Posts Tagged ‘Harry Reid’

Sharron Angle — You Can’t Make This Up

Monday, January 31st, 2011

In case you’ve been wondering what Sharron Angle’s been up to, I’ve got the answer: Senator Harry Reid’s former Republican challenger is giving speeches about makeup.

Yes, it’s hard to believe, but true. On January 21st, Angle spoke at a makeup convention in Las Vegas. Here’s how SeneGence International’s promotional material described Angle’s talk:

Sharron will be sharing her beauty and makeup challenges during the campaign and how she overcame them! She had confidence that she would look great with 14 -16 hour days & with numerous appearances daily… so can you!

And that brings me to my latest limerick:

Sharron Angle — You Can’t Make This Up
By Madeleine Begun Kane

I vowed that I never would mention
Sharon Angle again — gives me tension.
But I just can’t resist
Her last gig which I missed:
A speech at a makeup convention.

Haiku For Harry Reid

Thursday, December 23rd, 2010

Harry Reid’s Not So Hot Remark

Tuesday, September 21st, 2010

Mosque Mockery

Tuesday, August 17th, 2010

Nevada’s Wingnut Angle

Thursday, June 10th, 2010

Dressing Down The President

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

A Limerick For Traitor Joe

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

“Traitor Joe” Wasn’t Disloyal Enough? (Haiku)

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

Ode To “Traitor” Joe Lieberman (Updated)

Friday, November 7th, 2008