Posts Tagged ‘Election 2020’
Wednesday, June 29th, 2022
Headline: “Pence: ‘We must not rest’ until abortion is outlawed in every state”
On One/Six, Pence behaved like a man;
He helped scuttle Trump’s scurrilous plan.
But enough with the praise!
Re abortion, he’d raze
Women’s rights with a nationwide ban.
Tags: 1/6 Commission, Abortion Rights, Capitol Assault, Capitol Building, Capitol Rioters, Choice, Coup, Dobbs, Dobbs v. Jackson, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Feminism, Feminist Limerick, Insurrection, Law Satire, Legal Verse, Mike Pence, Pro-Choice, Roe v. Wade, SCOTUS, Supreme Court, Trump Rally, Trump Riot, Vote, Voting
Posted in Abortion Rights, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, Feminism Humor, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Legal Limericks, Legislation Humor, Mike Pence, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Voting Satire, White House | Comments Off on Pence Ain’t A Saint (Limerick)
Saturday, January 15th, 2022
Here’s the hilarious (and true) inspiration for my latest limerick:
Headline: “Capitol rioters called Nancy Pelosi’s office looking for a ‘lost and found’ for items they left behind on January 6, according to Rep. Jamie Raskin”
With the Capitol Building defaced,
Some One/Sixers departed in haste.
I must ask: Were they stoned
When post-riot they phoned
Pelosi for stuff they’d misplaced?
Tags: 1/6 Commission, 1/6 Committee, 1/6/ Panel, Capitol Assault, Capitol Building, Capitol Rioters, Coup, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Insurrection, Jamie Raskin, Lost And Found, Nancy Pelosi, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Nancy Pelosi, Nancy Pelosi Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on A Riot Of A Story (Limerick)
Monday, January 10th, 2022
Headline: “Jan. 6 panel fires back at Jordan over refusal to cooperate”
Said Jim Jordan, I’ve “nothing to hide.”
But it seems he apparently lied;
He’s declined to comply
With the One/Six probe. Why?
I suspect that he’s fit to be tried.
Tags: 1/6 Commission, 1/6 Committee, 1/6/ Panel, Capitol Assault, Coup, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Insurrection, James Jordan, Jim Jordan, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Fast Talker Jim Jordan Won’t Talk (Limerick)
Sunday, January 2nd, 2022
We commemorate One/Six this week,
A day that’s both somber and bleak.
Though we greet it with sadness,
Trump basks in its madness.
Wreaking havoc’s his goal, so he’ll speak.
Trump is NOT at all through with his coup,
So he’ll keep spouting things that ain’t true.
For that man with no soul
Has an ace in the hole:
Clueless boosters who’ll back what he’ll spew.
Tags: 1/6 Commission, 1/6 Committee, Capitol Assault, Coup, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Insurrection, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Insurrection Blues (2-Verse Limerick)
Tuesday, January 19th, 2021
Dear Donald, good riddance, buh-bye!
I cheer your departure. Here’s why:
You’re a liar and thief.
You’ve caused death, mayhem, grief,
And you’ve left our great nation awry.
Dear Joe Biden, the challenge you’re facing
Is immense, cuz the man you’re replacing
Has done infinite harm,
But we’re betting the farm
On YOU to erase the debasing.
Tags: Donald Trump, Election 2020, Inauguration, Joe Biden, Presidential Election 2020
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Wednesday, December 16th, 2020
Mitch McConnell should show some contrition
For his way overdue recognition
That the winner is Joe;
This delay helped Trump sow
Mass suspicion and threats of sedition.
Tags: Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Electoral College, Joe Biden, Mitch McConnell, Presidential Election 2020, Sedition
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Mitch McConnell, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Mitch Finally Admits Biden Won (Limerick)
Monday, December 14th, 2020
The Electoral College has met.
Biden’s won yet again, but I’ll bet
That Trump and his cronies
(Those liars and phonies)
Won’t let up, though their threat is all wet.
Tags: Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Electoral College, Joe Biden, Presidential Election 2020, Voting Fraud, Voting Limerick
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Biden Elected Yet Again (Limerick)
Saturday, December 12th, 2020
Dear Donald, enough with your moaning
And bitching and whining and groaning!
Your lies about wins
Lead a long list of sins.
My suggestion: Some prison atoning.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Criminal Law, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Joe Biden, Presidential Election 2020, Prison Humor
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Time’s Up! (Limerick)
Friday, December 11th, 2020
I despise all the “Biden Deniers;”
Those sniveling cowards and liars,
Who follow, unthinking,
Trump’s lead without blinking.
It’s high time that the Trump Cult retires.
Tags: Biden Deniers, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Joe Biden, Presidential Election 2020, Republican Cowards, Trump Cult
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Denying The Undeniable (Limerick)
Thursday, December 10th, 2020
Trump will soon join a club that’s exclusive.
He’s resisting, though entry’s elusive.
Here’s the obvious rub:
The Ex-Presidents’ Club
Views the Donald as nuts and abusive.
Tags: Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Ex-Presidents' Club, George W. Bush, Jimmy Carter, Presidential Election 2020
Posted in Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, Election Satire, George Bush Satire, GOP Humor, Jimmy Carter, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Latest Club? (Limerick)
Thursday, December 10th, 2020
Trump’s falsehoods, complaints, and self-praise
And his fraudulent suits haunt our days:
“Stop The Steal!” he demands
And as “RINOS” rebrands
Those whose “nays” thwart his law-breaking ways.
Tags: Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Presidential Election 2020, RINOs, Stop The Steal, Trump Lies
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The Haunting (Limerick)
Wednesday, December 9th, 2020
It’s over; Trump knows that he lost,
But he’ll keep filing suits that are tossed,
Cuz as long as his base
Thinks he still has a case,
They will fund him, whatever the cost.
Tags: Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Election Satire, Joe Biden
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Swindler-In-Chief (Limerick)
Monday, December 7th, 2020
Headline: “Trump Claims He’d Be Gracious, If He Lost”
Our pugnacious prez claims he’d be “gracious”
If he lost. (His lie-library’s spacious.)
Donald did in fact lose,
But his goal’s to confuse,
Bilk, and bully — that’s “Trump the Mendacious.”
Tags: Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Joe Biden, Presidential Campaign Humor, Trump Lies
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Our Liar-In-Chief
Wednesday, December 2nd, 2020
Headline: “Trump and crew cash in with election fraud ‘scare stories'”
Vile Donald is making a pile
From election fraud lies filled with bile;
Our nation’s chief sleaze,
Via fund-raising pleas,
Is still bilking his marks Trumpy-style.
Tags: Donald Trump, Election 2020, Fund Raising, Trump Base
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Monday, November 30th, 2020
Poor Donald’s a delicate flower;
The mere thought of his loss makes him glower.
So he lies and brings suits;
Claims they’re all in cahoots
To prevent him from staying in power.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Fraud, Election Humor, Joe Biden
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Delicate-Flower-In-Chief (Limerick)
Monday, November 30th, 2020
Though it’s nearly a month since Joe won,
The Donald continues to shun
The fact that he lost;
He wants Biden-votes tossed,
And cries “FRAUD!” What’s his proof? Trump has none.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Fraud, Election Humor, GOP Fraud, Joe Biden, Presidential Election Humor, Trump Lies
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, Fake News, Faux Controversies, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The Boy Who Cried Fraud (Limerick)
Sunday, November 29th, 2020
“The president-elect picked up 87 votes (net) after President Trump spent $3 Million targeting the heavily-Democrat areas of Milwaukee & Dane Counties.”
Dear Donald, great thanks for the gain
I just got in Milwaukee and Dane.
You spent three million bucks
For a recount and, shucks…
Now I’m winning by more. Worth the pain?
Tags: Dane Recount, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Joe Biden, Milwaukee Recount, Wisconsin Humor, Wisconsin Recount
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House, Wisconsin | Comments Off on If Joe Biden Could Write Limericks
Monday, November 23rd, 2020
Headline: “Michigan certifies Biden victory in another blow to Trump”
Donald’s Michigan thievery’s failed;
His electoral heist scheme curtailed.
Joe’s electors are IN;
A democracy WIN!
How refreshing that justice prevailed.
Tags: Campaign 2020, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Joe Biden, Michigan, Michigan Electors, Presidential Campaign Humor
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Michigan Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Yay, Michigan! (Limerick)
Monday, November 23rd, 2020
Headline: “Vindictive Trump Seeks To Undermine Biden”
The Donald’s vindictive and mean,
So he’s venting his voting-loss spleen
And punishing Joe
And the nation. The woe
Trump’s inflicting is foul and obscene.
Tags: Campaign 2020, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Joe Biden, Presidential Transition, Transition Limerick
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Our Vendetta-In-Chief (Limerick)
Thursday, November 19th, 2020
The Donald keeps getting more brazen
With the voter fraud nonsense he’s raisin’.
Trump lies and conspires,
Throws bombs and sets fires,
As he blocks the Prez Joe Biden phase-in.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Fraud, Election Satire, Joe Biden, Presidential Election, Presidential Election 2020, Transition Limerick, Voter Fraud
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Our Brazen Almost-Ex-President (Limerick)
