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Clint Eastwood Ad Flap Madness (Limerick)

Wednesday, February 8th, 2012

Poor Karl Rove! His delicate sensibilities were offended by Clint Eastwood’s uplifting auto industry Super Bowl ad:

Over stirring French horns and stark photos of Detroit workers, the ad used the auto industry’s rebirth from bankruptcy as a symbol of American renewal and determination. But it contained some shocking language for those, like Mr. Rove, who are easily bruised:

“Detroit is showing us it can be done and what’s true about them is true about all of us. This country can’t be knocked out with one punch. We get right back up again and when we do the world’s going to hear the roar of our engines. Yeah.”

And Rove is just one among many Republicans expressing outrage over the ad narrated by Eastwood, a loyal Republican who says the ad has nothing to do with politics.

Clint Eastwood Ad Madness (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

It seems Eastwood committed a sin:
His truth-telling ad brought chagrin
To the GOP crowd –
Words of hope said out loud
Are a threat — they might help our Prez win.

Rick Gives Them Something To Talk About (Limerick)

Wednesday, February 8th, 2012

The Limerick Romney Wanted To Send Trump

Monday, February 6th, 2012

Limerick Ode To Newt Lunacy

Friday, February 3rd, 2012

Keep The Safety Net Safe From Mitt Romney (Limerick)

Friday, February 3rd, 2012

Trump Endorses Romney — Election Over (Limerick)

Thursday, February 2nd, 2012

Listen To Palin and Annoy Me, Please! (Limerick)

Monday, January 30th, 2012

Brokered Convention Blues (Limerick)

Monday, January 30th, 2012

Newt’s Endorsement Blues (Limerick)

Thursday, January 26th, 2012

Rick Santorum’s Acronym Antics (Limerick)

Thursday, January 26th, 2012

Limerick Ode To “Normal” Newt Gingrich

Wednesday, January 25th, 2012

Limerick Ode To Newt’s Latest Temper Tantrum

Tuesday, January 24th, 2012

Limerick Ode To Republican Panic

Monday, January 23rd, 2012

Mitt Romney’s South Carolina Blues (Limerick)

Friday, January 20th, 2012

Political Haiku Quartet

Thursday, January 19th, 2012

Limerick Letter From George W. Bush To Rick Perry

Wednesday, January 18th, 2012

Limerick Ode To Newt “J’accuse” Gingrich

Friday, January 13th, 2012

Limerick Ode To Mitt “They’re All Just Jealous” Romney

Wednesday, January 11th, 2012

Ode To Mitt “I like being able to fire people” Romney

Tuesday, January 10th, 2012

Limerick Ode To Newt “I’m Not Rich” Gingrich

Saturday, January 7th, 2012