Posts Tagged ‘Susan Collins’
Thursday, July 9th, 2026
We need candidates worthy of trust,
So political vetting’s a must!
If that job is done badly,
The upshot is, sadly . . .
Yet another election year bust.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Election Humor, Election Satire, Graham Platner, Maine, Political Vetting, Susan Collins, US Senate
Posted in Democracy Humor, Democrats Humor, Democrats Satire, Election Satire, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Senate Satire, Voting Satire | Comments Off on Lesson (FINALLY) Learned???
Saturday, August 15th, 2020
Headline: “Susan Collins Expresses ‘Concerns’ Over Delays In Mail Delivery”
Susan Collins — “concerned” once again;
She clucks like a malcontent hen,
As if truly upset
By misdeeds or a threat…
But follow-through votes? Not that Sen!
Tags: Post Office, Republicans Humor, Senate Republicans, Susan Collins
Posted in GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on The Perennially “Concerned” Sen. Collins (Limerick)
Wednesday, February 5th, 2020
Headline: “No, Susan Collins, Trump is never going to learn”
Susan Collins appears unconcerned
About Donald. She claims he has “learned”
A “big lesson;” will act
Now “more cautious.” That’s wacked!
Facts and truth? Thought and reason? All spurned!
Tags: Donald Trump, Impeachment, Susan Collins, Trump Impeachment
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on The Self-Deluded Susan Collins (Limerick)
Sunday, October 7th, 2018
Republican pols like to claim
They believe an accuser; their aim
Being sympathy feigned,
Which quickly is drained
By their “victim’s confused; wrong guy” game.
Tags: Bart O'Kavanaugh, Brett Kavanaugh, Brett Michael Kavanaugh, Mitch McConnell, Supreme Court, Susan Collins, U.S. Supreme Court
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Mitt Romney Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court | Comments Off on The GOP’s “Confused” Victim Con (Limerick)
Sunday, October 7th, 2018
Republican pols love to cite
Brett’s “forceful denials” to smite
Sundry claims as untrue.
But since when do a few
Screamed denials prove one side is right?
Tags: Bart O'Kavanaugh, Brett Kavanaugh, Brett Michael Kavanaugh, Mitch McConnell, Supreme Court, Susan Collins, U.S. Supreme Court
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Supreme Court | Comments Off on A Man’s “Forceful Denial” Trump’s All??? (Limerick)
Saturday, October 6th, 2018
The Dems once again were outplayed
By the GOP’s latest charade.
Our Supreme Court’s despoiled,
Human decency foiled
By the power-crazed Mitch-led brigade.
*****
GOP’s sole goal–
maintain control at all cost–
destroys Supreme Court.
Tags: Bart O'Kavanaugh, Brett Kavanaugh, Brett Michael Kavanaugh, Mitch McConnell, Supreme Court, Susan Collins, U.S. Supreme Court
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Mitch McConnell, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court | Comments Off on Republicans Destroy Yet Another Institution (Limerick)
Saturday, October 6th, 2018
In making her Kavanaugh case,
Susan Collins neglected to face
Brett’s intemperate speech
And behavior; his breach
Of standards judicial was base.
*****
Intemperate Brett
shielded by Mitch and Donald;
Supreme Court sullied.
Tags: Bart O'Kavanaugh, Brett Kavanaugh, Brett Michael Kavanaugh, Supreme Court Humor, Susan Collins, U.S. Supreme Court
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court | Comments Off on Susan Collins v. Decency (Limerick)
Sunday, July 1st, 2018
Slate Headline: “Sen. Collins: Supreme Court Nominee ‘Who Would Overturn Roe Would Not Be Acceptable’”
Rubber stampers like Collins and co
Grab a mike and then put on a show:
“I’m a precedent fan,”
They claim to a man.
Then they vote for the guy who kills Roe.
Tags: Abortion Rights, Precedent, Pro-Choice, Reproductive Rights, Roe v. Wade, Senator Collins, Stare Decisis, Susan Collins, U.S. Supreme Court
Posted in Abortion Rights, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court, Women's Rights | Comments Off on Precedent Hypocrisy (Limerick)
