Archive for the ‘Republicans Humor’ Category
Monday, April 15th, 2019
Apparently, Trump is all-knowing;
“I’m an expert,” he’s constantly crowing.
Be it fires or war,
Don’t ask pros; Trump knows more!
For the Donald’s sole gift is horn-blowing.
Tags: Fire-Fighting, France, Notre-Dame, Trump
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Monday, April 15th, 2019
Headline: “Mueller Report Coming on Thursday”
Though the “Mueller Report” soon’s a-coming,
Many Sharpies are busily humming
With redactions galore;
A “blackwash” full-bore!
Thanks to Barr, through a sham we’ll be thumbing.
Tags: AG Barr, Bill Barr, Donald Trump, Justice Department, Justice Dept, Mueller Report, William Barr
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Sunday, April 14th, 2019
Dear Bill Barr, you have gone very far,
And your rep once was well above par.
But like most who have deigned
To join Trump, you’ve been stained;
Tainted, marred by a sycophant’s scar.
Tags: AG Barr, Bill Barr, Donald Trump, Justice Department, Justice Dept, Mueller Report, William Barr
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Friday, April 12th, 2019
There’s a Mike Pence/Pete Buttigieg feud
Cuz the Veep is an anti-gay dude,
Who pretends to be pious
To justify bias…
As he praises a Prez, crude and lewd.
Tags: Donald Trump, Mike Pence, Pete Buttigieg
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Friday, April 12th, 2019
Headline: “Roger Stone’s woes: He’s broke. Donald Trump doesn’t call. And his wife broke her ankle.”
Poor Roger — he claims that he’s broke.
Are we s’posed to feel bad for that bloke?
He’s been gagged and is under
Indictment; his blunder
Is breaking the law. What a joke!
Roger Stone also whines that he misses
Good pal Donald. (No calls, hugs, or kisses?)
What a horror he paints;
Roger’s full of complaints.
But I find it quite easy to diss his.
Tags: Donald Trump, Roger Stone
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Tuesday, April 9th, 2019
Headline: “Trump Says the U.S. Is ‘Full.’ Much of the Nation Has the Opposite Problem.”
Says the Donald, the U.S. is “full!”
As always, Trump’s trying to pull
A fast one, to stir
Up his base and deter
Immigration — Trump’s typical bull.
Tags: Border Wall, Donald Trump, Homeland Security, Immigration
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Monday, April 8th, 2019
Donald’s infamous Child-Caging Queen
Has been fired by Trump. Some might glean
That the caging is why
She’s been dumped, but (oh, my!)
Seems the Sec’s insufficiently mean.
Tags: Homeland Security, Immigration, Immigration Humor, Kirstjen Nielsen
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Tuesday, April 2nd, 2019
New York Magazine Headline: “Trump Aides Fear He Is Overselling His ‘Exoneration’”
Trump lies, as he brags to our nation
That he’s gotten complete vindication
From the Mueller Report,
While some staffers exhort:
Don’t distort please, in worried frustration.
Tags: Collusion, Donald Trump, Exoneration, Mueller Report, Obstruction Of Justice, Robert Mueller, Russia Collusion, Russia Probe
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Monday, April 1st, 2019
I have failed, despite numerous tries
To concoct some good holiday lies
For April the First.
But with Donald we’re cursed,
And the President’s lies take the prize.
Tags: April Fools' Day, Donald Trump
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Thursday, March 28th, 2019
Pre-existing conditions protection
Is, to Donald, an evil infection;
Any “Kenyan’s” creation
Is bad for our nation.
All Obama erected? Ejection!
Tags: Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Healthcare, Kenya, Obamacare, Pre-Existing Conditions
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Thursday, March 28th, 2019
I don’t care if it sounds like I’m chiding;
The principle’s clear, overriding:
We’ve a strong need-to-know
All that Mueller can show.
What are Donald and William Barr hiding?
Tags: Donald Trump, Mueller Report, Robert Mueller, William Barr
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Thursday, March 28th, 2019
Eric Boehlert on Twitter: “the press is now doing postmortems on the Mueller Report, which they haven’t read.”
Dear press, do not do a postmortem
On the Mueller Report. Please abort ’em.
It’s unseen and unread,
So you can’t put to bed
Or assess it. Don’t write or report ’em.
Tags: Donald Trump, Journalism Humor, Mainstream Media, Media Humor, Mueller Report, Press, Robert Mueller
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Thursday, March 28th, 2019
Headline: “Schiff smacks back at Republicans calling for him to resign”
Chairman Schiff’s under heavy attack
By many a Trump-ally hack;
From the truth they all travel
To yell: Yield the gavel!
But they’re trumped by his data-filled whack.
Tags: Adam Schiff, Donald Trump, Mueller Report, Robert Mueller, William Barr
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Tuesday, March 26th, 2019
Headline: “Trump tweets in official capacity, but blocking users is a personal matter, DOJ argues in court”
Up is down.
Black is white.
A smile’s a frown.
Please, please indict!
Tags: Donald Trump, Social Media Humor, Social Media Poetry, Twitter Humor
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Monday, March 25th, 2019
William Barr is as sleazy as Bork.
(His tongue has been pierced by a fork.)
Donald got what he bought.
Let’s just hope that he’s caught
By the courts in the State of New York.
Tags: Bob Mueller, Donald Trump, Robert Mueller, William Barr
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Thursday, March 21st, 2019
Headline: “Trump Brought TMZ Politics to Washington”
When Trump went from prez-nominee
To our president, most hoped he’d be
A new man; changed, matured
By the job he’d secured.
But it’s Donald who’s altered DC.
Tags: Donald Trump, Media, TMZ
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Thursday, March 21st, 2019
Donald’s John McCain smears are obscene,
And pettiness spews from his spleen.
Yet few GOPers
Denounce him, as fleers
From decency sink to his mean.
Tags: Donald Trump, John McCain
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Tuesday, March 12th, 2019
CNN Headline: “Nancy Pelosi: ‘I’m not for impeachment,’ slams Trump as ‘not worth it'”
That diss! How did Nancy unearth it?
It’s the ultimate slam! Did she birth it?
Despite fervent beseeching,
She’s anti-impeaching.
Her reason? Trump just is “not worth it.”
Tags: Donald Trump, Impeachment, Nancy Pelosi, Trump Impeachment
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Sunday, March 10th, 2019
You’ve decided it’s time to commit
To golfing. Your goal? Getting fit.
But is golf the right fix?
Take a look at Trump pics.
I suspect playing golf isn’t it.
Tags: Donald Trump, Golf Humor, Health, Health Humor
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
