Posts Tagged ‘Trump’
Thursday, March 16th, 2023
Washington Post Headline: “Trump claims violence he inspired on Jan. 6 was Pence’s fault”
“The former president suggested the riot could have been avoided if his vice president had cooperated in overturning the results”
As usual, Trump makes no sense
And his distance from truth is immense.
Who’s at fault for Jan. 6?
Here’s the “culprit” Trump picks:
He’s now blaming the violence on Pence.
Tags: Coup, Donald Trump, Insurrection, Mike Pence, Trump, Trump Rally, Trump Riot, Trump/Pence
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Mike Pence, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | 1 Comment »
Tuesday, March 14th, 2023
I am planning a huge celebration,
Which will feature great food and libation.
The date’s still not set,
But I’m hosting my fête
On the day of Trump’s freedom cessation.
Tags: Crime, Crime and Punishment, Donald Trump, Prison Humor, Punishment Humor, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump Crimes, Trump Lies, Trump Riot
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Political Commentary, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on Pending Celebration (Limerick)
Saturday, December 31st, 2022
My last Trump limerick of the year. (I hope it isn’t unduly optimistic.)
When Trump is at long last arrested,
Will he fin’ly acknowledge he’s bested
And surrender with grace
And a smile on his face?
Ha, he’ll protest with falsehoods time-tested.
Tags: Donald Trump, Election Humor, January 6, One/Six, Trump, Trump Crimes, Trump Indictment, Trump Lies
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Justice Department, Political Limericks, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on Trump Just Deserts? (Limerick)
Sunday, December 25th, 2022
While I try to avoid TruthSocial, I enjoyed this article in, of all places, the NYPost, mocking Trump’s Christmas message. Reading it even inspired me to write this limerick:
Having failed in his goal to destroy us,
Trump’s reduced to a pest who’d annoy us.
Flinging insults galore
In each TruthSocial snore,
That poor slob doesn’t sound all that joyous!
Tags: Donald Trump, Trump, Trump Lies, TruthSocial
Posted in Donald Trump, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on Trump’s Hellacious Holiday Rant (Limerick)
Monday, December 12th, 2022
Bigotry, once masked,
now unleashed for all to see —
Shameful, yet shameless!
*****
Donald cozies up
to Nazi-loving bigots–
Hardly a surprise!
Tags: American Politics Haiku, Donald Trump, Haiku And Senryu, Political Haiku, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, News Haiku & Senryu, Political Haiku & Senryu, Trump | Comments Off on Bigotry Haiku Duet
Wednesday, December 7th, 2022
“I’m immune from suits,”
Claims Trump, again and again.
Judges disagree.
Tags: American Politics Haiku, Donald Trump, Haiku And Senryu, Law Humor, Legal Verse, Political Haiku, Political Haiku & Senryu, Political Senryu, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, Law Satire, News Haiku & Senryu, Political Haiku & Senryu, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on Trump v. Everyone (Haiku)
Monday, December 5th, 2022
Flag-hugger Donald
says suspend Constitution–
GOP pols shrug.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Constitution, Constitution Verse, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Trump
Posted in Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on Flag-Hugger Haiku
Thursday, December 1st, 2022
Trump has lost his appeal in a rout;
Cannon’s pro-Donald rulings are out.
Special Master review
Has been halted. So cue
Sev’ral rants from that “former guy” lout.
Tags: "The Former Guy", Aileen Cannon, Classified Documents, Donald Trump, Legal Humor, Legal Limerick, Legal Verse, Limericks, Litigation Humor, Mar-a-Lago, Special Master, Stolen Documents, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, Justice Department, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on A Legal Adieu To Special Master Review (Limerick)
Sunday, November 27th, 2022
Donald’s run has been met with a shrug.
Will he fin’ly be squished like a bug?
He announced and was trounced
In reviews, soon pronounced
“Tired” news. Please indict that damn thug!
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Humor, Election Satire, Presidential Campaign Humor, Presidential Election, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on Trump’s Announcement Dud (Limerick)
Sunday, November 20th, 2022
Since a Trump Special Counsel’s been named
By Garland, the AG’s been blamed
For political smears,
While Trump and his peers
Keep claiming he’s framed and defamed.
Trump insists that he will not “partake”
In the probe, for that treacherous snake
Thinks it makes him sound tough,
As he struggles to slough
Off his fears. Yes, he knows what’s at stake.
Tags: AG Garland, Garland, Jack Smith, Justice Department, Political Humor, Political Limericks, Special Counsel, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, Justice Department, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on 2-Verse Limerick Ode To Donald “Won’t Partake” Trump
Friday, November 18th, 2022
Dear Donald:
Congrats on your 2nd very personal Special Counsel.
What a shame that THIS TIME, you don’t have an AG willing and eager to lie about his report.
Tags: Attorney General, Donald Trump, Insurrection, Jack Smith, Mar-a-Lago, Special Counsel, Stolen Documents, Trump, Trump Investigation
Posted in Donald Trump, Justice Department, Trump | Comments Off on Open Letter To Donald Trump
Tuesday, November 15th, 2022
Donald thinks that his run’s a solution
To imminent crime-prosecution.
But indictments shall come,
And that law-breaking bum
Will be tried and soon face retribution.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Election2024, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump2024
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Crime, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on The Real Reason Trump’s Running Yet Again (Limerick)
Wednesday, October 26th, 2022
You think women have too many rights
And that MORE guns will somehow stop fights.
You’ll vote for a liar;
A guy you’d not hire
To baby or dog-sit. That bites!
Tags: Abortion, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Feminism, Gun Control, Hypocrisy, Liars, Republicans Humor, Trump, Voting
Posted in Abortion Rights, Corruption Humor, Democracy Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, Feminism Humor, Firearms & Guns Humor, Gender Politics, Hypocrisy Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Voting Satire | Comments Off on You KNOW Who You Are!
Sunday, September 4th, 2022
When I ask myself, “How can it be
That no matter what Donald does, he
Somehow keeps a tight hold
On his fan base,” I’m told
That the answer’s a “huge BOOBOISIE.”
Tags: Booboisee, Booboisie, Donald Trump, Trump
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The Key To Trump’s “Success” (Limerick)
Tuesday, August 30th, 2022
Headline: “Trump Is Trying To Extort America”
Donald Trump is so desp’rate to thwart
Prosecution, he’s apt to resort
To additional crimes,
Like extortion ofttimes;
Indict Trump! Get that felon to court!
Tags: Classified Documents, Criminal Humor, Criminal Limerick, Donald Trump, FBI, FBI Raid, FBI Search, Legal Humor, Legal Limerick, Mar-a-Lago, Merrick Garland, Money Limerick, Search Warrant, Search Warrants, Trump, Trump Crimes, Trump Humor, Trump Lawyers, Trump Limerick, Trump Raid, Trump Search
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Justice Department, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump, The Extortionist (Limerick)
Wednesday, August 17th, 2022
Washington Post Headline: “Trump is rushing to hire seasoned lawyers — but he keeps hearing ‘No’”
Trump’s in great legal trouble. Hooray!
He needs aid on the double — today!
But attorneys with skill
Won’t bend to his will;
The response he keeps getting is NAY!
Tags: Classified Documents, Donald Trump, FBI, FBI Search, Mar-a-Lago, Search Warrant, Trump, Trump Crimes, Trump Lawyers
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Legal Quandary (Limerick)
Tuesday, April 26th, 2022
There’s a new Social Media threat
Making fans of democracy fret:
Under Musk, Trumpy lies
And misinfo will rise;
A calamitous “Net” blow — net-net.
Tags: Democracy, Disinfo, Disinformation, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Free Speech, Lies Limerick, Misinfo, Misinformation, Social Media, Trump, Tweet Limerick, Twitter Limerick
Posted in Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Democracy Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Technology Humor, Twitter | Comments Off on Elon’s Musky Madness (Limerick)
Tuesday, November 17th, 2020
Says Trump, no transition for Joe!
I’m not leaving this dump — I won’t go.
I’ll remain here at least
Until I’m deceased.
Change my mind? That would take tons of dough.
Tags: Biden, Campaign 2020, Election Humor, Joe Biden, Presidential Transition, Transition Limerick, Trump
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Bargaining With The Devil (Limerick)
Wednesday, November 4th, 2020
Will Donald Trump ever concede?
I doubt it; that sort of a deed
Requires some class.
Needy Donald’s an ass.
Self-promotion is Trump’s only creed.
Tags: Biden, Campaign 2020, Campaign Humor, Concession Speech, Election 2020, Election Humor, Trump
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Pending Celebration (Limerick)
Tuesday, March 14th, 2023I am planning a huge celebration,
Which will feature great food and libation.
The date’s still not set,
But I’m hosting my fête
On the day of Trump’s freedom cessation.
Tags: Crime, Crime and Punishment, Donald Trump, Prison Humor, Punishment Humor, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump Crimes, Trump Lies, Trump Riot
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Political Commentary, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on Pending Celebration (Limerick)