It’s “Presidents’ Day?” I’m surprised
That its name hasn’t yet been revised.
Surely “Trump Day’d” befit
Donald’s “greatness” and “grit”
And comport with an ego king-sized!
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Limerick Ode To Presidents’ Day
Monday, February 16th, 2026Just In Time For Presidents Day — Would-Be Presidential Clerihews
Saturday, February 18th, 2012In case all those ads haven’t clued you in, Presidents Day is nearly here. To celebrate, I’ve written a pair of clerihews for would-be presidents Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum. What’s a clerihew? A whimsically biographical four-line poem, more fully described here.
Willard Mitt Romney
Has wealth that’s omni.
But he’s stiff as a yoke.
Kindly give that man a toke.
*****
Ricky Santorum
Loves his forum.
Being prez is his quest
In a knit sweater vest.
(My set of eight Eight 4-Liners For The Initial Republican Contenders is here.)
