Posts Tagged ‘Newt Gingrich’

Limerick Ode To Newt Lunacy

Friday, February 3rd, 2012

I’ve finally figured out how Newt plans to populate the moon: He’ll catapult the poor onto the moon via trampolines.

Yes, I know that sounds crazy. But I can’t think of any other explanation for this nutty Newt quote:

I really believe that we should care about the very poor, unlike Governor Romney. But I believe we should care very differently from Barack Obama….What the poor need is a trampoline so they can spring up, so I am for replacing the safety net with a trampoline.

Limerick Ode To Newt Lunacy
By Madeleine Begun Kane

The safety net’s bad, prattles Newt,
Suggesting we give it the boot.
From his odd bag of tricks,
Newt throws this in the mix:
Trampolines — out-of-poverty route.

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Thursday, February 2nd, 2012

Listen To Palin and Annoy Me, Please! (Limerick)

Monday, January 30th, 2012

Brokered Convention Blues (Limerick)

Monday, January 30th, 2012

Newt’s Endorsement Blues (Limerick)

Thursday, January 26th, 2012

Limerick Ode To “Normal” Newt Gingrich

Wednesday, January 25th, 2012

Limerick Ode To Newt’s Latest Temper Tantrum

Tuesday, January 24th, 2012

Limerick Ode To Republican Panic

Monday, January 23rd, 2012

Mitt Romney’s South Carolina Blues (Limerick)

Friday, January 20th, 2012

Limerick Ode To Newt “J’accuse” Gingrich

Friday, January 13th, 2012

Beware The Wrath Of Newt (Limerick)

Wednesday, January 11th, 2012

Limerick Ode To Newt “I’m Not Rich” Gingrich

Saturday, January 7th, 2012

Newt Still Lying After All These Years (Limerick)

Tuesday, December 27th, 2011

Mitt Critiques Newt (Limerick)

Wednesday, December 14th, 2011

Newt’s Pledge (Limerick)

Tuesday, December 13th, 2011

Mitt’s Losing Bet (Limerick)

Sunday, December 11th, 2011

Gunning for Gingrich (Limerick)

Saturday, December 10th, 2011

Limerick Ode To The Immoderate Donald Trump

Wednesday, December 7th, 2011

“Newtering” Mitt (Limerick)

Monday, December 5th, 2011

Herman Cain’s Gone, But The Mockery Carries On (Limerick)

Saturday, December 3rd, 2011