Archive for the ‘Republicans Humor’ Category
Saturday, August 18th, 2018
Headline: “White House Counsel Has Cooperated Extensively With Mueller’s Obstruction Inquiry”
When the Russia probe shit hits the fan,
The fallout won’t land on McGahn.
No he won’t take the fall;
He’s been giving his all
To assisting Bob Mueller. Smart man!
Tags: Don McGahn, Donald Trump, King Kong, Obstruction Of Justice, Robert Mueller, Russia Collusion, Russia Investigation, Russia Probe, Trump Collusion
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Saturday, August 18th, 2018
Headline: “Brennan Says Trump Is ‘Drunk on Power’”
Donald Trump wants his critics to cower,
So he punishes them with a glower.
Since his only concern
Is himself, he will spurn
All restraint, for he’s dead drunk on power.
Tags: Donald Trump, John Brennan, Security Clearances
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Friday, August 17th, 2018
No parade for the Donald! How SAD!
And needless to say, the man’s mad;
He’d looked forward to riding
A tank and presiding
In autocrat fashion … like Vlad.
Tags: Autocrat Humor, DC Parade, Donald Trump, Military, Military Parade, Parade Cancelled
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Monday, August 13th, 2018
Trump made FALSE claims of taping, with drama,
Feigning grievance from fake spy-claim trauma.
But he’s now in bad shape
Cuz his CRONIES have tape.
Seems the only NON-taper’s Obama.
Tags: Barack Obama, Donald Trump, False Accusations, Michael Cohen, Omarosa, Omarosa Manigault, Spying Humor, Tape Humor
Posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | No Comments »
Friday, August 10th, 2018
Omarosa, I’d love to believe
All your claims about Trump, but I grieve,
Cuz as much as they sound
Like the Donald, I’m bound
To discount them; like Trump, you deceive.
Tags: Book Humor, Donald Trump, Omarosa, Omarosa Manigault, Unhinged
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Thursday, August 9th, 2018
Headline: “Melania Trump’s Parents Become U.S. Citizens, Using ‘Chain Migration’ Trump Hates”
The Donald condemns “chain migration”
To enthused and extended ovation.
Yet his wife seems quite pleased
To exploit it. It eased
Her mom and dad’s path to our nation.
Tags: Amalija Knavs, Chain Migration, Donald Trump, Immigration Reform, Melania Trump, Viktor Knavs
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Immigration Reform, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | No Comments »
Thursday, August 9th, 2018
Headline: “Media boost security as Trump ramps up ‘enemy’ rhetoric”
When the media covers Trump rallies,
It’s as risky as ent’ring dark allies.
Donald’s shown us his cards,
So the press now needs guards
Due to menacing crowds and threat tallies.
Tags: Donald Trump, Enemy Of The People, Mainstream Media, Media, Media Bashing, Trump Rallies
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | No Comments »
Thursday, August 9th, 2018
Headline: “4 signs of a blue wave from Election Day: Republicans should be running scared”
Most Republican leaders see Trump
As creating a GOP slump.
But not Donald! He’ll brag
And pretend the “Trump drag”
Is “fake news,” as our “blue wave” odds jump.
Tags: Blue Wave, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Red Wave, Republican Leaders, Trump Drag
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | No Comments »
Wednesday, August 8th, 2018
Headline: “New York Republican Rep. Chris Collins indicted on insider trading charges”
Chris Collins is under arrest
For fraud and false statements. Obsessed
With great greed, Chris misleads,
Commits crimes and misdeeds,
As he does what his party does best.
Tags: Chris Collins, Congressional Republicans, Congressman Collins, Crime, False Statements, Fraud, House Republicans, Insider Trading, New York Republican, Securities Fraud, Wire Fraud
Posted in Crime, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | No Comments »
Wednesday, August 8th, 2018
Mike Pence’s hypocrisy cries out for a limerick:
Vice President Mike Pence once argued the president of the United States should be held to the highest moral standards to determine whether he should resign or be removed from office.”
Pence made the argument in two columns in the late 1990s, where he wrote that then-President Bill Clinton’s admission of an affair with a White House intern and prior lies to the public about the matter, possibly under oath, meant Clinton should be removed from office.
When Bill Clinton was Prez, Pence decried
And denounced Bill’s affairs. How he tried
To get Clinton expelled.
But such quibbles seem quelled;
He’s Trump’s VEEP now, so standards have died.
Tags: Bill Clinton, Clinton Impeachment, Donald Trump, Impeachment, Mike Pence, Morality Humor, Republican Hypocrisy
Posted in Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Hypocrisy Humor, Impeachment Humor, Mike Pence, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | No Comments »
Tuesday, August 7th, 2018
The Manafort trial’s underway,
With evidence damning. Hooray!
So will Paul cop a plea
And cooperate? Gee,
I’ll bet Donald is praying for “nay.”
Tags: Criminal Trials, Donald Trump, Paul Manafort, Plea Bargains
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | No Comments »
Monday, August 6th, 2018
White House briefings don’t give us the news.
No instead they spread self-serving views
And start lie-fest infernos.
They demonize journos.
Why attend them? The press should refuse.
Tags: Donald Trump, Journalists, Journos, Media Bashing, Media Humor, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, White House, White House Briefings
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Friday, August 3rd, 2018
Donald’s lawyer is rather a cut up,
Saying Mueller should “put up or shut up.”
While Rudy tells lies and lets loose,
Mueller quietly tightens the noose.
*****
Stop trying to peddle
the weasel-word “meddle.”
‘Twas a Russian attack,
so soft-ped’ling it’s whack.
*****
Tags: Election 2016, Election Collusion, Meddling, Robert Mueller, Rudy Giuliani, Russia, Russia Collusion, Russia Investigation, Russia Probe
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Rudy Giuliani | No Comments »
Wednesday, August 1st, 2018
Headline: “Trump appears not to understand grocery shopping in latest push for voter ID laws”
Oh where is my photo I.D.?
I need to buy food. Woe is me!
It’s missing, so now
I can’t buy any chow
Says the Donald. (Not even fresh brie?)
Tags: Donald Trump, Grocery Shopping, Photo I.D., Voter ID
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Tuesday, July 31st, 2018
It’s hot as I walk down the street,
And I really can’t take all this heat.
But reciting this phrase
Helps cure my malaise:
“The heat’s after Trump.” (Rinse, repeat.)
Tags: Conspiracy, Donald Trump, Robert Mueller, Russia Collusion, Trump Collusion
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Sunday, July 29th, 2018
Trump Tweet: “I would be willing to “shut down” government if the Democrats do not give us the votes for Border Security, which includes the Wall! Must get rid of Lottery, Catch & Release etc. and finally go to system of Immigration based on MERIT! We need great people coming into our Country!”
Watch Donald on Twitter cavort,
As he tortures his party for sport:
Fully fund my great wall
Or I’ll close you down. All
Will go dark. Then I’ll see you in court.
Tags: Border Wall, Donald Trump, Government Shutdown, Immigration Reform, Mexico, Trump Tantrum, WALL
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Immigration Reform, Mexico Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | No Comments »
Tuesday, July 24th, 2018
Headline: “Kremlin: Russia not ready to accept Trump invite to Washington”
Over hosting old Vlad, Trump’s been heady.
But the Kremlin says Putin’s not ready
To say “Da” to a visit.
A diss? Ain’t it, is it?
Poor Trump hoped the two would go steady.
Tags: Donald Trump, Putin, Putin Humor, Vladimir Putin, White House
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, Vladimir Putin, White House | No Comments »
Tuesday, July 24th, 2018
Headline: “Ivanka Trump’s fashion company is shutting down”
Ivanka is dumping her brand.
Her fashion line’s gone, staffers canned.
Now if only the same
Could be said of the blame-
Shifting man who’s destroying our land.
Tags: Fashion, Ivanka Trump, Ivanka's Fashion Line
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Tuesday, July 24th, 2018
Flinging insults, Trump loves passing blame;
Coining nicknames, a favorite game.
But he just got a drubbing
From Waters, who’s dubbing
Him “Putin’s Apprentice.” Apt name!
Tags: Donald Trump, Maxine Waters, Putin's Apprentice
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Monday, July 23rd, 2018
Want to keep your security clearance?
Donald’s rule shall require adherence:
Swear you’re loy’l to Trump’s Being,
Or else you risk seeing
Your clearance’s swift disappearance.
Tags: Donald Trump, National Security Humor, Security Clearance
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, National Security Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | No Comments »
