Limerick Ode To Newt Gingrich

Limerick Ode To Newt Gingrich
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Here’s some news that inspires a laugh:
Newt Gingrich has lost his main staff.
They quit him en masse.
(Do they think him an ass?)
Newt’s so peeved, he may shoot a giraffe.

UPDATE: Was my “giraffe” reference too obscure? For those who don’t know what it refers to, just follow the link in the last line of my limerick.

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7 Responses to “Limerick Ode To Newt Gingrich”

  1. Maroonwings says:

    Was there ever a Gingrich like Newt?
    The man is a horse’s patoot!
    But somehow he floats
    by Republican votes.
    So who’s the patoot? Not just Newt.

  2. Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving little piggie. Great rhyme.

  3. Hansi says:

    I love old Newt. He’s so out of touch with reality. Does he really see the American electorate voting for an old fat white man? 2008 proved otherwise. Now Sarah…well she’s hot and has my vote (in the primaries only). Poor old Newt just can’t dig the hole he’s in deeper fast enough. Take a que from the Donald….You’ve tuned in; turned on; now drop out!

  4. madkane says:

    Thanks for your fun verse Maroonwings. And thanks Sherry and Hansi!

  5. Susannah says:

    Thanks for leaving your link at I Saw Sunday. :-)

    Great rhymes but as usual the subject matter means nothing to me as I am from England and know nothing of the people of whom you speak….sorry. lol

    I hope you enjoy visiting the rest of the participants and reading their entries. Have a good week.

  6. Deborah says:

    I followed the giraffe link to see, but I thought it was wonderful when it was obscure as well! :o)

  7. madkane says:

    Thanks Deborah and Susannah!