Since the third debate between George Bush and John Kerry will be focusing on domestic issues, Bush will surely brag about NCLB and his purported education accomplishments during Wednesday night's festivities. Unfortunately, Dubya's education reform is a miserable failure, which leads me to my latest song parody. Feel free to sing "The Education President Song" to "I Write The Songs" by Barry Manilow (chorus only), using this midi link.
Bush promised parents that he'd fix our schools.
That he'd make sure their children didn't turn out fools.
But all the teachers got were lots of rules.
Let's right his wrongs, let's right his wrongs.
(Fridge Break)
NCLB is packed with many flaws.
Unfunded mandates are against the law.
Our education bucks were used for war.
Let's right his wrongs, let's right his wrongs.
(Bathroom Break)
Dub's Education Sec has no respect
For teacher's unions. Called them terrorists.
Dub's education law is quite the mess.
Let's right his wrongs, let's right his wrongs.
(Cocktail Break)
An education prez, Bush claims to be.
He doesn't even know his A B C's.
Our children need to be NCLB-free.
Let's right his wrongs, let's right his wrongs.
