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ODE TO POOTIE-POOT


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I hope you'll enjoy singing "Bush's Ode to Pootie-Poot" to Lollipop, written by Beverly Ross and Julius Dixon and first performed by the Chordettes. Feel free to use this midi link.

Pootie-Poot, Pootie-Poot, oh Pootie, Pootie, Pootie,
Pootie-Poot, Pootie-Poot, oh Pootie, Pootie, Pootie,
Pootie-Poot, Pootie-Poot, oh Pootie, Pootie, Pootie,
Pootie-Poot.

Call my Putin Pootie-Poot.
Tell you why.
His soul is sweeter than an apple pie.
But with his tough negotiation stance
Man, I haven't got a chance.

I call him Pootie-Poot, Pootie-Poot, oh Pootie, Pootie, Pootie,
Pootie-Poot, Pootie-Poot, oh Pootie, Pootie, Pootie,
Pootie-Poot, Pootie-Poot, oh Pootie, Pootie, Pootie,
Pootie-Poot.

Tougher than steak that's overcooked,
Salisbury, sirloin, or prime.
I don't have a choice,
He has me hooked.
Yes, Pootie-Poot is mine.

Pootie-Poot, Pootie-Poot, oh Pootie, Pootie, Pootie,
Pootie-Poot, Pootie-Poot, oh Pootie, Pootie, Pootie,
Pootie-Poot, Pootie-Poot, oh Pootie, Pootie, Pootie,
Pootie-Poot.

Scary how he grills me.
Tell you why.
Always knows when I'm telling lies.
He loves to diss me till I can't see straight.
But my Pootie-Poot is great.

I call him Pootie-Poot, Pootie-Poot, oh Pootie, Pootie, Pootie,
Pootie-Poot, Pootie-Poot, oh Pootie, Pootie, Pootie,
Pootie-Poot, Pootie-Poot, oh Pootie, Pootie, Pootie,
Pootie-Poot.

Call my Putin Pootie-Poot.
Why, you say?
He acts like Poppy at the CIA.
And when he says relations he'll enhance,
Man, I haven't got a chance.

I call him Pootie-Poot, Pootie-Poot, oh Pootie, Pootie, Pootie,
Pootie-Poot, Pootie-Poot, oh Pootie, Pootie, Pootie,
Pootie-Poot, Pootie-Poot, oh Pootie, Pootie, Pootie,
Pootie-Poot.

Tougher than Condy Rice and Dick
Cheney, Rummy, Ashy and Hughes.
If you had a choice
He'd be your pick.
But Pootie-Poot's my muse.

Pootie-Poot, Pootie-Poot, oh Pootie, Pootie, Pootie,
Pootie-Poot, Pootie-Poot, oh Pootie, Pootie, Pootie,
Pootie-Poot, Pootie-Poot, oh Pootie, Pootie, Pootie,
Pootie-Poot.

Dazed me with his brilliance.
Tell you why.
Just like a lightning from the sky.
He loves to argue till I can't see straight.
Gee, my Pootie-Poot is great.

I call him Pootie-Poot, Pootie-Poot, oh Pootie, Pootie, Pootie,
Pootie-Poot, Pootie-Poot, oh Pootie, Pootie, Pootie,
Pootie-Poot, Pootie-Poot, oh Pootie, Pootie, Pootie,
Pootie-Poot.

Call my Putin Pootie-Poot.
He's my man.
Though he keeps sending nukes to Iran.
And when I say he's arming evil crews.
George, he says, so are you.

I call him Pootie-Poot, Pootie-Poot, oh Pootie, Pootie, Pootie,
Pootie-Poot, Pootie-Poot, oh Pootie, Pootie, Pootie,
Pootie-Poot, Pootie-Poot, oh Pootie, Pootie, Pootie,
Pootie-Poot.

Smarter than anyone I know,
Clever and witty and fine.
If I had a choice
Of friend or foe,
Pootie-Poot would be mine.

Pootie-Poot, Pootie-Poot, oh Pootie, Pootie, Pootie,
Pootie-Poot, Pootie-Poot, oh Pootie, Pootie, Pootie,
Pootie-Poot, Pootie-Poot, oh Pootie, Pootie, Pootie,
Pootie-Poot.

Scary how he grills me.
Tell you why.
Always knows when I'm telling lies.
He loves to diss me till I can't see straight.
But my Pootie-Poot is great.

I call him Pootie-Poot, Pootie-Poot, oh Pootie, Pootie, Pootie,
Pootie-Poot, Pootie-Poot, oh Pootie, Pootie, Pootie,
Pootie-Poot, Pootie-Poot, oh Pootie, Pootie, Pootie,
Pootie-Poot.


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