Archive for the ‘National Security Humor’ Category

TSA Rules Still Don’t Gel (Limerick)

Saturday, December 24th, 2011

This TSA incident surely takes the cake:

A woman says an airport security officer in Las Vegas confiscated her frosted cupcake because he thought the icing on it could be explosive.

It seems the TSA agent told her the cupcake’s “frosting was ‘gel-like’ enough to constitute a security risk.”

TSA Rules Still Don’t Gel (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

The TSA rules must be eased
Cuz a cupcake in Vegas was seized.
And when icing on cakes
Is deemed fishy, it makes
All the TSA guys look diseased.

Hillary Clinton — Bombshell?

Monday, May 9th, 2011

Who’s Our President, Again?

Tuesday, May 3rd, 2011

Limerick Ode To Bin Laden’s Death

Monday, May 2nd, 2011

A Tragic Limerick Ode To John McCain

Sunday, December 19th, 2010

Intelligence Redesigned

Saturday, December 18th, 2010

An Open Limerick To Airline Passengers

Tuesday, November 23rd, 2010

Pat-Down Put-Down

Tuesday, November 16th, 2010

Kirk’s “Factual” Quirks

Monday, June 7th, 2010

John McCain — Ignoramus, Liar, Or Terrorist Sympathizer?

Wednesday, May 5th, 2010

Inflammatory Fleming

Sunday, April 11th, 2010

Al-Qaeda Talking Points?

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

Rudy “Noun and a Verb and a 9-11″ Giuliani Loses His Mind

Saturday, January 9th, 2010

Shameless Republicans On Christmas Attack

Wednesday, December 30th, 2009

Dick Cheney’s Steno Pool (Updated)

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

Ode To Pro-Rape Republicans

Friday, October 9th, 2009

Ode To The Deceitful Cheneys

Monday, May 25th, 2009