Weblog Wonderland (Song Parody to be sung to "Winter Wonderland")
"Bloggers zing, are you list'nin'?
Some are vain, some are bristlin'.
The left and the right
Are happy tonight.
Surfin' in a weblog wonderland..."
Bloggers' Rhapsody (Song Parody to be sung to "Let's Call The Whole Thing Off" by George & Ira Gershwin)
"You praise my weblog
And I'll mention your blog.
You link my weblog
And I'll link to your blog
Weblog, Your blog, Weblog, Your blog,
Let's call the whole thing off.
You laud my rampage On Bush's last outrage.
You say I'm so sage,
Go check out my web page..."
Dear Newbie (Limerick)
"Dear Newbie, I feel for your plight —
You are anxious for links to your site. ..."
Blogroll Scrooges Must Be Punished "Some major bloggers (most prominently Atrios/Eschaton and Kos) have recently instituted a blogroll purge, eliminating, for the most part, all but the usual suspects. And to add insult to injury, they referred to it in Orwellian fashion as 'Blogroll Amnesty Day.' ..."
Singing The Koufax Competition Blues (Song Parody to be sung to "I've Grown Accustomed To Her Face")
"A Koufax mention would be great.
'T'would almost make the day begin.
A word or two would be a boon.
I'd thank you night and noon..."
In Praise of Pinging "It don't mean a thing if you don't click that ping.
Please don't post a thing with no update notice ping..."