Archive for the ‘Republicans Humor’ Category
Tuesday, October 29th, 2024
“Stay on message,” Trump’s people advise.
But its essence is hatred and lies.
It’s divisive and crude,
Racist, fascist, and lewd–
A clear message sane folks should despise.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Crudeness, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Fascism, GOP Lies, Harris, Kamala Harris, Racism, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump Lies, Trump Message
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Kamala Harris, Political Limericks, Racism Limerick, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on Trump’s Message (Limerick)
Wednesday, October 9th, 2024
The Donald faults China and trade.
“Huge tariffs,” he cries, “must be paid.”
“They steal jobs from our nation,”
He rants to ovation.
But THAT’s where Trump’s Bibles are made.
No, I am NOT making this up. Here’s a quote from CBS News:
“Thousands of Donald Trump’s “God Bless the USA” Bibles — sold for $59.99 each — were printed in a country that the former president has frequently accused of engaging in unfair trade practices and stealing American jobs: China.”
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, China, China Tariffs, China Trade, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Jobs, Republicans Humor, Tariffs, Trade Limerick, Trade Wars, Trump, Trump Bibles, Trump Hypocrisy
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Tuesday, October 8th, 2024
My latest 3-verse limerick was inspired by a CNN article that included this paragraph: “Roberts was shaken by the adverse public reaction to his decision affording Trump substantial immunity from criminal prosecution. His protestations that the case concerned the presidency, not Trump, held little currency.”
Poor John Roberts is in a deep funk;
His beloved court’s stature has shrunk.
And it’s largely his fault
For harsh rulings that halt
Basic rights. He’s a punk and a skunk.
About justice his court doesn’t care.
There’s no effort to ever be fair.
It treats stare decisis
Like trash. We’ve a crisis;
Sound rulings are brutally rare!
So if Roberts is sad, fine by me!
For the court must be changed. You agree?
Then be sure to vote Dem.
No more hawing. Don’t hem!
It’s the one way to stem the debris.
Tags: Abortion Rights, Bill Of Rights, Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Constitution, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Insurrection, January 6, John Roberts, Justice Department, Justice John Roberts, Precedent, Republicans Humor, Stare Decisis, Supreme Court, Trump
Posted in Abortion Rights, Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Democracy Humor, Democrats Humor, Democrats Satire, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Kamala Harris, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court, Trump | Comments Off on Our Supreme Problem (3-Verse Limerick)
Wednesday, July 31st, 2024
ABC News Headline: “Donald Trump says Kamala Harris, who’s married to a Jewish man, ‘doesn’t like Jewish people'”
Don-OLD falsely asserts that our VEEP
“Doesn’t like Jewish people.” That creep
Knows full well Doug (her spouse)
Is a Jew. Trump’s a louse
And a felon. The man’s full of… BLEEP!
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Doug Emhoff, Election Humor, Election Satire, Kamala Harris, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Anti-Semitism, Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Kamala Harris, Political Limericks, Political Speeches, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Religious Satire, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on More Trump Lies (Limerick)
Saturday, July 27th, 2024
Donald Trump made an error he rues:
Using age as a way to abuse
And disparage Joe Biden.
Now folks are deridin’
Poor Don-OLD as old. Hence his blues!
Tags: Ageism, Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, GOP Humor, GOP Hypocrisy, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Ageism Humor, Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on Just Deserts For Donald Trump (Limerick)
Saturday, July 20th, 2024
Please don’t fall for the GOP lies
About “unity.” Buyer be wise!
It does have a nice ring,
But their “unity” thing
Just applies to straight, white, Christian guys!
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, GOP Lies, Republican Lies, Republicans Humor, Trump, Unity
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on Unity Rubbish (Limerick)
Thursday, May 16th, 2024
Washington Post Headline: “Republicans flock to court to ‘kiss the ring’ during Trump criminal trial”
GOPers are flocking to court
To kiss Donald’s rump and help thwart
New York’s efforts to try
Donald Trump. (He’s their guy!)
And to truth, law, and justice distort.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Court Limerick, Crime Limerick, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, GOP Hypocrisy, GOP Lies, Justice Limerick, Legal Limerick, New York Limerick, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump Limerick
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Law Satire, New York Politics, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on GOPers Court Trump At Court (Limerick)
Tuesday, January 2nd, 2024
Ruthless Trump lies and spews
Countless gripes that are groundless.
His fans buy his “truths.”
Their naivety’s boundless!
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on Trump Quatrain
Wednesday, November 29th, 2023
Heartless GOP pols keep expounding
On the “evils of wokeness,” confounding
All the fine, humane folk
Who remain proudly woke–
Social justice awareness abounding.
Tags: GOP Humor, GOP Limerick, Injustice, Republicans Humor, Republicans Limerick, Social Justice, Woke Humor, Woke Limerick, Wokeness, Wokeness Humor, Wokeness Limerick
Posted in GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Hooray For Wokeness (Limerick)
Friday, October 20th, 2023
The House GOP is a mess.
And it seems to be anyone’s guess
When they’ll fin’lly elect
A new Speaker. They’re wrecked!
Is it glee you detect? Oh my, yes!
Tags: Congress Humor, Congress Satire, Coup, Freedom Caucus, House Humor, House Limerick, House Satire, Insurrection, James Jordan, January 6, Jim Jordan, Kevin McCarthy, Matt Gaetz, Speaker Humor, Speaker Of The House, Speakership, Steve Scalise
Posted in Congress Humor, Election Satire, GOP Humor, House Satire, Kevin McCarthy, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Still Munching On Popcorn (Limerick)
Monday, October 2nd, 2023
The long-looming motion by Gaetz,
Meant to toss out the Speaker he hates,
Has fin’lly been filed.
So McCarthy is riled
And heated arm-twisting awaits.
Tags: GOP Humor, House Republicans, House Speaker, Kevin McCarthy, Matt Gaetz, Speaker Of The House
Posted in Congress Humor, GOP Humor, House Satire, Kevin McCarthy, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Matt Gaetz v. Speaker McCarthy
Sunday, September 24th, 2023
By now, you’ve surely heard about Lauren Boebert’s Beetlejuice “performance.” Here’s an entertaining column about Boebert somehow managing to outdo herself in the indecency department.
And here’s my latest limerick:
“Pious” Boebert’s well-known for her rudeness,
Even crudeness (though surely not shrewdness.)
Her vulgar display
At a play made my day:
An infamous “born-again” lewdness.
Tags: Beetlejuice, Broadway Touring Company, Colorado, Congressional Republicans, House Humor, House Republicans, House Satire, Lauren Boebert, Lewdness, Public Indecency, Vaping
Posted in Congress Humor, GOP Humor, House Satire, Hypocrisy Humor, Political Limericks, Religious Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Boebert’s Juicy Display (Limerick)
Saturday, September 23rd, 2023
Dear Kevin, a Speaker must lead
And inspire; not meekly accede
To demands from a few
Nihilist loons. You shall rue
Selling out to a crew with no creed.
Tags: Federal Government, Government Default, Government Services, Government Shutdown, House Humor, House Limerick, Kevin McCarthy, Speaker, Speaker Of The House, Speakership
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Friday, September 15th, 2023
Though Donald, whose falsehoods are chronic,
May not think of his speech as ironic,
The irony’s clear
In a phrase he holds dear:
“To be honest.” (It’s also demonic.)
Tags: Donald Trump, Irony, Trump Lies
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on The Former Liar-In-Chief (Limerick)
Thursday, June 22nd, 2023
Headline: “House GOP votes to censure Schiff over role in Trump investigations”
Adam Schiff has been censured? So what!
It’s hardly a kick in the gut
To be savaged by asses
Who lie to the masses
To placate a traitorous nut!
Tags: Adam Schiff, Censure, Donald Trump, Ethics, Hypocrisy, Impeachment, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Congress Humor, Donald Trump, House Satire, Hypocrisy Humor, Impeachment Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Adam Schiff
Tuesday, May 30th, 2023
Headline: “Trump Supporters Scammed By Novelty Items—‘Trump Bucks’—Advertised As Legal Tender”
Trump’s supporters are easily scammed.
Flimflams flourish when Trumpers are spammed:
Use his name or his pic
On a product? They’re thick,
So they’ll buy it… and Reason Be Damned!
Tags: Donald Trump, Donation Scams, Grifters, Republicans Humor, Scam Limerick, Scams, Trump, Trump Base, Trump Bucks
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on Trump Supporters Scammed Yet Again (Limerick)
Monday, May 29th, 2023
This confession will make me look mad,
But I simply can’t help being sad
That a debt deal is close,
Cuz it’s time for a dose
Of the 14th Amendment. (My bad?)
Tags: 14th Amendment, 50-50 Senate, Biden Limerick, Chuck Schumer, Constitution Verse, Debt Ceiling, Federal Budget, Federal Debt, Federal Default, Finance Limerick, Kevin McCarthy, Legislation Limerick, Mitch McConnell, Republicans Humor, Trump, U.S. Constitution
Posted in Charles Schumer, Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Economy Humor, Fiscal Policy, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Kevin McCarthy, Mitch McConnell, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Republicans Humor, Tax & Budget Humor | Comments Off on Deal? Or NO Deal? (Limerick)
Thursday, May 25th, 2023
“DeSantis debacle: Twitter Spaces presidential announcement marred by technical problems.”
Smart-Ass Ron: Had you asked someone sane
About venues to launch your campaign,
(S)he’d have warned “Do Not Do
A Twitter Debut!”
(Sound advice you’d have viewed with disdain.)
Tags: Campaign 2024, Campaign Satire, DeSantis, Election 2024, Election Humor, Election Satire, Elon Musk, Governor DeSantis, Musk, Presidential Campaign Humor, Ron DeSantis, Twitter, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limericks, Twitter Spaces
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Election 2024, Election Satire, Florida, Florida Humor, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Smart-Ass DeSantis
Tuesday, May 23rd, 2023
The 14th Amendment is clear,
And the time to take action is here.
Quash the “ceiling” charade:
Our debts must be paid!
Kick extortionist pols in the rear!
Tags: 14th Amendment, Biden, Biden Limerick, Budget Cuts, Constitution, Constitution Verse, Debt Ceiling, Joe Biden, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Legal Humor, Legal Satire, Republicans Humor, U.S. Constitution
Posted in Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Economy Humor, Fiscal Policy, GOP Humor, House Satire, Joe Biden, Kevin McCarthy, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Mitch McConnell, Money & Finance Humor, Money And Finance Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Senate Satire, Tax & Budget Humor, White House | Comments Off on Open Limerick To Joe Biden
Tuesday, May 16th, 2023
Four more years of a man who’s our bane?
A man with a venomous brain?
What’s the crux of the matter?
Trump’s vile — a Mad Hatter!
The GOP’s choice is insane!
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on Yet Another Trump Limerick