Posts Tagged ‘GOP’

Limerick Ode To Republican Panic

Monday, January 23rd, 2012

Newt Gingrich demolished Mitt in South Carolina. Newt’s surging in Florida. And Romney’s large national lead is collapsing. Needless to say, the Republican establishment is starting to panic:

To the extent Newt threatens the Establishment, it’s because of his electability–or lack thereof. The GOP’s mandarins see Gingrich’s nomination as a sure way to blow their chance of deposing Barack Obama. They see Gingrich as the political equivalent of a Fukushima nuclear plant worker, with polls showing him to be lethally irradiated by his negative approval ratings. Whereas Mitt Romney is running about even with Barack Obama in head-to-head polling, Newt loses by double-digit margins. Sure, those numbers could change if Gingrich beats Romney and wins the nomination, with all the accolades it entails. On the other hand, his grandiosity syndrome may kick in, as it has before, and render him a laughing stock. Hence the many Establishment Republicans now saying things like, “Newt means losing 45 states.”

And that brings me to my latest limerick:

Limerick Ode To Republican Panic
By Madeleine Begun Kane

The Republican powers-that-be
Are scared of a Newt-nominee:
Newt’s grandiose ways
Could trigger malaise,
As voters to Democrats flee.

A Limerick Plea To Refocus

Saturday, June 11th, 2011

An Ode To The Grand Old Sabotage Party

Monday, November 22nd, 2010

Republican Pols — Off or On the Rand-Wagon?

Sunday, May 23rd, 2010

Republicans Bring “Classiness” To the Classroom

Friday, September 4th, 2009

Bankrupt Values

Thursday, June 4th, 2009

The Dreaded E-Word

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009

Which Veep Talks Too Much?

Monday, May 11th, 2009

They Only Have Themselves To Blame

Sunday, April 26th, 2009

Republican Road To Remedial Math

Sunday, March 29th, 2009

Email Swiped From Dick Cheney’s In-Box

Tuesday, March 24th, 2009

Can’t Win An Argument On The Merits? Just Use The “Distraction” Gambit.

Wednesday, March 11th, 2009

Ode To GOP Grovelers (Song Parody)

Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009

Quote of the Day

Saturday, February 28th, 2009

Ode To Bobby “Kenneth the Page” Jindal

Wednesday, February 25th, 2009

Mad Thought Of The Day

Sunday, February 8th, 2009

Irony Has At Least Seven More Lives

Sunday, November 30th, 2008

McCain & Palin: The Not Ready For Prime Time Duo

Wednesday, October 29th, 2008