A florist would constantly hum,
While chomping a large pack of gum,
Till a Mother’s Day shopper
With one in the hopper
Said, “Kindly attempt to be mum!”
My Latest Humor page links to my most recent satire, humorous columns, funny poems, limericks, haiku, and song parodies including Republicans Go Filibuster Yourselves, Only Peons Have To Pay Taxes, Banks To Taxpayers: Drop Dead, Ode To “Traitor” Joe Lieberman, Sarah Palin's Barracuda Blog, Supreme Court Shenanigans, The Trial Lawyers' Song, Ode To Ann Coulter, Oh What A Mis'rable Failure, St. Reagan's Song, Democrats' Anthem, Dubya Quote Quiz, When Liberals Rule, 401(k) Ode, Iraq, Iraq, Weblog Wonderland, On Wall Street, Bloggers' Rhapsody, Surmounting Marriage, Media Sheep and Dear Obama.
What exactly do you need besides the humor columns, song parodies, funny limericks, news haiku, and legal and financial fun parodies that you'll find at my site? Since I live in New York City, I can't resist saying, "If you can't find it here, you can't find it anywhere." Perhaps you're in the mood for some music or to swing dance.
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