I must learn to ignore Donald’s tweets;
For the most part, they’re mean, lie-filled bleats.
But his posts are addicting;
Soon statements conflicting
Will spew, as the cycle repeats.
Posts Tagged ‘Social Media Humor’
Our Tweeter-In-Chief (Limerick)
Friday, March 23rd, 2018Tags: Donald Trump, Social Media Humor, Trump Lies, Twitter Limerick
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Tweeter-In-Chief (Limerick)
Sunday, August 27th, 2017The Donald’s still busily tweeting
Whiny drivel and self-serving bleating.
I guess “Sheriff” John Kelly
Let Trump keep his telly…
Which means LOTS more Trump Twitter-excreting.
Tags: Social Media Humor, Trump, Twitter Humor
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Tweeter-In-Chief Trump Outdoes Himself (Limerick)
Monday, June 5th, 2017The Donald has once again binged
On tweets, best described as unhinged.
Even folks who support
His positions exhort
Him to stop, having read ’em & cringed.
Tags: Social Media Humor, Trump, Trump Tweets, Tweet Humor
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He’s BACK! (Limerick)
Sunday, May 28th, 2017The Donald’s back bashing the press
After making a terrible mess
Of his meetings with leaders,
Relieving his readers
Of tweet-storm withdrawal distress.
Tags: Media Bashing, Media Humor, President Trump, Press Bashing, Social Media Humor, Trump, Tweet Storms, Twitter Limericks
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Literal Liar-In-Chief? (Limerick)
Monday, March 13th, 2017Donald’s spokespeople baldly pretend
That the wiretap tweet that he penned
Needs no “Sorry! My bad!”
Seems we’re stark-raving mad;
Misconstruing lies Trump likes to send.
Tags: Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Kellyanne Conway, Political Lies, Sean Spicer, Social Media Humor, Trump Tweets, Twitter, Wiretaps
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Trump’s Favorite Outlet (Limerick)
Wednesday, February 15th, 2017When Donald gets bitter or pissed,
You can bet he’ll be shaking his fist
Via tweet-storming rants
About leakers and plants.
Before Twitter, how DID he exist?
Tags: President Trump, Social Media Humor, Trump, Trump Tweets, Twitter Humor, White House Leaks
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For Donald, Pettiness Trumps All (Limerick)
Tuesday, December 6th, 2016It seems likely that Trump’s fact-free, market-skewing anti-Boeing tweet was spurred by yet another petty vendetta. (How dare Boeing’s CEO criticize Trump’s anti-China bluster!)
Donald tweets without int’rest or care
As to damage he’ll cause with each blare.
Petty grievance-borne views
Spark vendetta-spurred spews.
Spook markets? Start wars? C’est la guerre!
Tags: Boeing, Donald Trump, Pettiness, Social Media Humor, Social Media Poetry, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limerick, Vendetta Politics
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Limerick Ode To Sniveling Donald
Tuesday, November 22nd, 2016Pre-election, The Donald went wild
With tweets that were petty and riled.
Since he won, there’s no sign
Of a whine-rate decline.
Face the facts: We’ve elected a child.
Tags: Donald Trump, President Trump, Social Media Humor, Twitter Limerick
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Trump To The Rescue (Limerick)
Tuesday, October 13th, 2015Headline of the Day: “Donald Trump Will Live-Tweet CNN’s Democratic Debate.”
Will the Dem debate generate heat?
Will someone go down in defeat?
Well if points aren’t scored,
And you start to get bored,
You can always watch Donald Trump tweet.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Debate Humor, Debate Limerick, Democratic Primary, Democrats Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Social Media Humor, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limerick
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Something For Trump To Tweet About (6-Verse Limerick)
Tuesday, August 25th, 2015Something For Trump To Tweet About (6-Verse Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Trump loves to post petulant tweets,
Whiny diatribes, vengeance-spurred bleats.
So his Twitter feed’s littered
With comments, embittered;
From a feud Donald never retreats.
If anyone else posted guff
Like Trump, (s)he’d be kicked in the duff–
Quickly out of a job
And shamed by a mob–
But when Trump does it, folks say, “Hot stuff!”
Groundless grievances gin up his life.
He thrives on them, loving the strife
He creates every day
With his vicious display.
Just imagine it — being Trump’s wife!
Within what other country could Trump,
A boorish, vindictive old grump,
With “huge” secret plans
Attract so many fans,
Who greet him with cheers on the stump?
I fear for our wonderful nation,
Filled with folks who think Trump’s our salvation;
This man who dispenses
Such daily offenses
Somehow fills them with endless elation.
Please tell me The Donald can’t win,
Cuz the drumbeat for Trump is a sin.
You might as well vote
For “Drunk Unc” or a goat…
And a goat, unlike Trump, has thick skin.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Social Media Humor, Twitter Humor
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#My2k Limerick
Thursday, November 29th, 2012#My2k Limerick
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Obama’s new hashtag is meant
2 help middle class taxpayers vent
Via tweets 2 demand
That their tax hike is banned:
#My2k’s needed 4 rent.
(You can find the story about Obama’s social media PR efforts and this “fiscal cliff” related hashtag here.)
Tags: #My2k, Barack Obama, Fiscal Cliff, Fiscal Crisis, Hashtags, Middle Class, Social Media Humor, Tax Hikes, Taxpayers, Tweet Humor, Twitter Limerick
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