Headline: “Trump Supporters Scammed By Novelty Items—‘Trump Bucks’—Advertised As Legal Tender”
Trump’s supporters are easily scammed. Flimflams flourish when Trumpers are spammed: Use his name or his pic On a product? They’re thick, So they’ll buy it… and Reason Be Damned!
This confession will make me look mad, But I simply can’t help being sad That a debt deal is close, Cuz it’s time for a dose Of the 14th Amendment. (My bad?)
Smart-Ass Ron: Had you asked someone sane About venues to launch your campaign, (S)he’d have warned “Do Not Do A Twitter Debut!” (Sound advice you’d have viewed with disdain.)
The 14th Amendment is clear, And the time to take action is here. Quash the “ceiling” charade: Our debts must be paid! Kick extortionist pols in the rear!
Four more years of a man who’s our bane? A man with a venomous brain? What’s the crux of the matter? Trump’s vile — a Mad Hatter! The GOP’s choice is insane!
Comer claims to have dirt on Joe Biden; An “informant,” he said, was providin’ The proof that he needs Of Biden’s misdeeds. Seems his make-believe source is in hidin’.
We the Dems must show full solidarity To counter the loathsome barbarity Of Republican stances, Whose fright’ning advances Account for this lack of hilarity.
The list of things now deemed taboo By Republicans grows right on cue: Sculpture, books, proven facts, Pills, and personal acts… Unless done by their guy: You Know Who!
Is anyone else feeling teased By Trumpian news? I’m displeased! Yes, there’s LOTS of excitement, But where’s the indictment? No perp walk? No plea? Not appeased!
“The former president suggested the riot could have been avoided if his vice president had cooperated in overturning the results”
As usual, Trump makes no sense And his distance from truth is immense. Who’s at fault for Jan. 6? Here’s the “culprit” Trump picks: He’s now blaming the violence on Pence.
I am planning a huge celebration, Which will feature great food and libation. The date’s still not set, But I’m hosting my fête On the day of Trump’s freedom cessation.
Most constituents sigh, whine, and grouse About Santos, a villainous louse. He’s a con-artist worm Who should serve a long term In a JAILHOUSE and NOT in the House.
Republican pols love to cloak Their meanness by calling things “woke.” Well if showing awareness Of blatant unfairness Is “woke,” we should ALL be woke folk.
My last Trump limerick of the year. (I hope it isn’t unduly optimistic.)
When Trump is at long last arrested, Will he fin’ly acknowledge he’s bested And surrender with grace And a smile on his face? Ha, he’ll protest with falsehoods time-tested.
While I try to avoid TruthSocial, I enjoyed this article in, of all places, the NYPost, mocking Trump’s Christmas message. Reading it even inspired me to write this limerick:
Having failed in his goal to destroy us, Trump’s reduced to a pest who’d annoy us. Flinging insults galore In each TruthSocial snore, That poor slob doesn’t sound all that joyous!
Many folks have a shocking capacity For deception and lies — sheer mendacity. They will lie to the max, Spurring violent attacks On those guilty of naught but veracity.
*****
When mendacity replaces veracity, sorry state indeed.
Pending Celebration (Limerick)
Tuesday, March 14th, 2023I am planning a huge celebration,
Which will feature great food and libation.
The date’s still not set,
But I’m hosting my fête
On the day of Trump’s freedom cessation.
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