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"A" is for John Ashcroft and the liberties he's mauled.

"B" is for Barb Bush and hub. Dub's birth is all their fault.

"C" is for Ms. Condi Rice, who speaks so many lies.

"D" is for the Dixie Chicks, who dare to Bush despise.

"E" is for our soon to be Ex-Prez George Dubya Bush.

"F" is for Al Franken, and his mean and funny Rush.

"G" is for Gen. Boykin, who believes Bush speaks with God.

"H" is for Ms. Karen Hughes, who's tall of tale and bod.

"I" is for the imbeciles who buy the pap Bush spews.

"J" is for John Kerry, who has paid his wartime dues.

"K" is for Ken "Enron" Lay, who's on Dub's ex-pal list.

"L" is for Trent Lott, who lost his job to William Frist.

"M" is for Mitch Daniels, who was never good with dough.

"N" is for Ralph Nader, a huge help to Bush and Rove.

"O" is for Ms. Oprah who can read, unlike our Prez.

"P" is for Dub's Pootie-Poot, who's soulful, Dubya says.

"Q" is for George Dubya quotes, which rarely make much sense.

"R's" for Richard Clarke, who finds Bush stubborn and quite dense.

"S" is for the 9 Supremes who ripped off Albert Gore.

"T" is for Brit Tony Blair, Bush poodle to the core.

"U" is for the USA, which needs a new regime.

"V" is for Veep Cheney, who's one-half a wicked team.

"W's" for Chris Whitman, who betrayed the EPA.

"X," "Y," "Z's" for nothing, but dump Dubya! Make my day!

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