monday, July 27th, 2015
The guys (and one gal) vying for the Republican presidential nomination are in a bind. With Donald Trump in the picture, it’s virtually impossible to get press coverage and boost poll numbers, even if you say something crazy. But I do have a “modest proposal” for them:
Debate Spot “Strategery” (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Many would-be debaters are freaking
Cuz that spot on the stage that they’re seeking
Is elusive at best;
They’ve been Trumped by a pest.
Here’s a tip for attention: Try streaking.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, GOP Humor, GOP Lies, Republicans Humor
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Debate Spot “Strategery” (Limerick)
Tuesday, July 21st, 2015
Help! I Can’t Stop Writing Trump Limericks!
By Madeleine Begun Kane
The race has been thrown out of kilter
By Trump, who is lacking a filter.
I have three more lines left,
But I’m sadly bereft
Because “builder,” alas, ain’t spelled “builter.”
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, GOP Humor, GOP Lies, Republicans Humor
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Help! I Can’t Stop Writing Trump Limericks!
Limerick Ode To George Santos
Wednesday, March 1st, 2023Most constituents sigh, whine, and grouse
About Santos, a villainous louse.
He’s a con-artist worm
Who should serve a long term
In a JAILHOUSE and NOT in the House.
Tags: Crime, Election Humor, Election Satire, George Santos, GOP Humor, GOP Lies, Republican Lies, Republicans Humor, Voters
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