So, who’s “the most bullied?” Melania!
So says Donald Trump’s FLOTUS. What mania!
Yes that poor little rich girl
Is naught but a bitch girl.
My nausea from her just won’t wania.
Posts Tagged ‘Donald Trump’
Kanye and Donald, The Looney-Tunes Twins
Friday, October 12th, 2018Kanye West simply can not refrain
From ranting; he’s soft in the brain.
Why does Trump seem to treasure
That man beyond measure?
Kanye ALMOST makes Donald look sane.
Stench On The Bench (Limerick
Monday, October 8th, 2018Brett Kavanaugh’s bringing a stench
To what once was a dignified Bench.
Lies and acts dissolute
(Which he’ll loudly dispute)
Make it clear that he’s far from a mensch.
Donald The Prognosticator (Limerick)
Wednesday, September 19th, 2018WP Headline: “Trump’s insistence on an upcoming ‘red wave’ could make a blue wave higher”
I enjoy watching Donald emote
About upcoming mid-terms; he’ll gloat
About wins and successes.
My hope and best guess is
His base will think “no need to vote!”
Trump’s Truth Deficit (Limerick)
Tuesday, September 11th, 2018Here’s a story that many find boring:
The federal deficit’s soaring.
But no doubt Trump will rate it
Fake news and inflated…
As he brags to his fan base adoring.
Trump’s Witch Hunt (Limerick)
Thursday, September 6th, 2018“That piece in the Times isn’t mine!”
Trump’s cohorts are standing in line
To deny that it’s theirs
Amid yelling and glares
While, to Donald, each one is a swine.
Trump Fears “Fear” (Limerick)
Wednesday, September 5th, 2018Woodward’s latest, a Trump book called “Fear,”
Will be seen by his fans as a smear:
“There is nary a good word
Re Trump from Bob Woodward,”
They’ll sneer and they’ll jeer and Bronx cheer.
Sasse’s Trump Critique Lacks Freshness (Limerick)
Monday, September 3rd, 2018Headline: “Republican senator slams Trump’s DOJ attack: US ‘not some banana republic'”
Dear Senator Sasse, words are cheap.
Without action, you’re naught but a creep
Who seeks credit for drivel.
Don’t shirk! Do not shrivel.
Be statesmanlike! Act! Take the leap!
Donald’s Bad For Our Health (Limerick)
Sunday, September 2nd, 2018Donald Trump and his pals make me roil.
They have soiled us and make my blood boil.
How I pray we soon foil them;
In prison embroil them.
In the meantime, o’er lim’ricks I’ll toil.
What Trump Would Tweet, If He Could Write Limericks
Wednesday, August 29th, 2018What Trump Would Tweet, If He Could Write Limericks:
The “Witch Hunt” must end! I’m the best
And most honest, as all should attest.
I’ve drained swamps and dumped regs
And I’ve banished the dregs.
Don’t agree? Then you’re under arrest.
The Conspiracy Theorist-in-Chief Strikes Again (Limerick)
Tuesday, August 28th, 2018Trump’s latest conspiracy theory
(And they all make me terribly weary)
Is that Google is biased;
Bad press appears highest!
Poor Trump — fact-based news makes him teary.
Dishonorable Donald (Limericks)
Monday, August 27th, 2018I rarely agreed with McCain,
And his votes gave me cause to complain.
But Trump NEVER was fit
To clean John McCain’s shit,
So how DARE he treat John with disdain!
**********
I never supported McCain.
My vote McCain never did gain.
But compared to the rest
Of his party, with zest
(Even dead) my support he’d attain.
Resign Already! (Limerick)
Friday, August 24th, 2018Hey Donald, it’s time to show spine.
Save your nation and fam’ly — resign!
You destroy and debase;
You’re an Oval disgrace.
While you’re at it, take Pence, your Veep-swine.
Hatch Still Hitched To Trump (Limerick)
Friday, August 24th, 2018Hatch after Cohen plea deal: ‘I think Trump is a much better person today than he was then.’
Orrin Hatch seems a dignified chap,
But he’s really a Party-first sap.
His virtue is feigned,
His deceit unrestrained.
A Trump lapdog, the man’s full of crap.
The “What’s The Big Deal?” Defense (Limerick)
Wednesday, August 22nd, 2018Trump’s personal lawyer’s confessed
To committing at Donald’s behest
And direction some crimes,
While his party-mate slimes
Are pretending to be unimpressed.
Trump’s Really Really Extra Bad Day (Limerick)
Tuesday, August 21st, 2018“Guilty” Manafort ain’t going free,
And Cohen has taken a plea.
So brace for more tweets
Packed with self-serving bleats;
Whiny Trump can’t let anything be.
Rudy’s Nuts and That’s The “Truth”
Sunday, August 19th, 2018Rudy Giuliani to Chuck Todd: “Truth isn’t truth.”
Says Rudy, truth doesn’t exist.
(That lesson in law school I missed.)
Seems reality’s dire
Cuz Trump is a liar,
And the truth can no longer assist.
Gangster Trump Calls John Dean A “RAT” (Limerick)
Sunday, August 19th, 2018Donald Trump describes Dean as a “RAT.”
How revealing an attitude’s that!
John Dean helped expose
White House crimes, but Trump chose
Gangster slang — law and order my hat!
McGahn’s The Man (Limerick)
Saturday, August 18th, 2018Headline: “White House Counsel Has Cooperated Extensively With Mueller’s Obstruction Inquiry”
When the Russia probe shit hits the fan,
The fallout won’t land on McGahn.
No he won’t take the fall;
He’s been giving his all
To assisting Bob Mueller. Smart man!
