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I hope you'll enjoy singing "The Spinning Song" to "Spinning Wheel" by David Clayton Thomas (Blood, Sweat & Tears) using this midi link. (Scroll down to "Spinning Wheel" and play twice.)

Down is up. Up is down.
Spinners wield lies that confound.
Claimin' that our troubles really prove: We win!
Spreadin' Bush baloney, Dubya smirks as he spins.

You got no money and you got no home.
Prayin' Bush throws a bone.
Talkin' 'bout your troubles, Dubya feigns concern.
Bush pals gainin' money that they surely didn't earn.

Thinks he found a religious sign that he's
Meant to rule our country.
He's behind our supreme decline.
We're in a bind. He's lost his mind.
And can't tell what's false from what is real.

Soldiers are dyin' just for Bush.
Spinners lie. Truth is hushed.
Stop all our troubles at the votin' polls.
Time to take George Dubya off the government dole.

War is peace. Peace is war.
Pow'r and oil, that's what it's for.
Cov'rin' up Bush fumbles takes a lot of spin.
White House packed with phonies causin' death as Bush grins.

You got no money and you got no job.
Nation's run by a Mob.
Corp'rate profiteerin' as you search for work.
Bushie friends exploitin' all their White House pal perks.

Claims he'll find weapons and designs provin'
Saddam's mean and ornery.
Can't opine if Bin Laden died.
Claims lib'rals whine and have no spine.
Bush won't tell what's fake from what is real.

Soldiers are dyin' just for Bush
Spinners lie. Truth is hushed.
End all our troubles in Two-Thousand-Four.
Time to dump George Dubya. Shove the Prez right out the door.

© November 3, 2003 Madeleine Begun Kane. All Rights Reserved.

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