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Limerick Ode To Presidents’ Day

Monday, February 16th, 2026

It’s “Presidents’ Day?” I’m surprised
That its name hasn’t yet been revised.
Surely “Trump Day’d” befit
Donald’s “greatness” and “grit”
And comport with an ego king-sized!

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Indefensible! (Limerick)

Thursday, February 5th, 2026

An inept and unqualified punk,
Who is also an infamous drunk,
Runs our nation’s defense,
Which of course makes no sense,
Since his specialty’s ludicrous bunk.

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Is Bezos Trying To Kill WAPO As Yet ANOTHER Trump Favor? (Limerick)

Wednesday, February 4th, 2026

As if WAPO didn’t have enough problems, yet another bout of LAYOFFS was just announced. Hence this limerick:

The Washington Post once could boast
Of its greatness, but now it’s a ghost.
And more layoffs are coming:
Their numbers? Mind-numbing!
I fear that it soon will be toast.

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Alienated Allies (Limerick)

Saturday, January 31st, 2026

Our nation, alas, is now hated
By old allies, their rage unabated.
Trump of course is the cause;
He spews bile without pause.
Xi and Putin, no doubt, are elated.

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ICE Quandary (Limerick)

Tuesday, January 27th, 2026

Ev’ry ICE agent sure needs constraining.
And of course they require more training.
But their evil acts flow
Down from Donald, and so
All my hope for our nation is waning.

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RIP The Law (Limerick)

Monday, January 26th, 2026

The law is our friend. How I miss it!
I remember when actions illicit
Weren’t taken each day:
Trump decrees; fiends obey.
Law’s their prey, so they slay as they diss it.

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If Trump Could Write Limericks…

Friday, November 28th, 2025

Trump’s very angry about this New York Times article: “Shorter Days, Signs of Fatigue: Trump Faces Realities of Aging in Office.” Hence this limerick:

The FAKE NEWS falsely claims that I’m aging!
I’m so youthful, that lie is enraging.
My stamina’s great,
My brain is first-rate,
And I’m virile, so brace for rampaging.

And here’s a story about Trump’s reaction to the NYT article.

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The Enablers (Limerick)

Friday, October 31st, 2025

Is there anything Donald can’t do?
Seems the Senate and House won’t say “Boo.”
And permissive Supremes
Keep fulfilling his dreams;
Willing allies in Donald Trump’s coup.

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If Only… (Limerick)

Sunday, October 26th, 2025

How I wish we had some way to halt
Donald’s evil, persistent assault
On our land. But alas,
No one reins in that ass:
Ev’ry day spawns a new “Oy, Gevalt!”

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Aunt Tifa’s Words of Wisdom (Limerick)

Saturday, October 18th, 2025

My Aunt Tifa says Trump cannot bear
‘No Kings’ rallies by marchers who dare
To resist Donald’s reign
Of sheer terror and pain.
(Thuggish bullies fear folks they can’t scare.)

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Trump’s Nobel Peace Prize Blues (Limerick)

Friday, October 10th, 2025

Trump’s distraught: All his bullying failed.
He’s been told that a woman has nailed
The Peace Prize (Nobel.)
He’s in ketchup-hurl hell.
“It’s a DEI rip-off!” he railed.

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Limerick Ode To Kimmel, Colbert, Seth, Jon, and John

Tuesday, September 30th, 2025

Stress is triggered by reading the news.
So the show hosts who somehow amuse
Freaked-out viewers, deserve
Lots of love served with verve:
Let us toast them! (We STILL need that BOOZE!)

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One Reason I Write (Limerick)

Monday, September 22nd, 2025

My political views are quite strong.
Many share them. (Some rant that I’m wrong.)
I use verse (mostly light)
To express them. Our plight
Is so grim, we need grins (or a bong.)

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Rose-Lover’s Revenge? (Limerick)

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2025

Newsweek Headline: “Donald Trump Fumes at Rose Garden Work, Yells, ‘Who Did This?'”

There’s a “gash in the limestone,” Trump raged.
(A large wound where his Rose-War was waged.)
“Deep and nasty,” he screamed.
“Culprit’s barred!” (Trump was steamed.)
That aged crackpot ought really be caged.

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(A Bonus Haiku)

Trump denies he’s dead.
Rumor mong’ring’s put to bed.
Must suspend Vance-dread.

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Our Alienated Friends (Limerick)

Tuesday, August 12th, 2025

Travel + Leisure Headline: “Canadian Tourism to the U.S. Plunges in 2025”

Canadians used to adore
Their USA tours, but no more!
Who can blame them? Not me!
They’ve been bullied with glee
By a tyrant they justly abhor.

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Trump’s Tattletale Chatbot (2-Verse Limerick)

Monday, August 11th, 2025

Washington Post Headline: “New chatbot on Trump’s Truth Social platform keeps contradicting him
An ‘answer engine’ on Trump’s social media site says the 2020 election wasn’t stolen, tariffs aren’t boosting the stock market and Barack Obama is seen favorably.”

Truth Social’s confusing Trump’s base;
Valid facts somehow entered its space:
Seems its chatbot AI’s
Been replacing some lies
With the truths Trump would rather erase.

Election fraud, tariffs, and crime?
Ask the chatbot, and most of the time
It rebuts Donald’s view.
So will Donald Trump sue
His own site? Trump v. Bot! How sublime!

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Fantasy Limerick

Tuesday, July 15th, 2025

Trump abuses our migrants with ease.
It seems no one can stop that damn sleaze.
Please affirm you agree
That how cool it would be
To deport Donald Trump overseas.

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Trump’s “Big Ugly Bill” (Limerick)

Thursday, July 3rd, 2025

Donald’s Big Ugly Bill has been passed.
The calamitous die has been cast.
Enough holdouts caved in
To this national sin,
So the suff’ring to come shall be vast.

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Musk v. Trump (Limerick)

Thursday, June 5th, 2025

Musk and Trump have transitioned to feuding,
After months (if not years) of colluding.
I’ll admit (truth be told)
That it’s fun to behold
That vile duo’s joint shitshow concluding.

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Trump’s Meaningless Threats To Putin (Limerick)

Sunday, June 1st, 2025

It’s past time. You must end your brutality!
I’m not kidding! (Trump’s TACO finality.)
Don’t forget: I’m not joshing.
So stop, or I’m washing
My hands of your stubborn rascality.

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