Archive for October, 2008

McCain & Palin: The Not Ready For Prime Time Duo

Wednesday, October 29th, 2008

Whenever John McCain is asked about Sarah Palin’s qualifications, he falls back on the paternal-sounding (and condescending) “I couldn’t be more proud” of Palin response.  But something tells me he doesn’t use the word “proud” in private:

McCain & Palin: The Not Ready For Prime Time Duo
By Madeleine Begun Kane

There’s a ticket that can’t get along
Cuz the chemistry’s totally wrong.
John may claim to be proud
Of Gov. Palin out loud.
But his eyes say, “Give Sarah the gong!”

Just Call It The McPettiness Express

Monday, October 27th, 2008

Does Sarah Palin Even Know What “Intellectual” Means?

Thursday, October 23rd, 2008

Where’s My Personal Shopper?

Thursday, October 23rd, 2008

I’m A McPalin Haiku Hysteria Finalist

Tuesday, October 21st, 2008

Is GOP Idiocy Real, Or Is It Memorex?

Tuesday, October 21st, 2008

Ode To Sarah “Geography-Challenged” Palin

Tuesday, October 21st, 2008

Ode To John “Air-Quotes” McCain

Thursday, October 16th, 2008

Vetting My Relatives (Haiku)

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

Ode To David Frum

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

Sarah In Wonderland

Sunday, October 12th, 2008

Team Of Liars (Limerick)

Thursday, October 9th, 2008

What I Learned From Last Night’s Obama / McCain Debate

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008

McCain And Palin Make Rudy Look Like A Class Act

Tuesday, October 7th, 2008

Ode To Attack Dog Palin

Tuesday, October 7th, 2008

Sarah Palin Passes Her Reading Test

Tuesday, October 7th, 2008

Finally, A John McCain Statement I Can Agree With

Monday, October 6th, 2008

A Do-Over Supreme Court Test For Palin?

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

Dear “Everyday Working Class” Sarah

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008