Posts Tagged ‘Donald Trump’
Saturday, June 16th, 2018
Headline: “Trump grumbles that North Korea deal not earning wide praise”
My deals are the best! They’re top drawer!
I’ve saved millions from nuclear war.
So where is my credit?
Fake News of course shred it.
I’ll sue till they tell me, “J’adore!”
Tags: Deals, Donald Trump, Fake News, Kim Jong Un, Mainstream Media, Media Bashing, North Korea, Nuclear War
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Media Satire, North Korea, Nuclear Weapons, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | No Comments »
Friday, June 15th, 2018
Headline: “Sessions cites Bible to defend immigration policies resulting in family separations”
Donald’s immigrant policy’s rough.
“Tent cities” for kids? Worse than tough!
Then there’s Sessions, who claims
Holy verse backs his aims.
When will God-fearing folks say “Enough!”?
Tags: Border Wall, Donald Trump, Immigration, Immigration Reform, Jeff Sessions, Tent Cities
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Immigration Reform, Jeff Sessions, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | No Comments »
Thursday, June 14th, 2018
Is the Donald Kim’s dupe? Yes and no;
Trump must know he got naught. Even so,
He pretends to have won
And proceeds to have fun
Scamming fans via victory show.
Tags: Donald Trump, Kim Jong Un, North Korea
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, North Korea, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | No Comments »
Monday, June 4th, 2018
Collusion? You won’t find a trace!
And claims of obstruction? Off base!
My ethics? The highest!
But Mueller is biased.
So I’ll pardon myself, just in case.
Tags: Donald Trump, Obstruction Of Justice, Robert Mueller, Trump Collusion
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | No Comments »
Tuesday, May 29th, 2018
Roseanne’s tweets are a vile, putrid sump,
So her network has opted to dump
The reboot. She’s expelled
And ironically held
To a much higher standard than Trump.
Tags: Donald Trump, President Trump, Roseanne Barr, Social Media, Twitter Humor
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | No Comments »
Sunday, May 27th, 2018
Trump dishonors the war dead via Memorial Day Weekend tweets:
On Twitter, Trump’s plaintive today.
To prepare for tomorrow? No way!
It’s not war dead he mourns,
But a “witch hunt” he scorns —
Selfish, petulant Trump on display!
Tags: Donald Trump, Memorial Day, Robert Mueller, Russia Investigation, Russia Probe, Social Media, Trump Collusion, Twitter Humor
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | No Comments »
Thursday, May 24th, 2018
The summit with Kim is a fail
Cuz The Donald’s decided to bail.
Yes the meeting’s been tossed,
But not all has been lost;
The Commem’rative Coin’s still for sale.
Tags: Commemorative Coin, Donald Trump, Kim Jong Un, North Korea, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, North Korea, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Wednesday, May 23rd, 2018
Headline: “Rudy: Trump Might Commit Perjury Because ‘Truth Is Relative’”
If anyone calls you a liar
And asserts that your pants are on fire,
Quote Rudy and say:
“Truth us relative.” Hey,
That’s the Donald’s defense. Take a flyer!
Tags: Donald Trump, Rudy Giuliani, Truth Humor, Truthiness
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Rudy Giuliani, White House | No Comments »
Wednesday, May 23rd, 2018
Headline: “Trump can’t block users on Twitter, federal judge rules”
Poor Trump! How he hates to be mocked
By mean tweets! So he angrily blocked
The accounts of those writers,
Who sued cuz they’re fighters,
And won. Snowflake Donald is focked.
Tags: Donald Trump, First Amendment, Free Speech, Public Forum, Social Media Humor, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limericks
Posted in Constitution Humor, Donald Trump, Free Speech, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | 2 Comments »
Tuesday, May 15th, 2018
Trump Tweet: “The so-called leaks coming out of the White House are a massive over exaggeration put out by the Fake News Media in order to make us look as bad as possible. With that being said, leakers are traitors and cowards, and we will find out who they are!”
Though he frequently rails about leaks,
When he ran Trump aired NO such critiques;
Once a WikiLeaks fan,
Now an anti-leak man.
He’s the target? Trump bellows and shrieks.
Tags: Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Election 2016, President Trump, White House Leaks, WikiLeaks
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | No Comments »
Thursday, May 10th, 2018
Matthew Miller: “Two days later, I still can’t get over how stupid Michael Cohen was using the same LLC he set up for porn star hush money to run his new consulting business.”
Michael Cohen –incompetent sleaze–
Doesn’t know how to use LLCs;
Merging hush money flow
With consulting firm dough?
It’s no wonder Feds caught him with ease!
Tags: Donald Trump, Michael Daniels, Stormy Daniels
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | No Comments »
Thursday, May 10th, 2018
Headline: “Giuliani Forced to Resign from His Law Firm”
Rudy’s law firm pays hush money too?
So said Rudy, a statement he’ll rue,
Cuz his law firm has dumped him;
They’re angry he lumped ’em
With Coh’n in a Trump-defense spew.
Tags: Donald Trump, Greenberg Traurig, Michael Cohen, Rudy Giuliani
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Rudy Giuliani, White House | No Comments »
Sunday, May 6th, 2018
Dear Trump, Rudy’s “help” you don’t need.
I don’t know why you ever agreed
To let the guy rep you.
At best he will schelp you
To prison with mind-blowing speed.
Tags: Criminal Law, Donald Trump, Impeachment, Legal Humor, President Trump, Robert Mueller, Rudy Giuliani
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Rudy Giuliani, White House | Comments Off on Open Limerick To Donald Trump
Saturday, May 5th, 2018
Just imagine the sturm and the drama,
If a Dem such as Ex-Prez Obama
Retained someone to fix
All his problems with chicks.
How the GOP’d feast on such trauma!
But with Donald, who cares? No big deal!
From supporters there’s hardly a squeal.
Sleaze and lies do not matter;
No Trump-crime can shatter
Their faith, for the Donald’s THEIR heel.
Tags: Barack Obama, Donald Trump, GOP Hypocrisy, Republican Hypocrisy, Republican Hypocrites
Posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Hypocrisy Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on A Limerick Ode To GOP Hypocrisy
Saturday, May 5th, 2018
It’s a shame that the Donald’s so needy;
Craving praise, he is compliment-greedy.
Staff and Secys must Suck-up.
They don’t? It’s a Fuck-up.
Kiss his ass, or depart? Yes, indeedy!
Tags: Donald Trump, President Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on What The Donald Needs, What He Really, Really Needs
Thursday, May 3rd, 2018
Jennifer Rubin: “I honestly see no reason for the daily press conference. If she lies it is pointless.”
Dear journos, explain: Why attend
Sanders’ pressers? She lies without end.
There is naught to be gained
From “info” that’s feigned.
Do your homework, make calls, phone a friend.
Tags: Donald Trump, Jennifer Rubin, Media Humor, Press Humor, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, White House Press
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Open Limerick To White House Press
Thursday, May 3rd, 2018
Michael Cohen is mainly a bagman,
A whitewash-each-Donald-Trump-shag-man,
To shield Donald from blame
And protect his “good name.”
That assignment’s encountered a snag, man.
Tags: Bagman, Donald Trump, Hush Agreement, Hush Money, Michael Cohen, Non-Disclosure Humor, Stormy Daniels
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Michael Cohen
Thursday, May 3rd, 2018
Headline: “Judge rules New York condo board may remove ‘Trump’ name”
Trump’s name on your building? Egad!
Once a status sign; now it’s just bad.
Folks who’ve sued for removal
Have gotten approval.
His brand’s an embarrassment. Sad!
Tags: Donald Trump, New York Condo, New Yorkers, President Trump, Trump Brand, Trump Brands, Trump Place
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Been Branded (Limerick)
Tuesday, May 1st, 2018
My advice for the Donald: “Forego
Mueller’s questions. Don’t go toe-to-toe.
Cuz deceit is on tap
When your sneering lips flap.
You will lie while you’re saying hello.”
Tags: Donald Trump, GOP Lies, Lies, President Trump, Robert Mueller, Special Counsel
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 3 Comments »
