Sharron Angle — You Can’t Make This Up

In case you’ve been wondering what Sharron Angle’s been up to, I’ve got the answer: Senator Harry Reid’s former Republican challenger is giving speeches about makeup.

Yes, it’s hard to believe, but true. On January 21st, Angle spoke at a makeup convention in Las Vegas. Here’s how SeneGence International’s promotional material described Angle’s talk:

Sharron will be sharing her beauty and makeup challenges during the campaign and how she overcame them! She had confidence that she would look great with 14 -16 hour days & with numerous appearances daily… so can you!

And that brings me to my latest limerick:

Sharron Angle — You Can’t Make This Up
By Madeleine Begun Kane

I vowed that I never would mention
Sharon Angle again — gives me tension.
But I just can’t resist
Her last gig which I missed:
A speech at a makeup convention.

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4 Responses to “Sharron Angle — You Can’t Make This Up”

  1. Veralynne says:

    I dunno, Mad! I woulda resisted
    Even thou the bitch has persisted
    Who cares about make-up
    All we want is a shake-up
    Phony cover’s all that of which she’s consisted!

  2. Hansi says:

    You just got to love old Sharron.
    She was quite some gal, really darin’
    Sad to say she’s gone
    Taken up selling Avon
    Thank God, a Senate seat won’t be chairin’

    Rant time…..Wake up People!! Do you want former beauty queens, witches, and make-up artists leading our country?

  3. Libby says:

    Sharron Angle, meet Mr. McCain.
    Gals with makeup just drive him insane.
    Use more than a dollop,
    he’ll call you a trollop
    and a “c” word I’d rather not name.

  4. madkane says:

    Thanks for your limericks Veralynne, Hansi, and Libby!