Archive for the ‘Republicans Humor’ Category
Monday, January 26th, 2026
The law is our friend. How I miss it!
I remember when actions illicit
Weren’t taken each day:
Trump decrees; fiends obey.
Law’s their prey, so they slay as they diss it.
Tags: Courts, Donald Trump, Federal Courts, Law Limerick, Law Satire, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court, Trump, Trump Lies, White House
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Friday, January 23rd, 2026
Trump’s behavior is widely deplored.
Yet his wrongdoing’s largely ignored
By Republican pols
Who are vile wind-up dolls.
They’re the reason our nation’s unmoored.
Tags: Donald Trump, Election Humor, GOP Pols, Republican Pols, Republicans Humor, Trump Enablers
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, House Satire, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Senate Satire, Trump, White House | No Comments »
Friday, December 5th, 2025
It’s no secret: The Donald’s long yearned
For the Peace Prize, an honor unearned.
Seems Nobel’s prize committee
Agrees that Trump’s shitty.
So Donald was rightfully spurned.
But that ISN’T the end of the story,
For there’s NO quenching Trump’s thirst for glory.
That’s where FIFA comes in:
Hands a fake “peace prize” win
To a brute who loves waging outlawry.
*********************
Bigly Trump Honor:
FIFA invents a “peace prize”
for needy Donald.
Tags: FIFA, FIFA Peace Prize, Nobel Committee, Nobel Peace Prize, Political Satire, Trump Crimes, Trump Haiku, Trump Lies, Trump Limerick, Trump Satire, Trump Senryu
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Sunday, November 30th, 2025
I hear tell that it’s healthy and sage
To be sanguine, no matter your age.
But sanguineous Trump
Turned me into a grump,
So I often turn reddish with rage.
Tags: Mental Health, Political Humor, Political Limerick, Political Satire, Trump Humor, Trump Limerick
Posted in Constitution Humor, Democracy Humor, Donald Trump, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | 1 Comment »
Friday, November 28th, 2025
Trump’s very angry about this New York Times article: “Shorter Days, Signs of Fatigue: Trump Faces Realities of Aging in Office.” Hence this limerick:
The FAKE NEWS falsely claims that I’m aging!
I’m so youthful, that lie is enraging.
My stamina’s great,
My brain is first-rate,
And I’m virile, so brace for rampaging.
And here’s a story about Trump’s reaction to the NYT article.
Tags: Aging Limerick, Donald Trump, Health Humor, Media Bashing, Media Humor, Media Limerick, Media Satire, New York Times, Trump
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Friday, October 31st, 2025
Is there anything Donald can’t do?
Seems the Senate and House won’t say “Boo.”
And permissive Supremes
Keep fulfilling his dreams;
Willing allies in Donald Trump’s coup.
Tags: Constitution Verse, Democracy Verse, Donald Trump, GOP Hypocrisy, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Congress Humor, Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Democracy Humor, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, House Satire, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court, Trump | No Comments »
Monday, September 22nd, 2025
My political views are quite strong.
Many share them. (Some rant that I’m wrong.)
I use verse (mostly light)
To express them. Our plight
Is so grim, we need grins (or a bong.)
Tags: GOP, Political Humor, Political Writing, Republicans, Trump
Posted in Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Democracy Humor, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Humor Writing, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on One Reason I Write (Limerick)
Monday, August 11th, 2025
Washington Post Headline: “New chatbot on Trump’s Truth Social platform keeps contradicting him
An ‘answer engine’ on Trump’s social media site says the 2020 election wasn’t stolen, tariffs aren’t boosting the stock market and Barack Obama is seen favorably.”
Truth Social’s confusing Trump’s base;
Valid facts somehow entered its space:
Seems its chatbot AI’s
Been replacing some lies
With the truths Trump would rather erase.
Election fraud, tariffs, and crime?
Ask the chatbot, and most of the time
It rebuts Donald’s view.
So will Donald Trump sue
His own site? Trump v. Bot! How sublime!
Tags: Campaign Satire, ChatBots, Donald Trump, Election Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Humor, Tariff Humor, Trump, Trump Lies
Posted in Barack Obama, Crime, Donald Trump, Money & Finance Humor, Money And Finance Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, RNC Humor, Social Media Satire, Stock Market Humor, Technology Humor, Trump | Comments Off on Trump’s Tattletale Chatbot (2-Verse Limerick)
Tuesday, July 15th, 2025
Trump abuses our migrants with ease.
It seems no one can stop that damn sleaze.
Please affirm you agree
That how cool it would be
To deport Donald Trump overseas.
Tags: Crime Limerick, Donald Trump, Immigration, Immigration Reform, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Immigration Reform, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on Fantasy Limerick
Thursday, July 3rd, 2025
Donald’s Big Ugly Bill has been passed.
The calamitous die has been cast.
Enough holdouts caved in
To this national sin,
So the suff’ring to come shall be vast.
Tags: Big Beautiful Bill, Big Ugly Bill, BigBeautifulBill, BigUglyBill, Donald Trump, MAGA, Politics, Republicans Humor, Resist, Trump, US Politics
Posted in Congress Humor, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, House Satire, Law Satire, Legislation Humor, Money & Finance Humor, Money And Finance Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Senate Satire, Tax & Budget Humor, Trump | Comments Off on Trump’s “Big Ugly Bill” (Limerick)
Thursday, June 5th, 2025
Musk and Trump have transitioned to feuding,
After months (if not years) of colluding.
I’ll admit (truth be told)
That it’s fun to behold
That vile duo’s joint shitshow concluding.
Tags: BBB, Big Beautiful Bill, Doge, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump Musk Feud, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limerick, X Humor
Posted in GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on Musk v. Trump (Limerick)
Thursday, May 29th, 2025
Though it feels like our nation’s degraded,
Don’t give up! Please try NOT to be jaded.
Our great battle’s not lost!
We must fight at all cost!
TACO Trump should in hell be paraded!
Tags: Constitution Verse, Democracy, Donald Trump, Politics Limericks, Republicans Humor, Resist, Saving Democracy, Trump, U.S. Constitution, USPOL, USPolitics
Posted in Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Democracy Humor, Democrats Satire, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on Limerick Pep Talk
Thursday, May 29th, 2025
Donald’s reign is far worse than a glitch!
We must NOT just complain, “Life’s a bitch!”
He’s not stopped? Then we lose
All we’ve stood for. Don’t snooze
While Trump wrecks all he’s trying to ditch!
Tags: Donald Trump, Republicans Humor, TACO Trump, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on TACO TRUMP’S REIGN (Limerick)
Monday, May 5th, 2025
“Trump 2028″ apparel is now on sale at the Trump Organization’s online store. Is he really planning an unconstitutional run for a third term? Or is this just another of Trump’s money-making cons?
Will the Donald attempt a third term?
It’s illegal, most experts confirm.
But a mere thing like laws
Rarely gives Donald pause.
So expect a 4th run from that worm!
Tags: Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump 3rd Term, Trump Third Term
Posted in Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Democracy Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on King Con’s “Trump 2028” Merch (Limerick)
Sunday, April 27th, 2025
Precious freedom, alas, is at stake!
Dire jeopardy! Each day we wake
To more headlines that scare us,
As Trump seems to dare us
To dodge each malevolent quake.
Posted in Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Democracy Humor, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on Freedom Under Siege (Limerick)
Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
My great pride in our nation’s high station
Has sustained a substantial deflation
Caused by Trump and his cronies
Plus GOP phonies
Who’ve enabled Trump’s self-coronation.
Tags: Donald Trump, GOP Cowards, GOP Humor, GOP Hypocrisy, GOP Lies, Patriotism Humor, Republican Hypocrisy, Republican Lies, Republicans Limerick, Trump, Trump Lies
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Patriotism Poems, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on National Pride??? (Limerick)
Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
When I’m writing, I struggle to squeeze in
Lots of humor and wit and to season
All my poems with wordplay;
Perhaps absurd nerd-play.
I’ve failed? Donald’s treason’s the reason!
Tags: Donald Trump, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Democracy Humor, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Humor Writing, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on AWOL Wit? (Limerick)
Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
My dear Trump, it’s a shame you’re so boring;
Last night’s speech was the inverse of soaring!
Though your acts are unbound,
That dull, monotone sound
Sent a shit-load of viewers a-snoring.
Tags: Donald Trump, Republicans Humor, SOTU, Trump, Trump Speech, Trump Speeches
Posted in Donald Trump, Political Limericks, Political Speeches, Republicans Humor, Speeches Satire, Trump | Comments Off on An Open Limerick To Donald Trump
Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
A fractured nation
controlled by foul maniac;
Trump’s evil, unchecked.
A fractured nation
overtaken by evil,
as Putin’s Trump reigns.
A fractured nation
victimized by Trumpy myths
and cowardly pols.
A fractured nation–
Endangered Constitution–
The courts our last hope.
Tags: Constitution Verse, Donald Trump, Law Haiku, Law Satire, Political Haiku, Political Haiku & Senryu, Political Senryu, Putin Haiku, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court, Trump, Trump Haiku, U.S. Constitution
Posted in Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Donald Trump, Law Satire, News Haiku & Senryu, Political Haiku & Senryu, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court, Trump, Vladimir Putin | Comments Off on Four-Verse Trump Haiku
Monday, February 10th, 2025
Headline: “Trump Keeps Floating A Possible Third Term”
Trump is eyeing a THIRD term. (Big Sigh!)
Is it likely that Donald will try?
Experts deem it illegal,
But Trump thinks he’s regal–
That there’s nothing his power can’t buy.
Tags: Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump 3rd Term, Trump Third Term
Posted in Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on A Third Term For The Turd? (Limerick)
