Ev’ry day I’m perturbed
And upset and disturbed.
Donald needs to be stopped;
Failing that, at least curbed.
Posts Tagged ‘Trump’
A Trump Quatrain for a Change of Pace
Friday, October 23rd, 2026Grumpy Limerick
Wednesday, September 16th, 2026Though I try not to act like a grump
And I certainly don’t mean to dump
On the people who swear
“Karma’s real,” I must air
This rough dare: Please explain Donald Trump.
Mission NOT Accomplished (Limerick)
Saturday, September 5th, 2026Trump’s Iran War of Choice has been stressful
And expensive and wasteful and mess-ful.
It’s a plan-free production
Of senseless destruction
And death. What it’s NOT is “successful!”
A Coin I Won’t Be Treasuring (Limerick)
Wednesday, September 2nd, 2026“US Mint officially launches $1 coin featuring Trump”
Donald’s ego needs stroking incessant,
Like the “Trump dollar coins” from Scott Bessent:
Coins by Trump’s face debased,
As he keeps laying waste
To our land. What a vile adolescent!
My Open Limerick To Canada
Thursday, August 27th, 2026My Dear Canada: Trump has abused you,
And misused you, and falsely accused you.
On behalf of the sane
U.S. folks who remain,
I am sorry . . . and hope I’ve amused you!
Bracing For The Midterms
Saturday, August 22nd, 2026When you think about Donald, don’t quail,
Or lose hope or freak out and/or wail.
Though he’s hard to endure,
Please resist! Help secure
A huge GOP midterm-vote fail!
Our Loathsome “Leader” (Limerick)
Tuesday, August 18th, 2026Donald Trump is both selfish and callous.
He starts wars based on whim, greed, and malice.
He’s a coarse, lazy ass,
Whose main goal’s to amass
Power, wealth, and a crass gilded palace.
Stressful Limerick
Friday, August 7th, 2026Do you feel like you aren’t successful?
Do your days seem increasingly stressful?
Is the world too chaotic
Cuz Donald’s despotic?
Here’s my fix! (No, I jest; Life’s too mess-ful!)
The State Of Our Nation (Limerick)
Tuesday, July 14th, 2026The fine rep of our nation’s been smashed.
Our economy’s ransacked and trashed.
Constitution’s ignored.
Trump starts wars; then gets bored.
Yet that boor plunders on, unabashed.
Who’s To Blame? (Limerick)
Saturday, July 11th, 2026Our great nation is falling apart!
What’s the crux of it? Where do I start?
I blame Donald, of course,
But the villainous source
Is embracing a man with no heart.
Trump v. Greenland (Limerick)
Wednesday, July 8th, 2026Headline: “Trump reopens Greenland fight as NATO summit kicks off”
Donald Trump adores living in Mean-Land
And his other fav place, Vent-His-Spleen-Land,
Where he bitches and frets
And revisits his threats,
Like the one where he takes over Greenland.
Babies Named Donald? (Limerick)
Sunday, July 5th, 2026My limerick was inspired by this article:
Give your newborn the name of a villain?
It’s done rarely! Most folks are unwillin’.
But it’s fun, all the same,
To note few people name
Their kids “Donald.” They much prefer “Dylan.”
Yet Another Open Limerick To Donald Trump
Monday, June 8th, 2026My Dear Donald, New York’s been imbued
With deep pride in the Knicks, and our mood
Has been great, till you came
To attend the third game.
I sure hope that you like getting booed!
The State Of Our Nation (Limerick)
Saturday, May 23rd, 2026Our fine nation has lost its prime anchor;
It’s been sullied by Trump, a vile canker,
Who’s untethered to laws,
Who takes pride in his flaws,
And who governs by greed, whim, and rancor.
Yet Another Bogus Indictment (Limerick)
Tuesday, April 28th, 2026Headline: DOJ Indicts James Comey for posting an image of seashells spelling out “8647”
Trump incessantly schemes and connives
To destroy so-called enemies’ lives.
Donald’s hunger is boundless
For lawsuit-claims groundless…
And on BS indictments, he thrives.
Trump v. Pope Leo
Monday, April 13th, 2026My Dear Donald, insulting the Pope
Is an idiot’s move. You’re a dope!
Your attack, oh so caustic
E’en riles this agnostic…
Will it bolster your poll numbers? Nope!
Trump’s Dwindling Support (Limerick)
Tuesday, March 10th, 2026Many Trump true-believers feel peeved
And inflamed and betrayed and aggrieved.
Seems he fibbed when he swore
On the stump, “No new war!”…
Oh, good grief, those naïfs were deceived!
The World According To Trump (Limerick)
Wednesday, February 25th, 2026If you think things are rough, you are wrong!
Cuz of Trump, the economy’s strong!
That great man’s a magician,
A genius tactician.
(Forgive me; I’m smoking a bong.)
A Madman’s Motivations (2-Verse Limerick)
Monday, March 2nd, 2026Why did Trump start a Middle East war?
Was it boredom? A penchant for gore?
A great need to distract
From his failures? The fact
That The Donald’s insane to his core?
Or perhaps Trump is feeling the urgency
To declare a big wartime emergency,
Become Czar by decree,
Make the sane people flee…
And destroy any pro-Dem resurgency.
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