For some inexplicable reason, I felt compelled to write another song parody about blogging. (My first one is here.) So although it's still summer, I hope you'll enjoy singing Weblog Wonderland to the tune of Winter Wonderland, using this midi link.
Weblog Wonderland (Inspired by Winter Wonderland by Smith & Bernard)
Bloggers zing, are you list'nin'?
Some are vain, some are bristlin'.
The left and the right
Are happy tonight.
Surfin' in a weblog wonderland.
"Bombs away," say the blog hawks.
"War's insane," other blogs balk.
Some sing Bush love songs.
Some shout that he's wrong.
Surfin' in a weblog wonderland.
Some right bloggers like to build up straw men.
Then they brag that they have knocked 'em down.
Daring lefts to parry,
They'll say, "No, man."
"Your reasoning is flawed and you're a clown."
Later on, they'll conspire,
Plannin' posts packed with ire.
They face unafraid
The rantin', the raves.
Surfin' in a weblog wonderland.
In the middle few can be a showman,
While displayin' balance, wit, and clout.
Strong opinions rule the day in blogland.
Until some other bloggers knock 'em down.
Heated prose, ain't it thrillin'
When it flows, when it's chillin'?
Some post every day.
They must have their say.
Surfin' in a weblog wonderland.
Some post every day.
They relish the fray.
Surfin' in a weblog wonderland.
