No parade for the Donald! How SAD!
And needless to say, the man’s mad;
He’d looked forward to riding
A tank and presiding
In autocrat fashion … like Vlad.
Posts Tagged ‘Donald Trump’
Trump Won’t Get To Reign In His Parade (Limerick)
Friday, August 17th, 2018Limerick Ode To Omarosa
Friday, August 10th, 2018Omarosa, I’d love to believe
All your claims about Trump, but I grieve,
Cuz as much as they sound
Like the Donald, I’m bound
To discount them; like Trump, you deceive.
Trump’s Migrating Standards (Limerick)
Thursday, August 9th, 2018Headline: “Melania Trump’s Parents Become U.S. Citizens, Using ‘Chain Migration’ Trump Hates”
The Donald condemns “chain migration”
To enthused and extended ovation.
Yet his wife seems quite pleased
To exploit it. It eased
Her mom and dad’s path to our nation.
Trump Puts Press At Risk (Limerick)
Thursday, August 9th, 2018Headline: “Media boost security as Trump ramps up ‘enemy’ rhetoric”
When the media covers Trump rallies,
It’s as risky as ent’ring dark allies.
Donald’s shown us his cards,
So the press now needs guards
Due to menacing crowds and threat tallies.
The GOP’s “Blue Wave” Blues (Limerick)
Thursday, August 9th, 2018Headline: “4 signs of a blue wave from Election Day: Republicans should be running scared”
Most Republican leaders see Trump
As creating a GOP slump.
But not Donald! He’ll brag
And pretend the “Trump drag”
Is “fake news,” as our “blue wave” odds jump.
Hypocritical Pence (Limerick)
Wednesday, August 8th, 2018Mike Pence’s hypocrisy cries out for a limerick:
Vice President Mike Pence once argued the president of the United States should be held to the highest moral standards to determine whether he should resign or be removed from office.”
Pence made the argument in two columns in the late 1990s, where he wrote that then-President Bill Clinton’s admission of an affair with a White House intern and prior lies to the public about the matter, possibly under oath, meant Clinton should be removed from office.
When Bill Clinton was Prez, Pence decried
And denounced Bill’s affairs. How he tried
To get Clinton expelled.
But such quibbles seem quelled;
He’s Trump’s VEEP now, so standards have died.
Open Limerick To The White House Press
Monday, August 6th, 2018White House briefings don’t give us the news.
No instead they spread self-serving views
And start lie-fest infernos.
They demonize journos.
Why attend them? The press should refuse.
Trump Spreads Fake News About Grocery Shopping (Limerick)
Wednesday, August 1st, 2018Headline: “Trump appears not to understand grocery shopping in latest push for voter ID laws”
Oh where is my photo I.D.?
I need to buy food. Woe is me!
It’s missing, so now
I can’t buy any chow
Says the Donald. (Not even fresh brie?)
My Latest Mantra (Limerick)
Tuesday, July 31st, 2018It’s hot as I walk down the street,
And I really can’t take all this heat.
But reciting this phrase
Helps cure my malaise:
“The heat’s after Trump.” (Rinse, repeat.)
Trump Cavorts On Twitter (Limerick)
Sunday, July 29th, 2018Trump Tweet: “I would be willing to “shut down” government if the Democrats do not give us the votes for Border Security, which includes the Wall! Must get rid of Lottery, Catch & Release etc. and finally go to system of Immigration based on MERIT! We need great people coming into our Country!”
Watch Donald on Twitter cavort,
As he tortures his party for sport:
Fully fund my great wall
Or I’ll close you down. All
Will go dark. Then I’ll see you in court.
Vlad Visit Interruptus? (Limerick)
Tuesday, July 24th, 2018Headline: “Kremlin: Russia not ready to accept Trump invite to Washington”
Over hosting old Vlad, Trump’s been heady.
But the Kremlin says Putin’s not ready
To say “Da” to a visit.
A diss? Ain’t it, is it?
Poor Trump hoped the two would go steady.
Waters v. Trump (Limerick)
Tuesday, July 24th, 2018Flinging insults, Trump loves passing blame;
Coining nicknames, a favorite game.
But he just got a drubbing
From Waters, who’s dubbing
Him “Putin’s Apprentice.” Apt name!
Trump’s New Rule (Limerick)
Monday, July 23rd, 2018Want to keep your security clearance?
Donald’s rule shall require adherence:
Swear you’re loy’l to Trump’s Being,
Or else you risk seeing
Your clearance’s swift disappearance.
Non-Starter of a Deal (Limerick)
Sunday, July 22nd, 2018Headline: “Scoop: World leaders turning Trump tricks against him”
Donald Trump finds himself in a fix;
Foreign leaders are on to his tricks.
Yes they all have his number,
Which tends to encumber
His deals; Donald’s taking his licks.
Putin’s Puppet (Limerick)
Wednesday, July 18th, 2018Trump’s submissive to Putin and meek.
He is craven and shockingly weak.
Donald’s bluster’s replaced
By behavior debased.
And his party’s response? Piddlin’ pique.
Traitor Trump (Limerick)
Monday, July 16th, 2018At long last, there can be no debate:
Trump’s a traitor, who bows to his “mate,”
Russia’s Putin, whose smirk
Shows contempt for the jerk
Whose betrayal one can’t over-state.
#TreasonSummit (Limerick)
Monday, July 16th, 2018Poor Trump: #TreasonSummit is trending,
As his summit with Putin is pending.
Let us wreck Donald’s day,
By tweeting away
To keep that fine hashtag ascending.
Trump’s Faux Foes (Limerick)
Sunday, July 15th, 2018Headline: “I think the European Union is a foe,” Trump says ahead of Putin meeting in Helsinki”
The European Union’s a “foe,”
Says the Donald, a man who should know
About foes; he creates them,
Berates them, and baits them.
Making enemies? Donald’s a pro!
