Posts Tagged ‘Newt Gingrich’

Limerick Ode To The Immoderate Donald Trump

Wednesday, December 7th, 2011

A Trump-moderated Republican debate? Even Karl Rove says it’s a terrible idea.

Damn! Me — agreeing with Karl Rove. That’s seriously scary!

Meanwhile, Mitt Romney did the classy thing, for once, adding his name to the list of candidates who’ve declined the Trump Debate Invite. So far, Ron Paul, Jon Huntsman, and Romney have declined to participate, while Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum have accepted.

Limerick Ode To The Immoderate Donald Trump
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Debate moderation’s an art,
And practitioners need to be smart,
Diplomatic, well versed—
In the topic immersed.
Donald Trump? Not just bad. Off the chart!

UPDATE: Republican National Committee Chairman Reince Priebus has come out against the Donald Trump debate, citing as his reason Trump’s ongoing flirtation with an independent run for president. Additionally Perry has now declined his debate invitation.

“Newtering” Mitt (Limerick)

Monday, December 5th, 2011

Herman Cain’s Gone, But The Mockery Carries On (Limerick)

Saturday, December 3rd, 2011

Limerick Ode To Newt “The Thinker” Gingrich

Friday, December 2nd, 2011

We Don’t Want Newt-Education (Limerick)

Tuesday, November 29th, 2011

Eight 4-Liners For The Republican Contenders

Wednesday, October 12th, 2011

Lightweights — No Debate!

Tuesday, June 14th, 2011

Limerick Ode To Newt Gingrich

Thursday, June 9th, 2011

Open Limerick To Newt Gingrich

Thursday, May 19th, 2011

Don’t Be Shocked, But I Compliment Fox News … Sort Of

Wednesday, May 18th, 2011

Newt Already Needs A Reboot

Tuesday, May 17th, 2011

Newt Strikes Out Again

Monday, April 4th, 2011

That Newt’s A Beaut (Limerick)

Friday, March 25th, 2011

Newt’s Fishy Excuses

Thursday, March 10th, 2011

Weirdness From George Will

Tuesday, March 8th, 2011

Run, Newt, Run!

Thursday, March 3rd, 2011

Is Newt Trying To Neutralize Sarah Palin?

Thursday, August 19th, 2010

Newt’s Bilingual Newspeak

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009

Republicans Were For “Death Panels” Before They Were Against Them

Sunday, August 16th, 2009

Hark! The Disgraced Former Speaker Speaks.

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009