Archive for the ‘Joe Biden’ Category
Monday, May 29th, 2023
This confession will make me look mad,
But I simply can’t help being sad
That a debt deal is close,
Cuz it’s time for a dose
Of the 14th Amendment. (My bad?)
Tags: 14th Amendment, 50-50 Senate, Biden Limerick, Chuck Schumer, Constitution Verse, Debt Ceiling, Federal Budget, Federal Debt, Federal Default, Finance Limerick, Kevin McCarthy, Legislation Limerick, Mitch McConnell, Republicans Humor, Trump, U.S. Constitution
Posted in Charles Schumer, Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Economy Humor, Fiscal Policy, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Kevin McCarthy, Mitch McConnell, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Republicans Humor, Tax & Budget Humor | Comments Off on Deal? Or NO Deal? (Limerick)
Tuesday, May 23rd, 2023
The 14th Amendment is clear,
And the time to take action is here.
Quash the “ceiling” charade:
Our debts must be paid!
Kick extortionist pols in the rear!
Tags: 14th Amendment, Biden, Biden Limerick, Budget Cuts, Constitution, Constitution Verse, Debt Ceiling, Joe Biden, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Legal Humor, Legal Satire, Republicans Humor, U.S. Constitution
Posted in Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Economy Humor, Fiscal Policy, GOP Humor, House Satire, Joe Biden, Kevin McCarthy, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Mitch McConnell, Money & Finance Humor, Money And Finance Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Senate Satire, Tax & Budget Humor, White House | Comments Off on Open Limerick To Joe Biden
Sunday, May 14th, 2023
“James Comer Has Misplaced Biden ‘Informant'”
Comer claims to have dirt on Joe Biden;
An “informant,” he said, was providin’
The proof that he needs
Of Biden’s misdeeds.
Seems his make-believe source is in hidin’.
Tags: Biden, Disinformation, GOP Lies, Informants, James Comer, Jim Comer, Joe Biden, Republican Lies, Republicans Humor
Posted in GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Comer’s Phantom Informant (Limerick)
Tuesday, March 1st, 2022
I’m bracing myself for the post-SOTU madness:
The “State of the Union’s” tonight,
And I hope Biden’s poised for a fight.
Cuz no matter his words,
He’ll be pill’ried by turds;
Spiteful GOP herds love to smite.
Tags: Joe Biden, SOTU, State of the Union, State Of The Union Address
Posted in GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Speeches, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Speeches Satire, White House | 2 Comments »
Friday, December 31st, 2021
Is Joe President?
That depends on who you ask.
Democracy weeps.
Right-wing Justices:
“When we like what the State does,
States’ Rights must prevail.”
If the unvaxxed die,
And allies don’t believe it,
Are they really dead?
Tags: American Politics Haiku, Covid Haiku, Disinformation Haiku, Elections Haiku, Fake News Haiku, Haiku And Senryu, Health Haiku, Joe Biden Haiku, Political Senryu, States' Rights Haiku, Supreme Court Haiku
Posted in Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Democracy Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Joe Biden, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court, White House, Wingnuts | Comments Off on Political Haiku Trio 1
Saturday, December 25th, 2021
There’s a curse Trumpsters hurl with abandon:
It’s the cuss-in-disguise “Let’s Go Brandon!”
They use code cuz they’re hidin’;
Its gist? “Fuck Joe Biden!”
What a noxious obscenity stand-in!
Tags: Donald Trump, Joe Biden, Let's Go Brandon, Trumpsters
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Cowardly Trumpsters (Limerick)
Tuesday, October 12th, 2021
Headline: “QAnon Stars Lin Wood and Marjorie Taylor Greene Battle in EPIC FEUD After Wood Calls Greene a Commie for the Most Insane Reason”
I’m amused by the Greene v. Wood feud:
Crazy gal versus lunatic dude!
“Impeach Biden,” she said,
Which made Lin Wood see red:
That implies “that he won,” mad Wood booed.
Tags: Donald Trump, Impeachment, Joe Biden, Lin Wood, Marjorie Taylor Greene, QAnon
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Marjorie Greene v. Lin Wood (Limerick)
Thursday, September 23rd, 2021
Headline: “Democrats Look to Biden to Resolve Impasse”
Dem pols are all counting on Biden
To fix deadlocks which mount and then widen.
Watch the Mods v the Squad;
Their divisions are broad!
So if I were Prez Joe, I’d be hidin’.
Tags: Joe Biden, Legislation Humor, Legislation Limerick, Moderate Democrats, Negotiation Humor, Negotiation Limerick, The Squad
Posted in Joe Biden, Legislation Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, White House | Comments Off on Joe To The Rescue? (Limerick)
Sunday, June 6th, 2021
Headline: “Fox News’ Chris Wallace Confronts Joe Manchin Over ‘Being Naive’ About Bipartisan Cooperation”
How can Manchin remain so deluded?
Were he lucid, he SHOULD have concluded
That bipartisanship
Is a fantasy trip
That will leave Biden’s vision denuded.
Tags: 50-50 Senate, Bipartisanship, Filibuster Humor, Filibusters, Joe Biden, Joe Manchin
Posted in Filibuster Humor, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Joe Manchin’s Fantasy (Limerick)
Friday, May 7th, 2021
Headline: “McConnell says he’s ‘100%’ focused on stopping Biden admin”
Mitch McConnell has one loathsome goal:
It’s to block Joseph Biden; the hole
In his soul’s been exposed,
Mitch’s mind’s long been closed;
V. Obama, he played the same role.
Tags: Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Joseph Biden, Mitch McConnell, Obstruction, Obstructionism
Posted in Barack Obama, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Mitch McConnell, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on McConnell v. Biden (Limerick)
Tuesday, April 27th, 2021
OMG! Joe’s about to ban meat!
He’ll decree that you only can eat
Stuff that grows in the ground.
No more beef-beer around!
(Them’s the claims from the wing-nut elite.)
Tags: Beer Humor, Joe Biden, Meat Humor, Rightwing Abuses, Wing-Nuts, Wingnuts
Posted in GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Wingnuts | Comments Off on The Right Has Lost Its Mind (Limerick)
Wednesday, March 10th, 2021
Headline: “Wicker Already Seeks Credit for Bill He Voted Against”
Dear Sen. Wicker, your vote was a “Nay”
On the Covid Relief Plan today.
So no credit to you
Is plausibly due,
And your bragging’s a two-faced display.
Tags: Biden Covid Relief, Budget Reconciliation, Covid Relief, Epidemic, Mississippi, Pandemic, Roger Wicker, Senator Wicker
Posted in GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Legislation Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Dickish Sen. Wicker
Thursday, March 4th, 2021
Headline: “Biden calls states’ relaxing virus restrictions, including mask mandates, ‘Neanderthal thinking’”
Relaxing state Covid restrictions
Conflicts with the science predictions.
It’s “Neanderthal thinking,”
Says Biden, not shrinking
From words that condemn derelictions.
Tags: Coronavirus, Covid Restrictions, COVID-19, Epidemic, Joe Biden, Mask Mandates, Mask Restrictions, Mississippi, Neanderthal thinking, Pandemic, Texas Republicans
Posted in GOP Humor, Health Satire, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Texas Humor, White House | Comments Off on Neanderthal Limerick
Wednesday, February 24th, 2021
Headline: “Manchin flexes muscle in 50-50 Senate”
Joe Manchin’s extortionate power
In wielding his vote makes me glower.
He’s unreas’nably bold
With threats to withhold
Key votes, hoping Biden will cower.
Tags: 50-50 Senate, Budget Director, Double Standards, Joe Biden, Joe Manchin, Neera Tanden, OMB, Social Media Humor, Tanden Tweets, Trump Tweets, Twitter Humor
Posted in GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Sessions Humor, White House | Comments Off on Manchin Throws His Weight Around (Limerick)
Wednesday, February 17th, 2021
Headline: “In televised town hall, Biden says he wants to end national fixation on ‘the former guy'”
Though it’s boring and lacking in bite,
Biden’s nickname for Trump seems just right;
It’s “the former guy.” Wow!
Biden, please take a bow
For a name Trump will hate, cuz it’s trite.
Tags: Donald Trump, Joe Biden, Nicknames
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on A Nickname For Trump? (Limerick)
Wednesday, February 3rd, 2021
Trump denies he incited a coup;
Says his voter fraud claims are all true;
And rejects any blame.
But the rioters claim:
“We did JUST what Trump told us to do.”
Tags: Capitol Assault, Capitol Attack, Capitol Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Impeachment, Incitement, Insurrection, Joe Biden, Political Riots, Trump Impeachment, Trump Riot
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Wednesday, February 3rd, 2021
Get over the heinous attack
On the Capitol? Sorry, you’re wack!
If that’s your advice;
That the Dems should play nice
And forget it, then you don’t know jack!
Tags: Capitol Assault, Capitol Attack, Capitol Humor, Donald Trump, Incitement, Insurrection, Joe Biden
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Dear Republicans (Limerick)
Saturday, January 23rd, 2021
I can’t divulge my sources, but I managed to get hold of the letter Trump left for Biden:
Dear Joe, they insist that I write you.
But in truth, I would much rather fight you.
So I’ll leave you with this:
May you NEVER know bliss.
I can’t wait till some cronies indict you.
Tags: Donald Trump, Joe Biden
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The Letter Trump Left For Biden (Limerick)
Saturday, January 23rd, 2021
Where Biden’s Cabinet Stands: “President Joe Biden took office on January 20 without key members of his Cabinet in place after the Senate moved more slowly to schedule confirmation hearings for his nominees than it had for previous presidents.”
GOPers are shocked and appalled.
They’re embittered and terribly galled:
How DARE Joe embrace
Dem goals! A disgrace!
Let’s ensure that his Cab’net is stalled.
Tags: Biden Cabinet, Joe Biden, Stalled Cabinet
Posted in GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Biden Cabinet Delays (Limerick)
