Sharron Angle — You Can’t Make This Up
In case you’ve been wondering what Sharron Angle’s been up to, I’ve got the answer: Senator Harry Reid’s former Republican challenger is giving speeches about makeup.
Yes, it’s hard to believe, but true. On January 21st, Angle spoke at a makeup convention in Las Vegas. Here’s how SeneGence International’s promotional material described Angle’s talk:
Sharron will be sharing her beauty and makeup challenges during the campaign and how she overcame them! She had confidence that she would look great with 14 -16 hour days & with numerous appearances daily… so can you!
And that brings me to my latest limerick:
Sharron Angle — You Can’t Make This Up
By Madeleine Begun Kane
I vowed that I never would mention
Sharon Angle again — gives me tension.
But I just can’t resist
Her last gig which I missed:
A speech at a makeup convention.
Tags: Harry Reid, Las Vegas Convention, Makeup, Nevada, Sharron Angle, Speeches
I dunno, Mad! I woulda resisted
Even thou the bitch has persisted
Who cares about make-up
All we want is a shake-up
Phony cover’s all that of which she’s consisted!
You just got to love old Sharron.
She was quite some gal, really darin’
Sad to say she’s gone
Taken up selling Avon
Thank God, a Senate seat won’t be chairin’
Rant time…..Wake up People!! Do you want former beauty queens, witches, and make-up artists leading our country?
Sharron Angle, meet Mr. McCain.
Gals with makeup just drive him insane.
Use more than a dollop,
he’ll call you a trollop
and a “c” word I’d rather not name.
Thanks for your limericks Veralynne, Hansi, and Libby!