Posts Tagged ‘Election 2020’
Wednesday, September 16th, 2020
Headline: “Biden on Trump’s Attack on Him for Not Introducing Mask Mandate: ‘To Be Clear, I Am Not Currently President’”
“Where’s the national mandate for masks
Biden promised to give us?” Trump asks.
For logic, I mourn,
Cuz I sure could have sworn
That’s among Donald’s President-tasks.
Tags: COVID-19, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Joe Biden, Mask Mandate, Pandemic
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | No Comments »
Tuesday, September 15th, 2020
Headline: “Trump ignores science at dangerous indoor rally”
Donald’s base should start writing their wills,
Cuz he feeds on large audience thrills;
Crammed together indoors,
Scanty masks, chair-filled floors.
Donald Trump doesn’t care whom he kills.
Tags: Anti-Science, Campaign 2020, Campaign Humor, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Satire, Health, Pandemic, Presidential Campaign Humor
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Speeches, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Science Satire, Science Verse, White House | 1 Comment »
Tuesday, September 8th, 2020
Ante up, if you’re anti the guy
In the White House. You surely know why:
If we fail to vote out
That liar and lout,
Bid all that is good a goodbye.
Tags: Campaign, Campaign 2020, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | No Comments »
Friday, August 28th, 2020
Trump way back in 2016: “I am the law and order candidate.”
“Law and Order’s” a Trump campaign vow,
But the promise that Trump’s making now
Is a ’16 repeat
That he broke. So unseat
Donald Trump and let Joe take a bow.
Tags: Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election 2020, Joe Biden, Law And Order
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | No Comments »
Friday, August 28th, 2020
Blaming Biden for civil unrest
Falls afoul of ye old straight-face test.
Cuz the last time I checked
Trump was prez, and he’s wrecked
Our great nation. (So much for “Be Best.”)
Tags: Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Joe Biden, Presidential Election 2020
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Monday, August 24th, 2020
“In lieu of a party platform, Republicans express ‘strong support’ of Trump.”
The GOP seems to exult
In becoming the Donald Trump Cult.
No platform this year —
Just a Donald Trump cheer;
Lots of toadies, but not one adult!
Tags: Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, GOP Humor, Republican Convention
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Tuesday, August 18th, 2020
“President Donald Trump on Tuesday signed a pardon for women’s suffrage icon Susan B. Anthony, who was arrested in 1872 for casting a ballot when women could not vote.”
Dear Donald, your pardon’s rejected;
I despise pardonees you’ve protected!
Stop pretending to care
About gals, and don’t dare
Use my pardon to get reelected.
Tags: Campaign 2020, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Feminist Limerick, Feminist Satire, Presidential Pardons, Susan B. Anthony, Women's Suffrage
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, Feminism Humor, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Voting Satire, White House | No Comments »
Monday, August 10th, 2020
Washington Post Headline: “Here’s what is actually in Trump’s four executive orders
The details on payroll taxes, unemployment and evictions are not as generous as he made them sound.”
Dear Donald, how sneakily clever!
Will your “orders” help voters? No never!
But your base who’s unschooled
In the law may be fooled
By your “efforts” while pulling that lever.
Tags: Campaign, Coronavirus, COVID-19, Election 2020, Election Humor, Executive Orders, Pandemic, Trump
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | No Comments »
Monday, June 22nd, 2020
Dear Donald, you seem to be sad
Cuz that rally in Tulsa was BAD.
Your turnout was poor–
A shanda full-bore–
Just deserts for a self-dealing cad.
Tags: Campaign 2020, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Rally Folly (Limerick)
Wednesday, May 6th, 2020
“The Democrats want me to fail,
And they’re rooting for death to prevail.
Since election’s their goal,
They’d applaud a large hole
In our markets … plus vote-fraud by mail.”
Tags: Coronavirus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Pandemic
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump Pens Another Limerick
Friday, March 27th, 2020
Headline: “Trump’s Approval Jumps Five Points”
A rise in the Donald’s approval
Transcends logic; he merits removal!
Such a gain in our national
Polls is irrational…
As peculiar as numbers from Liouville.*
*If you don’t understand my reference to mathematician Joseph Liouville, here’s a helpful link. And no, I’d never heard of him before, either. But when you’re desperate for a rhyme word, sometimes you have to research math.
Tags: Coronavirus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Epidemic, Health, Joseph Liouville, Math, Pandemic, Political Polls, Polls Humor
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Polls, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Irrational Polls (Limerick)
Saturday, March 7th, 2020
Empty bluster, denial, subversion,
Specious happy-talk, falsehood immersion;
Ev’ry Trumpy technique
For a crisis seems weak
When applied to a viral incursion.
Tags: CDC, Coronavirus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Epidemic, Epidemics Limerick, Health Humor, Pandemic, Test Kits
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Friday, March 6th, 2020
Headline: “‘BROKEN’ CORONAVIRUS TESTING PROCESS IN U.S. COULD HAVE ENABLED COVID-19 TO SPREAD ‘SILENTLY’ FOR WEEKS, EXPERTS WARN”
U.S. testing for COVID-19
Is so lacking, the number’s obscene.
Tests promised by Feds
Never come. Virus spreads!
But to Trump, things are great! Peachy keen!
Tags: CDC, Coronavirus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Epidemic, Epidemics Limerick, Health Humor, Pandemic, Test Kits, Testing, WHO
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 2 Comments »
Thursday, March 5th, 2020
Headline: “Trump floats his own coronavirus hunches on ‘Hannity’ The president contradicts public health experts statements on death rate, contagion.”
The Donald’s profusion of lies
Has gone viral, so death could arise
From confusion he sows,
Contradicting the pros.
A worse plan one could never devise.
Tags: CDC, Coronavirus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Epidemic, Epidemics Limerick, Health Humor, Pandemic, WHO
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Sunday, March 1st, 2020
I’m bracing for the angry comments likely to come my way:
Mayor Pete, thanks for ending your race.
Though it isn’t your time, you’re an ace.
By shrinking your lane,
The “Stop Bernie” train
Might succeed — that’s the challenge we face.
Tags: Bernie Sanders, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Joe Biden, Mayor Pete, Pete Buttigieg
Posted in Bernie Sanders, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 2 Comments »
Saturday, February 29th, 2020
Headline: “Trump Identifies the Real Coronavirus Victim: His Presidency”
There’s a virus whose spread causes dread.
It began in a land once called “Red.”
Though its victim counts stun,
To Trump there’s just one:
It is Trump — reelection hopes dead.
Tags: CDC, Coronavirus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Epidemic, Epidemics Limerick, Health Humor, Pandemic, WHO
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Victim-In-Chief (Limerick)
Wednesday, September 25th, 2019
Trump’s a knave who has gone way too far.
(So too, has his pal AG Barr.)
An impeachment is nigh.
There’s no choice, and here’s why:
Trump behaves like a tyrant and czar.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Impeachment, Joe Biden, Trump Impeachment, Ukraine
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on One Crime Too Many? (Limerick)
Monday, September 16th, 2019
Headline: “What Happens if Trump Won’t Step Down?”
People fret: “What if Donald Trump loses,
And when told to step down, he refuses?”
No prob! End of term,
Dump that blood-sucking worm
At any Trump golf course he chooses.
Tags: Donald Trump, Election 2020, Golf Humor
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on What If Trump Refuses To Step Down? (Limerick)
Sunday, September 1st, 2019
The Donald is twitter-obsessing,
And his topic this times’s Debra Messing.
But his story won’t sell;
Used his “called me “Sir” tell.
Trump feels threatened by Debra, I’m guessing.
Tags: "Called Me Sir Tell", Campaign 2020, Campaign Humor, Debra Messing, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Hollywood, Hollywood Donors
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump Messing With The Wrong Actress (Limerick)
Sunday, August 18th, 2019
Headline: “Trump Blames ‘Racism Witch Hunt’ for Low Poll Numbers”
Donald’s numbers seem stuck in a slump,
And the media caused it, claims Trump:
It’s “a Racism Witch Hunt.”
(His pass-the-blame glitch-hunt —
Self-pitying tweet from his rump.)
Tags: Campaign 2020, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Media Bashing, Political Polls, Poll Humor, Polls Humor, Racism, Racism Humor, Racism Witch Hunt
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Polls, Racism Limerick, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Bitches And Sulks As Poll Numbers Slump (Limerick)
