Though I already wrote an Antonin Scalia limerick today, I’m itching for more. So I composed these song parody lyrics to the tune of “Maria.”
Now Scalia/Maria does sound obvious. So I’m surely not the first to use “Maria” to parody Scalia. But I don’t want to do a Google search, lest I be inadvertently influenced by someone else’s lyrics.
And with that disclaimer out of the way, here’s my parody:
The jiggery-pok’ry Scalia,
Treats justice like a game,
The worst judge I can name, you see.
The wingnutty jurist, Scalia,
Demands the final word
With phrases so absurd, to me.
When he loses a case, he’s sulking,
And his presence is always so hulking.
The nastiest Justice, Scalia.
Scalia, Scalia, Scalia, etc.
Pitches disses, instead of reason,
Disagreements with him — treats like treason.
That sore-losing, pompous Scalia.
The most odious person on that Court: