Archive for the ‘Political Limericks’ Category
Monday, April 27th, 2026
Washington Post Headline: “Trump says he sees shootings as a reflection of his impact”
My dear Donald, attempts on your life
Are the fruit of the hatred and strife
You have spread through our land.
Your “impactful” self-brand
Marks a reign that’s depravity rife.
Tags: Donald Trump, Impactful, Trump Assassination Attempt, WHCD, White House, White House Corrspondents' Dinner
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Friday, April 17th, 2026
I’m incensed by Trump’s White House each day.
Am I justified? Yes! You say “Nay?”
So to YOU, fraud’s divine
And corruption is fine.
Just as long as it’s TRUMP, you say YAY!!!
Tags: Corruption, Donald Trump, Double Standards, Fraud, Republicans Limerick, White House
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Monday, April 13th, 2026
My Dear Donald, insulting the Pope
Is an idiot’s move. You’re a dope!
Your attack, oh so caustic
E’en riles this agnostic…
Will it bolster your poll numbers? Nope!
Tags: Donald Trump, Pope, Pope Leo, Religion Humor, Religion In Politics, Trump
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Saturday, April 4th, 2026
Trump has thrown Bondi out on her duff.
(Running ‘Justice’ for Donald is rough.)
In his view, Bondi failed
Cuz his foes weren’t nailed:
She did NOT corrupt ‘Justice’ enough!
Tags: Dept of Justice, DOJ, Donald Trump, Justice Dept, Pam Bondi, Trump Retribution, Trump Revenge Tour
Posted in Constitutional Crisis, Crime, Democracy Humor, Donald Trump, Justice Department, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Trump | No Comments »
Monday, March 23rd, 2026
When my husband suggested a DC trip, my visions of cherry blossoms were sullied by this:
Trump has branded DC with his face:
Banners ev’rywhere! What a disgrace!
Major sites are debased,
By his image defaced.
It’s a sight many long to erase!
Tags: DC Tourism Humor, Donald Trump, Republicans Humor, Trump Branding
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Friday, March 20th, 2026
My war in Iran’s going great!
Ev’ry option I’ve chosen’s first rate.
But the “fake news” is claiming
The opposite, blaming
My acts for the glitch with the Strait.
They are trying to make me lose face,
And it’s THEIR fault I’m losing my base.
But I’ll get them back soon,
And they’ll sing a new tune…
Cuz my pal Brendan Carr’s on the case.
Tags: Brendan Carr, Donald Trump, FCC, Iran Attack, Iran War, Media, NATO Allies, No New Wars, Nuclear Weapons, Peace President, Trump Crimes, Trump Lies, Trump Limerick, Trump Wars
Posted in American Carnage, Donald Trump, International Affairs, Media Satire, National Security Humor, Political Limericks, Trump, War & Antiwar Poems | No Comments »
Monday, March 16th, 2026
Donald loves to abuse friendly nations,
Hurling insults, demanding prostrations.
Now he’s stunned they won’t aid
With the Hormuz blockade…
How dare they rebuff his dictations!
Tags: Donald Trump, Iran Attack, Iran War, NATO Allies, No New Wars, Nuclear Weapons, Peace President, Trump Crimes, Trump Lies, Trump Limerick, Trump Wars
Posted in American Carnage, Donald Trump, Foreign Policy, National Security Humor, Political Limericks, Trump, War & Antiwar Poems | No Comments »
Sunday, March 15th, 2026
My dear Trump, to pretend your attack
On Iran’s an “excursion” is wack,
For the trauma of war
Leads to tears, blood, and gore:
Many troops that you send won’t come back!
Tags: Iran Attack, Trump Crimes, Trump Lies, Trump Wars
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Tuesday, March 10th, 2026
Many Trump true-believers feel peeved
And inflamed and betrayed and aggrieved.
Seems he fibbed when he swore
On the stump, “No new war!”…
Oh, good grief, those naïfs were deceived!
Tags: Donald Trump, Iran, Iran War, Lies Limerick, No New Wars, Republican Lies, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump Lies, Trump Supporters
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Monday, March 2nd, 2026
Why did Trump start a Middle East war?
Was it boredom? A penchant for gore?
A great need to distract
From his failures? The fact
That The Donald’s insane to his core?
Or perhaps Trump is feeling the urgency
To declare a big wartime emergency,
Become Czar by decree,
Make the sane people flee…
And destroy any pro-Dem resurgency.
Tags: Donald Trump, Iran, Middle East War, Nuclear Weapons, Trump, War
Posted in Donald Trump, Foreign Policy, National Security Humor, Nuclear Weapons, Political Commentary, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Trump, War & Antiwar Poems | No Comments »
Wednesday, February 25th, 2026
If you think things are rough, you are wrong!
Cuz of Trump, the economy’s strong!
That great man’s a magician,
A genius tactician.
(Forgive me; I’m smoking a bong.)
Tags: Donald Trump, Economy Humor, Economy Limerick, Reality Check, SOTU, State of the Union, State Of The Union Address, Trump
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Tuesday, February 24th, 2026
I’m so sick of Trump’s venom-filled pomp
And his childish “they’re mean to me” stomp.
So I’m skipping the SOTU.
I’d much rather go to
The streamable “State of the Swamp.”
*****
Two Trump SOTU Haiku:
Trump’s SOTU so far:
TRUMP GREAT! Biden TERRIBLE!
Hockey men are cool!
Trump’s SOTU’s over.
He proved his ability
to stand for two hours.
Tags: Donald Trump, Republicans Humor, SOTU, State of the Swamp, State of the Union
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Thursday, February 5th, 2026
An inept and unqualified punk,
Who is also an infamous drunk,
Runs our nation’s defense,
Which of course makes no sense,
Since his specialty’s ludicrous bunk.
Tags: Dept of Defense, Dept. of War, Donald Trump, Pete Hegseth, Secy of War, Trump
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Wednesday, February 4th, 2026
As if WAPO didn’t have enough problems, yet another bout of LAYOFFS was just announced. Hence this limerick:
The Washington Post once could boast
Of its greatness, but now it’s a ghost.
And more layoffs are coming:
Their numbers? Mind-numbing!
I fear that it soon will be toast.
Tags: Bezos, Donald Trump, Jeff Bezos, Media, Media Limerick, Republicans Humor, Trump, Washington Post
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Tuesday, February 3rd, 2026
Trump’s Kennedy Center takeover has been nothing short of disastrous. (Cancelled performances, empty seats, unsold tickets, bookers unable to book.) So, in a vain attempt to hide the damage he’s personally caused, Trump announced he’s closing the venue in July for a 2-year renovation. (I guess affixing fake gold takes time.)
Why’s the Kennedy Center soon closing?
Cuz Trump WRECKED it; its rep’s decomposing.
Most great talent says, “No!
Won’t perform there!” And so,
It’s near death from a ticket sale hosing.
Tags: DC Concerts, Donald Trump, Kennedy Center, Kennedy Center Shutdown
Posted in American Carnage, Donald Trump, Government Services, Leadership Humor, Media Satire, Money & Finance Humor, Political Limericks, Trump, Washington | No Comments »
Saturday, January 31st, 2026
Our nation, alas, is now hated
By old allies, their rage unabated.
Trump of course is the cause;
He spews bile without pause.
Xi and Putin, no doubt, are elated.
Tags: China, Diplomacy, Donald Trump, EU, International Relations, Putin, Republicans Humor, Russia, Trump, Xi
Posted in Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Crime, Democracy Humor, Diplomacy Humor, Donald Trump, Economy Humor, Fiscal Policy, Great Britain Humor, International Affairs, Mexico Humor, National Security Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Russia, Trump | No Comments »
Tuesday, January 27th, 2026
Ev’ry ICE agent sure needs constraining.
And of course they require more training.
But their evil acts flow
Down from Donald, and so
All my hope for our nation is waning.
Tags: Crime, Donald Trump, Good, Homeland Security, ICE, Immigrants, Murders, Noem, Pretti, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Constitution Humor, Crime, Donald Trump, Government Services, Immigration Reform, Justice Department, Political Limericks, Trump | No Comments »
Monday, January 26th, 2026
The law is our friend. How I miss it!
I remember when actions illicit
Weren’t taken each day:
Trump decrees; fiends obey.
Law’s their prey, so they slay as they diss it.
Tags: Courts, Donald Trump, Federal Courts, Law Limerick, Law Satire, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court, Trump, Trump Lies, White House
Posted in Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Justice Department, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court, Trump, White House | No Comments »
Friday, January 23rd, 2026
Trump’s behavior is widely deplored.
Yet his wrongdoing’s largely ignored
By Republican pols
Who are vile wind-up dolls.
They’re the reason our nation’s unmoored.
Tags: Donald Trump, Election Humor, GOP Pols, Republican Pols, Republicans Humor, Trump Enablers
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, House Satire, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Senate Satire, Trump, White House | No Comments »
A Madman’s Motivations (2-Verse Limerick)
Monday, March 2nd, 2026Why did Trump start a Middle East war?
Was it boredom? A penchant for gore?
A great need to distract
From his failures? The fact
That The Donald’s insane to his core?
Or perhaps Trump is feeling the urgency
To declare a big wartime emergency,
Become Czar by decree,
Make the sane people flee…
And destroy any pro-Dem resurgency.
Tags: Donald Trump, Iran, Middle East War, Nuclear Weapons, Trump, War
Posted in Donald Trump, Foreign Policy, National Security Humor, Nuclear Weapons, Political Commentary, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Trump, War & Antiwar Poems | No Comments »