Archive for June, 2021
Wednesday, June 30th, 2021
Headline: “New York Mayor’s Race in Chaos After Elections Board Counts 135,000 Test Ballots”
New York’s contest for mayor’s been thrown
Into chaos; its tally’s been blown
By The Board of Elections,
Whose ballot corrections
Will be tainted — the truth deemed unknown.
Tags: Board of Elections, Election Humor, New York City, New York City Board Of Elections, New York City Mayor, New York City Primary, New York Mayor, New York Primary, NYC Mayor Contest, NYC Mayor Race, NYC Primary, Ranked Choice Voting, Voting, Voting Humor, Voting Limerick, Voting Software, Voting Technology
Posted in Campaign Humor, Election Satire, New York Mayors, New York Politics, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire | Comments Off on NYC’s Board Of Elections Blows It Again (Limerick)
Monday, June 28th, 2021
Headline: “Trump’s revenge tour begins with eyes on one Ohio Republican”
Boorish Trump’s seeking vengeance on tour.
His goal? Instill fear and ensure
That the pols who defied him
And dare to deride him
Are shunned, cast aside like manure.
Tags: Donald Trump, Trump Rallies, Trump Rally, Trump Revenge Tour
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Trump’s Revenge Tour (Limerick)
Wednesday, June 23rd, 2021
Opinion Headline: “Joe Manchin’s ‘help wanted’ ad: 10 reasonable Republicans”
Manchin’s quest is for something that’s rare:
10 Republicans, decent and fair.
While I wish Manchin luck
And admire his pluck,
He’ll be stuck in the muck of despair.
Tags: 50-50 Senate, Bipartisanship, Filibuster Humor, Filibusters, Joe Manchin
Posted in Election Satire, Filibuster Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Joe Manchin’s Quest (Limerick)
Tuesday, June 22nd, 2021
It’s Primary Day here, and so…
It is off to the polls we must go.
But these ballots are weird;
Far worse than I feared!
Ranked choice voting? I’d rather vote “NO!”
Tags: Election Humor, New York City, New York City Mayor, New York Primary, Ranked Choice Voting, Voting Humor
Posted in Election Satire, New York Mayors, New York Politics, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire | Comments Off on My Primary Problem (Limerick)
Saturday, June 19th, 2021
“Hey teach, why the day off from school
On Juneteenth? A new holiday’s cool!
But what does it mean?”
“I can’t tell you, Eugene.
If I do, I’ll be sacked. That’s the rule.”
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There are many Republican fans
Of “Critical Race Theory” bans.
It’s been outlawed in Texas,
A lunatic nexus…
Filled with folks who hate blacks, gays, and trans.
Tags: Critical Race Theory, Education Humor, Education Satire, Racism, Racism Humor
Posted in Education Limerick, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Racism Limerick, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Two “Critical Race Theory” Limericks
Tuesday, June 8th, 2021
To this headline, an “OY!” and a limerick: “Donald Trump To Go On Speaking Tour With Bill O’Reilly To Talk Up His Presidency”
Two fellows, each one a big boor,
Have announced their December joint tour.
It’s O’Reilly and Trump;
Each speaker, a grump,
A liar, a letch, and a snore.
Tags: Bill O'Reilly, Donald Trump, Speaking Tour
Posted in Bill O'Reilly, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on The Boor Tour (Limerick)
Sunday, June 6th, 2021
Headline: “Fox News’ Chris Wallace Confronts Joe Manchin Over ‘Being Naive’ About Bipartisan Cooperation”
How can Manchin remain so deluded?
Were he lucid, he SHOULD have concluded
That bipartisanship
Is a fantasy trip
That will leave Biden’s vision denuded.
Tags: 50-50 Senate, Bipartisanship, Filibuster Humor, Filibusters, Joe Biden, Joe Manchin
Posted in Filibuster Humor, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Joe Manchin’s Fantasy (Limerick)
Thursday, June 3rd, 2021
Reinstatement will happen this year
In August, claims Trump. So I fear
That derangement won’t end
And our nation can’t mend
While treachery’s still his career.
Tags: Donald Trump, Election Lies, Reinstatement, Trump Treachery
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Latest Lie (Limerick)
Wednesday, June 2nd, 2021
Our land’s in a terrible fix
When Republican Senators nix
A bipartisan group
Meant to get us the scoop
On what happened this year on 1/6.
Tags: 1/6 Commission, Bipartisan Commission, Capitol Assault, Donald Trump, Insurrection, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Our Nixed Commission Fix (Limerick)
Wednesday, June 2nd, 2021
Headline: “Trump blog page shuts down for good”
Big news: Seems the Donald has dumped
His new blog because int’rest has slumped.
Even fans found it boring.
(And some were caught snoring.)
It appears that the Donald’s been trumped.
Tags: Donald Trump, Social Media, Social Media Humor, Social Media Platform, Trump Blog
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, White House | Comments Off on Trumps Dog-GONE Blog (Limerick)
