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Mitt Romney: Constitutionally Confused

Friday, March 26th, 2010

Credit where credit is due: When it comes to self-contradiction, Mitt Romney is both fearless and peerless.

Once a staunch advocate of individual health insurance mandates — the Massachusetts governor who ardently defended their constitutionality — Romney has flip-flopped. Now that they’re required by the Democrats’ Affordable Care Act, they’ve magically turned unconstitutional.

Of course, constant flip-flops can be hard on the constitution. So it’s no surprise that Mitt Romney was for individual mandates before he was against them.

That brings me to my latest limerick:

Mitt Romney: Constitutionally Confused
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Individual mandates are great,
Said Mitt re Mass. health bill’s debate.
Now he swears that they’re awful
And even unlawful.
Your claims, my dear Mitt — get them straight.

Mark Sanford, The Not-So-Frugal Traveler

Thursday, September 17th, 2009

Translating Sarah

Sunday, July 5th, 2009

Flailin’ Palin

Sunday, July 5th, 2009

Ode to Mark “Sweet Talker” Sanford

Wednesday, July 1st, 2009

De-Moralized?

Sunday, June 28th, 2009

Mark Sanford’s Trail … Of Hypocrisy

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009

Mark Sanford — Lost? Or Losing It?

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009