Gloom and doom greet my eyes ev’ry day,
As I scour the press. Some might say
I’m “inviting the blues
By consuming Trump news.”
I should stop, but my “rhyme gene” says “NAY!”
Posts Tagged ‘Trump’
Yet Another Open Limerick To Donald Trump
Monday, June 8th, 2026My Dear Donald, New York’s been imbued
With deep pride in the Knicks, and our mood
Has been great, till you came
To attend the third game.
I sure hope that you like getting booed!
The State Of Our Nation (Limerick)
Saturday, May 23rd, 2026Our fine nation has lost its prime anchor;
It’s been sullied by Trump, a vile canker,
Who’s untethered to laws,
Who takes pride in his flaws,
And who governs by greed, whim, and rancor.
Yet Another Bogus Indictment (Limerick)
Tuesday, April 28th, 2026Headline: DOJ Indicts James Comey for posting an image of seashells spelling out “8647”
Trump incessantly schemes and connives
To destroy so-called enemies’ lives.
Donald’s hunger is boundless
For lawsuit-claims groundless…
And on BS indictments, he thrives.
Trump v. Pope Leo
Monday, April 13th, 2026My Dear Donald, insulting the Pope
Is an idiot’s move. You’re a dope!
Your attack, oh so caustic
E’en riles this agnostic…
Will it bolster your poll numbers? Nope!
Trump’s Dwindling Support (Limerick)
Tuesday, March 10th, 2026Many Trump true-believers feel peeved
And inflamed and betrayed and aggrieved.
Seems he fibbed when he swore
On the stump, “No new war!”…
Oh, good grief, those naïfs were deceived!
The World According To Trump (Limerick)
Wednesday, February 25th, 2026If you think things are rough, you are wrong!
Cuz of Trump, the economy’s strong!
That great man’s a magician,
A genius tactician.
(Forgive me; I’m smoking a bong.)
Limerick Ode To Presidents’ Day
Monday, February 16th, 2026It’s “Presidents’ Day?” I’m surprised
That its name hasn’t yet been revised.
Surely “Trump Day’d” befit
Donald’s “greatness” and “grit”
And comport with an ego king-sized!
Indefensible! (Limerick)
Thursday, February 5th, 2026An inept and unqualified punk,
Who is also an infamous drunk,
Runs our nation’s defense,
Which of course makes no sense,
Since his specialty’s ludicrous bunk.
Is Bezos Trying To Kill WAPO As Yet ANOTHER Trump Favor? (Limerick)
Wednesday, February 4th, 2026As if WAPO didn’t have enough problems, yet another bout of LAYOFFS was just announced. Hence this limerick:
The Washington Post once could boast
Of its greatness, but now it’s a ghost.
And more layoffs are coming:
Their numbers? Mind-numbing!
I fear that it soon will be toast.
Alienated Allies (Limerick)
Saturday, January 31st, 2026Our nation, alas, is now hated
By old allies, their rage unabated.
Trump of course is the cause;
He spews bile without pause.
Xi and Putin, no doubt, are elated.
ICE Quandary (Limerick)
Tuesday, January 27th, 2026Ev’ry ICE agent sure needs constraining.
And of course they require more training.
But their evil acts flow
Down from Donald, and so
All my hope for our nation is waning.
RIP The Law (Limerick)
Monday, January 26th, 2026The law is our friend. How I miss it!
I remember when actions illicit
Weren’t taken each day:
Trump decrees; fiends obey.
Law’s their prey, so they slay as they diss it.
If Trump Could Write Limericks…
Friday, November 28th, 2025Trump’s very angry about this New York Times article: “Shorter Days, Signs of Fatigue: Trump Faces Realities of Aging in Office.” Hence this limerick:
The FAKE NEWS falsely claims that I’m aging!
I’m so youthful, that lie is enraging.
My stamina’s great,
My brain is first-rate,
And I’m virile, so brace for rampaging.
And here’s a story about Trump’s reaction to the NYT article.
The Enablers (Limerick)
Friday, October 31st, 2025Is there anything Donald can’t do?
Seems the Senate and House won’t say “Boo.”
And permissive Supremes
Keep fulfilling his dreams;
Willing allies in Donald Trump’s coup.
If Only… (Limerick)
Sunday, October 26th, 2025How I wish we had some way to halt
Donald’s evil, persistent assault
On our land. But alas,
No one reins in that ass:
Ev’ry day spawns a new “Oy, Gevalt!”
Aunt Tifa’s Words of Wisdom (Limerick)
Saturday, October 18th, 2025My Aunt Tifa says Trump cannot bear
‘No Kings’ rallies by marchers who dare
To resist Donald’s reign
Of sheer terror and pain.
(Thuggish bullies fear folks they can’t scare.)
Trump’s Nobel Peace Prize Blues (Limerick)
Friday, October 10th, 2025Trump’s distraught: All his bullying failed.
He’s been told that a woman has nailed
The Peace Prize (Nobel.)
He’s in ketchup-hurl hell.
“It’s a DEI rip-off!” he railed.
Limerick Ode To Kimmel, Colbert, Seth, Jon, and John
Tuesday, September 30th, 2025Stress is triggered by reading the news.
So the show hosts who somehow amuse
Freaked-out viewers, deserve
Lots of love served with verve:
Let us toast them! (We STILL need that BOOZE!)
A Madman’s Motivations (2-Verse Limerick)
Monday, March 2nd, 2026Why did Trump start a Middle East war?
Was it boredom? A penchant for gore?
A great need to distract
From his failures? The fact
That The Donald’s insane to his core?
Or perhaps Trump is feeling the urgency
To declare a big wartime emergency,
Become Czar by decree,
Make the sane people flee…
And destroy any pro-Dem resurgency.
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