Posts Tagged ‘Obama’

Palin’s Runny, Run-On Sentences Finally Explained

Sunday, February 7th, 2010

When I first saw these hilarious photos and video of Sarah Palin’s palm-written Tea Party crib notes, all I could think was:

Notes on your hand,
Notes on your hand,
Lookin’ like a fool
With your notes on your hand.

Sorry, I watch way too much American Idol.

But relying on a cheat-sheet on your left hand during a friendly Q & A session is rich, coming from a woman who disparages President Obama’s (fictitious) inability to speak without a teleprompter.

This brings me to my latest limerick:

Palin’s Runny, Run-On Sentences Finally Explained
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Sarah Palin comes armed when she speaks
With crib notes on “hand” for sneak peeks.
Guess she’d better not wash
Before speeches. Oh gosh,
I sure hope that those scrawls ain’t antiques.

Al-Qaeda Talking Points?

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

Dressing Down The President

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

Ode To Party-First Republicans

Sunday, October 11th, 2009

Republicans Bring “Classiness” To the Classroom

Friday, September 4th, 2009

Waterloo Lies

Tuesday, August 4th, 2009

Dear Senator Inhofe

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009

De-Moralized?

Sunday, June 28th, 2009

Don’t Ask. Don’t Tell. Just Sign!

Monday, June 15th, 2009

Hannity Insanity

Thursday, June 11th, 2009

Bankrupt Values

Thursday, June 4th, 2009

Ode To The Wingnutty Pete Sessions

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009

The Dreaded E-Word

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009

Karl’s Roving Standards

Sunday, May 3rd, 2009

Yet Another Ode To Republican Hypocrisy

Sunday, April 19th, 2009

Fox Pundits At Sea

Monday, April 13th, 2009

Dogged Journalism

Sunday, April 12th, 2009

Ode To AP’s Ron Fournier

Wednesday, March 25th, 2009

Ode To The Laughter-Police

Tuesday, March 24th, 2009

Ode To The Easily Offended

Friday, March 20th, 2009