Posts Tagged ‘Donald Trump’
Saturday, January 15th, 2022
Here’s the hilarious (and true) inspiration for my latest limerick:
Headline: “Capitol rioters called Nancy Pelosi’s office looking for a ‘lost and found’ for items they left behind on January 6, according to Rep. Jamie Raskin”
With the Capitol Building defaced,
Some One/Sixers departed in haste.
I must ask: Were they stoned
When post-riot they phoned
Pelosi for stuff they’d misplaced?
Tags: 1/6 Commission, 1/6 Committee, 1/6/ Panel, Capitol Assault, Capitol Building, Capitol Rioters, Coup, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Insurrection, Jamie Raskin, Lost And Found, Nancy Pelosi, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Nancy Pelosi, Nancy Pelosi Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | No Comments »
Monday, January 10th, 2022
Headline: “Jan. 6 panel fires back at Jordan over refusal to cooperate”
Said Jim Jordan, I’ve “nothing to hide.”
But it seems he apparently lied;
He’s declined to comply
With the One/Six probe. Why?
I suspect that he’s fit to be tried.
Tags: 1/6 Commission, 1/6 Committee, 1/6/ Panel, Capitol Assault, Coup, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Insurrection, James Jordan, Jim Jordan, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | No Comments »
Sunday, January 2nd, 2022
We commemorate One/Six this week,
A day that’s both somber and bleak.
Though we greet it with sadness,
Trump basks in its madness.
Wreaking havoc’s his goal, so he’ll speak.
Trump is NOT at all through with his coup,
So he’ll keep spouting things that ain’t true.
For that man with no soul
Has an ace in the hole:
Clueless boosters who’ll back what he’ll spew.
Tags: 1/6 Commission, 1/6 Committee, Capitol Assault, Coup, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Insurrection, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | No Comments »
Saturday, January 1st, 2022
A resolution
for GOPers to try:
Stop Being Such Dicks!
Nixing worthy laws
To preserve filibuster?
Hope for us busted.
Donald Trump invents
Conditional Endorsement:
“Avenge me, or else!”
Tags: American Politics Haiku, Conditional Endorsement, Disinformation Haiku, Donald Trump, Elections Haiku, Fake News Haiku, Filibuster Haiku, Filibuster Senryu, Haiku And Senryu, Political Senryu, Resolution Haiku, Revenge Haiku
Posted in Campaign Humor, Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Democracy Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, Filibuster Humor, GOP Humor, Political Haiku & Senryu, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House, Wingnuts | No Comments »
Saturday, December 25th, 2021
There’s a curse Trumpsters hurl with abandon:
It’s the cuss-in-disguise “Let’s Go Brandon!”
They use code cuz they’re hidin’;
Its gist? “Fuck Joe Biden!”
What a noxious obscenity stand-in!
Tags: Donald Trump, Joe Biden, Let's Go Brandon, Trumpsters
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | No Comments »
Tuesday, October 12th, 2021
Headline: “QAnon Stars Lin Wood and Marjorie Taylor Greene Battle in EPIC FEUD After Wood Calls Greene a Commie for the Most Insane Reason”
I’m amused by the Greene v. Wood feud:
Crazy gal versus lunatic dude!
“Impeach Biden,” she said,
Which made Lin Wood see red:
That implies “that he won,” mad Wood booed.
Tags: Donald Trump, Impeachment, Joe Biden, Lin Wood, Marjorie Taylor Greene, QAnon
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Marjorie Greene v. Lin Wood (Limerick)
Wednesday, July 21st, 2021
Headline: “McCarthy pulls his 5 GOP members from 1/6 committee after Pelosi rejects 2 of his picks”
When McCarthy named Jordan and Banks
To the One/Six Committee, “No thanks!”
Was the answer he got
And WANTED; his plot
Was to pull his five picks from the ranks.
Tags: 1/6 Commission, 1/6 Committee, Capitol Assault, Donald Trump, Insurrection, Jim Banks, Jim Jordan, Kevin McCarthy, Nancy Pelosi, One/Six Committee, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Kevin McCarthy, Nancy Pelosi, Nancy Pelosi Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Wednesday, July 7th, 2021
Subheading: “Trump claims social media companies are ‘government’ actors. Attorneys say his lawsuit is a ‘pathetic joke'”
Donald loves filing spurious suits.
They are fund-raising schemes at their roots.
Plus they give him a chance
To play martyr. Trump’s stance?
He’s our prey, and we’re all in cahoots.
Tags: Censorship Claims, Censorship Humor, Donald Trump, Facebook, Google, Lawsuit, Litigation, Litigation Humor, Social Media, State Actors, Twitter
Posted in Censorship Satire, Donald Trump, Facebook Verse, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter | Comments Off on Yet Another Trump Lawsuit (Limerick)
Tuesday, July 6th, 2021
Headline: “GOP 2024 hopefuls face challenge: Not upsetting Trump”
“The Hill” tells us something we know
About GOP prez-hopefuls’ woe:
They must NOT rile the prickly
Ex-prez, yet act quickly.
Avoid venom from Trump? Ho, ho, ho!
Tags: Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Humor, Presidential Campaign Humor, Presidential Election 2024
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Republican Quandary (Limerick)
Monday, July 5th, 2021
If you fly the American flag,
Many think you’re a Trumpster. I gag
At this terrible blunder,
Then ponder and wonder:
How’d our flag get a GOP tag?
Tags: American Flag, Donald Trump, Flag Humor, Patriotism Humor, Patriots
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Patriotism Poems, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Patriotic Query (Limerick)
Monday, June 28th, 2021
Headline: “Trump’s revenge tour begins with eyes on one Ohio Republican”
Boorish Trump’s seeking vengeance on tour.
His goal? Instill fear and ensure
That the pols who defied him
And dare to deride him
Are shunned, cast aside like manure.
Tags: Donald Trump, Trump Rallies, Trump Rally, Trump Revenge Tour
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Trump’s Revenge Tour (Limerick)
Tuesday, June 8th, 2021
To this headline, an “OY!” and a limerick: “Donald Trump To Go On Speaking Tour With Bill O’Reilly To Talk Up His Presidency”
Two fellows, each one a big boor,
Have announced their December joint tour.
It’s O’Reilly and Trump;
Each speaker, a grump,
A liar, a letch, and a snore.
Tags: Bill O'Reilly, Donald Trump, Speaking Tour
Posted in Bill O'Reilly, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on The Boor Tour (Limerick)
Thursday, June 3rd, 2021
Reinstatement will happen this year
In August, claims Trump. So I fear
That derangement won’t end
And our nation can’t mend
While treachery’s still his career.
Tags: Donald Trump, Election Lies, Reinstatement, Trump Treachery
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Latest Lie (Limerick)
Wednesday, June 2nd, 2021
Our land’s in a terrible fix
When Republican Senators nix
A bipartisan group
Meant to get us the scoop
On what happened this year on 1/6.
Tags: 1/6 Commission, Bipartisan Commission, Capitol Assault, Donald Trump, Insurrection, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Our Nixed Commission Fix (Limerick)
Wednesday, June 2nd, 2021
Headline: “Trump blog page shuts down for good”
Big news: Seems the Donald has dumped
His new blog because int’rest has slumped.
Even fans found it boring.
(And some were caught snoring.)
It appears that the Donald’s been trumped.
Tags: Donald Trump, Social Media, Social Media Humor, Social Media Platform, Trump Blog
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, White House | Comments Off on Trumps Dog-GONE Blog (Limerick)
Monday, May 31st, 2021
This comment by former GOP Rep. Barbara Comstock made me laugh and inspired my latest limerick: “If Donald Trump disappeared tomorrow, I don’t think you’d have many Republicans in the search party. Maybe a few prosecutors. But not Republicans.”
If Trump disappeared, just how hard
Would pols look for that large tub of lard?
Who but those with indictments
Would have the incitements
To secure him in jail under guard?
Tags: Donald Trump, Indictment Humor
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on If Trump Disappeared, Who’d Hunt For Him? (Limerick)
Wednesday, May 26th, 2021
Will Trump’s CFO drop a dime
On the Donald? It’s surely high time!
A grand jury’s convened,
So here’s hoping that fiend
Is convicted of many a crime.
Tags: Cy Vance, Donald Trump, Grand Jury, Letitia James
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Isn’t The Trump Grand Jury Grand? (Limerick)
Saturday, May 22nd, 2021
If you’re wond’ring how Trump’s blog has fared,
Donald’s blog posts are NOT widely shared.
His traffic has slumped,
And his fans don’t seem pumped.
Could it be they’re no longer ensnared?
Tags: Donald Trump, Trump's Base, Trump's Blog
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on GOP Pols think Trump’s still relevant, but IS he? (Limerick)
Wednesday, May 19th, 2021
After learning that New York AG Letitia James is pursuing a criminal investigation into the Trump Organization, and that she’s working with Manhattan DA Cy Vance, Donald Trump posted a lengthy blog rant, which could have benefited from paragraphing … and sanity.
Donald Trump seems distressed and upset.
It appears he is starting to fret
That he’ll spend his last days
In prolonged prison stays.
James and Vance pose a serious threat!
Tags: Crime and Punishment, Criminal Law, Cy Vance, Donald Trump, Letitia James, Trump Organization
Posted in Crime, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Monday, May 17th, 2021
Will SCOTUS reverse Roe v. Wade?
The bricks for that act have been laid;
All the Justices named
By Trump have long aimed
At ensuring that “choice” rights degrade.
Tags: Abortion Rights, Amy Coney Barrett, Anti-Abortion Rhetoric, Brett Kavanaugh, Brett Michael Kavanaugh, Donald Trump, Feminism, Feminism Humor, Neil Gorsuch, Roe v. Wade
Posted in Abortion Rights, Donald Trump, Federal Reserve, GOP Humor, Neil Gorsuch, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court | Comments Off on Supreme Court Wades Into Roe v. Wade (Limerick)
