The political currents have shifted,
And my Trump-induced doldrums have lifted.
For beyond all projections
The midterm elections
Have fueled us: With hope we’ve been gifted!
*****
The election was gripping — a thriller.
But for Trump’s self-esteem — quite the killer.
Needing someone to blame,
Trump of course dumped a dame:
Who’s the new Susie Wiles? Stephen Miller!
Archive for the ‘Political Limericks’ Category
An Uplifting, Exciting Election (Two Limericks)
Friday, November 6th, 2026An Overdue Shellacking (Limerick)
Wednesday, November 4th, 2026Tuesday’s Blue Wave’s so huge, I’m in shock,
And I’m suff’ring a limerick block:
Though I’m tickled and thrilled
That the Democrats killed . . .
Donald’s stooges seem too sad to mock.
A Two Trump Limerick Day
Saturday, October 31st, 2026Donald loves to harangue and harass;
He seems proud to be crude, rude, and crass.
He will lie and he’ll brag,
And I can’t help but gag
When he leers, shouting “Check out that ass!”
*****
Trump relies on folks swallowing lies,
Which (till now) has worked well, I surmise.
But when people can’t buy
The essentials, oh, my:
“Things are GREAT!” will not fly and ain’t wise!
The Price Of Fraud (Limerick)
Friday, October 30th, 2026TNR: “Donald Trump was furious that Alina Habba Mildon allegedly was paid $50 million to help secure a presidential pardon for a Venezuelan billionaire family—and didn’t share it with him.”
Donald doesn’t want bribes to decrease
And he sure doesn’t want them to cease.
He loves thiev’ry and fraud;
Acts he’ll pardon, e’en laud . . .
On receipt of a sizable piece.
Dear Pols: Enough With The Spam! (Limerick)
Thursday, October 29th, 2026My Dear Pols, please stop sending me trash.
All your spam’s made me ready to smash
My computer and phone;
I am sick to the bone
Of contenders soliciting cash!
Can We Ever Recover From Trump? (Limerick)
Thursday, October 29th, 2026I am jittery, anxious, and scared
And it’s time for my fears to be aired:
I’m afraid the upheaval
From Donald Trump’s evil
Can NOT be reversed or repaired.
Remind You Of Anybody? (Limerick)
Saturday, October 24th, 2026A vile felon who’d spitefully spout
Countless lies to incite fear and doubt,
Loved to growl, howl, and scowl,
As he’d blithely befoul
All he touched via ill-gotten clout.
A Trump Quatrain for a Change of Pace
Friday, October 23rd, 2026Ev’ry day I’m perturbed
And upset and disturbed.
Donald needs to be stopped;
Failing that, at least curbed.
Madman Trump (Limerick)
Tuesday, September 29th, 2026Donald Trump is a madman, I swear!
Was it nature, or nurture? Don’t care!
Asking why he’s insane
Is a waste of one’s brain.
We must fight him and lay his crimes bare!
Trump’s DC Blight (Limerick)
Monday, September 7th, 2026Donald Trump’s cast a blight on DC,
Ruining landmarks with wrecking-ball glee.
He has sullied this place
With fake gold and his face.
Has he done this for Putin? Or Xi?
Fretting About Fetterman (Limerick)
Sunday, September 6th, 2026WSJ: “Behind Closed Doors, John Fetterman Shows Little Interest in the Work of a Senator”
Former staffers report that John Fetterman
Isn’t one of our DC go-getter men:
He’s lost int’rest in doing
His job. (Cue the booing.)
I’m stewing! The Dems need much better men!
Mission NOT Accomplished (Limerick)
Saturday, September 5th, 2026Trump’s Iran War of Choice has been stressful
And expensive and wasteful and mess-ful.
It’s a plan-free production
Of senseless destruction
And death. What it’s NOT is “successful!”
A Coin I Won’t Be Treasuring (Limerick)
Wednesday, September 2nd, 2026“US Mint officially launches $1 coin featuring Trump”
Donald’s ego needs stroking incessant,
Like the “Trump dollar coins” from Scott Bessent:
Coins by Trump’s face debased,
As he keeps laying waste
To our land. What a vile adolescent!
Trump’s Midterms “Strategy” (Limerick)
Saturday, August 29th, 2026NYMag Headline: “Trump’s Midterms Plan: Drop $400 Million on Self-Promotion”
Our economy’s deep in a slump,
And the White House now looks like a dump . . .
So Trump’s RIGHT: I agree
That the midterms must be
About President Donald J. Trump.
My Open Limerick To Canada
Thursday, August 27th, 2026My Dear Canada: Trump has abused you,
And misused you, and falsely accused you.
On behalf of the sane
U.S. folks who remain,
I am sorry . . . and hope I’ve amused you!
Bracing For The Midterms
Saturday, August 22nd, 2026When you think about Donald, don’t quail,
Or lose hope or freak out and/or wail.
Though he’s hard to endure,
Please resist! Help secure
A huge GOP midterm-vote fail!
Addicted To Rhyme? (Limerick)
Wednesday, August 19th, 2026It appears I’m addicted to rhyme.
I write limericks all of the time.
Some are light. Some are deep.
Some I write in my sleep.
Some mock Trump, which (thus far) ain’t a crime.
Our Loathsome “Leader” (Limerick)
Tuesday, August 18th, 2026Donald Trump is both selfish and callous.
He starts wars based on whim, greed, and malice.
He’s a coarse, lazy ass,
Whose main goal’s to amass
Power, wealth, and a crass gilded palace.
Trump’s Evil Regime (Limerick)
Tuesday, August 11th, 2026Our great nation’s been suff’ring upheaval;
A wrecked victim of Donald Trump’s evil.
Has democracy shed
So much blood that it’s dead?
Please convince me it’s NOT past retrieval!
Musing About The News (Limerick)
Friday, October 9th, 2026The political scene’s made me weary,
And the onslaught of news makes me bleary.
As election day nears,
My tense mental state veers
Between guardedly hopeful and leery.
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