Posts Tagged ‘Donald Trump’
Sunday, May 12th, 2019
Donald Trump likes to brag and enthrall,
By claiming his tariffs are all
Paid by China — a LIE
That his base seems to buy…
Just like Mexico’s paid for the wall.
Tags: Border Wall, China, Donald Trump, Mexico, Tariffs, Trade Wars
Posted in China Humor, Donald Trump, Economy Humor, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Tax & Budget Humor, White House | No Comments »
Thursday, May 9th, 2019
“Members of President Trump’s inner circle are frustrated that the Republican-led Senate Intelligence Committee subpoenaed Donald Trump Jr.,” according to CNN.
It’s over and done, so “case closed,”
Says McConnell, yet Burr has imposed
A subpoena on one
Of Trump’s sons. (NOT so done!)
Here’s hoping Don Jr. is hosed.
Tags: Donald Trump, Donald Trump Jr., Mitch McConnell, Mueller Report, Richard Burr
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Mitch McConnell, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | No Comments »
Sunday, May 5th, 2019
Headline: “Trump: 2 years of my term were ‘stollen’”
The first half of Trump’s term has been “stollen,”
Complains Donald by tweet; he is all-in
On his claim of harassment.
His Twitter amassment
Of gripes shows the guy can’t stop bawlin’.
Tags: Bob Mueller, Donald Trump, Mueller Report, Robert Mueller, Stollen
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Sunday, May 5th, 2019
Headline: “Trump Objects to Mueller Testifying Before Congress”
Donald Trump is beginning to panic
Over threats to a long reign, tyrannic:
What has roused Donald’s fear?
Mueller’s said he’ll appear
Before Congress. (Cue terror volcanic.)
Tags: Bob Mueller, Donald Trump, Mueller Report, Robert Mueller
Posted in Campaign Humor, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | No Comments »
Wednesday, April 24th, 2019
Trump delays and defies and he sues;
His flawed policy’s thwart and refuse.
Tell him “Follow the law,”
And he’ll yell or guffaw.
Don’t believe it? Try reading real news.
Tags: Criminal Law, Donald Trump, Legal Humor, Media Limerick, Newspapers
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | No Comments »
Tuesday, April 23rd, 2019
Have Republican consciences shrunk
To the point where the GOP’s sunk?
Donald’s Senator/flunkies
Scan Mueller like junkies
Who (strung out on Trump) deem it bunk.
Tags: Bob Mueller, Donald Trump, Mueller Report, Robert Mueller
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | No Comments »
Monday, April 15th, 2019
Headline: “Mueller Report Coming on Thursday”
Though the “Mueller Report” soon’s a-coming,
Many Sharpies are busily humming
With redactions galore;
A “blackwash” full-bore!
Thanks to Barr, through a sham we’ll be thumbing.
Tags: AG Barr, Bill Barr, Donald Trump, Justice Department, Justice Dept, Mueller Report, William Barr
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Justice Department, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | No Comments »
Sunday, April 14th, 2019
Dear Bill Barr, you have gone very far,
And your rep once was well above par.
But like most who have deigned
To join Trump, you’ve been stained;
Tainted, marred by a sycophant’s scar.
Tags: AG Barr, Bill Barr, Donald Trump, Justice Department, Justice Dept, Mueller Report, William Barr
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Justice Department, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | No Comments »
Friday, April 12th, 2019
There’s a Mike Pence/Pete Buttigieg feud
Cuz the Veep is an anti-gay dude,
Who pretends to be pious
To justify bias…
As he praises a Prez, crude and lewd.
Tags: Donald Trump, Mike Pence, Pete Buttigieg
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | No Comments »
Friday, April 12th, 2019
Headline: “Roger Stone’s woes: He’s broke. Donald Trump doesn’t call. And his wife broke her ankle.”
Poor Roger — he claims that he’s broke.
Are we s’posed to feel bad for that bloke?
He’s been gagged and is under
Indictment; his blunder
Is breaking the law. What a joke!
Roger Stone also whines that he misses
Good pal Donald. (No calls, hugs, or kisses?)
What a horror he paints;
Roger’s full of complaints.
But I find it quite easy to diss his.
Tags: Donald Trump, Roger Stone
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Tuesday, April 9th, 2019
Headline: “Trump Says the U.S. Is ‘Full.’ Much of the Nation Has the Opposite Problem.”
Says the Donald, the U.S. is “full!”
As always, Trump’s trying to pull
A fast one, to stir
Up his base and deter
Immigration — Trump’s typical bull.
Tags: Border Wall, Donald Trump, Homeland Security, Immigration
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Immigration Reform, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | No Comments »
Tuesday, April 2nd, 2019
New York Magazine Headline: “Trump Aides Fear He Is Overselling His ‘Exoneration’”
Trump lies, as he brags to our nation
That he’s gotten complete vindication
From the Mueller Report,
While some staffers exhort:
Don’t distort please, in worried frustration.
Tags: Collusion, Donald Trump, Exoneration, Mueller Report, Obstruction Of Justice, Robert Mueller, Russia Collusion, Russia Probe
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s “Complete And Total Exoneration” (Limerick)
Monday, April 1st, 2019
I have failed, despite numerous tries
To concoct some good holiday lies
For April the First.
But with Donald we’re cursed,
And the President’s lies take the prize.
Tags: April Fools' Day, Donald Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Holidays Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump Ruins Another Holiday (Limerick)
Thursday, March 28th, 2019
Pre-existing conditions protection
Is, to Donald, an evil infection;
Any “Kenyan’s” creation
Is bad for our nation.
All Obama erected? Ejection!
Tags: Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Healthcare, Kenya, Obamacare, Pre-Existing Conditions
Posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump v. Healthcare (Limerick)
Thursday, March 28th, 2019
I don’t care if it sounds like I’m chiding;
The principle’s clear, overriding:
We’ve a strong need-to-know
All that Mueller can show.
What are Donald and William Barr hiding?
Tags: Donald Trump, Mueller Report, Robert Mueller, William Barr
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Release The Damn Report! (Limerick)
Thursday, March 28th, 2019
Eric Boehlert on Twitter: “the press is now doing postmortems on the Mueller Report, which they haven’t read.”
Dear press, do not do a postmortem
On the Mueller Report. Please abort ’em.
It’s unseen and unread,
So you can’t put to bed
Or assess it. Don’t write or report ’em.
Tags: Donald Trump, Journalism Humor, Mainstream Media, Media Humor, Mueller Report, Press, Robert Mueller
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The Press Messes Up Yet Again (Limerick)
Thursday, March 28th, 2019
Headline: “Schiff smacks back at Republicans calling for him to resign”
Chairman Schiff’s under heavy attack
By many a Trump-ally hack;
From the truth they all travel
To yell: Yield the gavel!
But they’re trumped by his data-filled whack.
Tags: Adam Schiff, Donald Trump, Mueller Report, Robert Mueller, William Barr
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump Cronies v. Schiff (Limerick)
Tuesday, March 26th, 2019
Headline: “Trump tweets in official capacity, but blocking users is a personal matter, DOJ argues in court”
Up is down.
Black is white.
A smile’s a frown.
Please, please indict!
Tags: Donald Trump, Social Media Humor, Social Media Poetry, Twitter Humor
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on The Craziness Never Ends (Quatrain)
Monday, March 25th, 2019
William Barr is as sleazy as Bork.
(His tongue has been pierced by a fork.)
Donald got what he bought.
Let’s just hope that he’s caught
By the courts in the State of New York.
Tags: Bob Mueller, Donald Trump, Robert Mueller, William Barr
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on William Barr (Trump’s Savior?) (Limerick)
