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Feel free to sing "Fabulosa Condoleezza" to "Mona Lisa" by Jay Livingston & Ray Evans, using this midi link which opens a second window. (Thanks to reader Warren Woodruff for inspiring this song parody.)

Condoleezza, Condoleezza, Dub adores you.
You're so fine at saying falsehoods with a smile.
Is it cause you're female, Condi, that they've blamed you
For your fabulosa fakery and guile?

Do you smile to tempt the press men, Condoleezza?
Or is this your way to hide your lying art?
Dubya beams when you're brought to his doorstep,
Cause you lie here
While they die there.
Misinformed? Let's get real, Condoleezza.
You're just a cold mendacious gal without a heart.

Condoleezza, Condoleezza, Bush won't blame you
For deceit you may perpetuate with smiles.
It's not only cause you're brainy that he named you.
It's your fabulosa fakery and guile.

How you smile to mask your motives, Condoleezza.
Oh but what you say is rarely from the heart.
Many dreams have been lost by your war schemes,
While you lie here,
As they die there.
Misinformed? Let's get real, Condoleezza.
You're just a cold mendacious gal who should depart.

© August 3, 2003 Madeleine Begun Kane. All Rights Reserved.

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