Archive for November, 2009

Testy Republicans

Monday, November 30th, 2009

By now you’ve surely heard about the GOP’s proposed conservative “purity test,” a ten-point litmus test advocated by James Bopp Jr. and others to weed out party “undesirables.”

Under this test (Reagan’s Unity Principle for Support of Candidates), if you’re not right-wing enough to pass muster on at least eight of ten position points, you forfeit RNC support.

How ironic and amusing that Ronald Reagan, the “purity test’s” namesake, couldn’t come close to passing it.

And that brings me to my latest double limerick:

Testy Republicans
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Some Republicans want to ensure
That all of its members are pure:
Wrong on 3 of 10 planks?
Then it’s “Sorry, no thanks,”
Cuz you’re lacking in wingnut allure.

So how odd that their “God” would not pass
This purity test — what a gas!
Reagan’s record is clear:
He would fail, were he here.
Yet he’s Prez nonpareil, under grass.

A Play About Vibrators?

Monday, November 23rd, 2009

Fraidy-Cat Republicans

Friday, November 20th, 2009

Bowing … And Scraping Bottom

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

Stupak Stupidity

Monday, November 16th, 2009

Larry King and Carrie Prejean — Not Headed To The Altar

Thursday, November 12th, 2009

Stewing Over Stupak

Wednesday, November 11th, 2009

Celebrating Sarah

Thursday, November 5th, 2009