Archive for the ‘Campaign Humor’ Category
Monday, August 7th, 2023
“Trump’s defense needs more time!” That’s the plea
From John Lauro, last week in DC.
But the judge should be tough,
Cuz oddly enough
John had time for “full Ginsburg” TV.
Tags: Constitution, Coup, Crime and Punishment, Crime Limerick, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election 2024, Election Humor, Insurrection, Jack Smith, January 6, John Lauro, Justice Department, Mike Pence, One/Six, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump Crimes, Trump Indictment, Trump Lies, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Crime, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Justice Department, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on Whining For Time (Limerick)
Thursday, May 25th, 2023
“DeSantis debacle: Twitter Spaces presidential announcement marred by technical problems.”
Smart-Ass Ron: Had you asked someone sane
About venues to launch your campaign,
(S)he’d have warned “Do Not Do
A Twitter Debut!”
(Sound advice you’d have viewed with disdain.)
Tags: Campaign 2024, Campaign Satire, DeSantis, Election 2024, Election Humor, Election Satire, Elon Musk, Governor DeSantis, Musk, Presidential Campaign Humor, Ron DeSantis, Twitter, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limericks, Twitter Spaces
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Election 2024, Election Satire, Florida, Florida Humor, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Smart-Ass DeSantis
Tuesday, May 16th, 2023
Four more years of a man who’s our bane?
A man with a venomous brain?
What’s the crux of the matter?
Trump’s vile — a Mad Hatter!
The GOP’s choice is insane!
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on Yet Another Trump Limerick
Sunday, November 27th, 2022
Donald’s run has been met with a shrug.
Will he fin’ly be squished like a bug?
He announced and was trounced
In reviews, soon pronounced
“Tired” news. Please indict that damn thug!
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Humor, Election Satire, Presidential Campaign Humor, Presidential Election, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on Trump’s Announcement Dud (Limerick)
Tuesday, November 15th, 2022
Donald thinks that his run’s a solution
To imminent crime-prosecution.
But indictments shall come,
And that law-breaking bum
Will be tried and soon face retribution.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Election2024, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump2024
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Crime, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on The Real Reason Trump’s Running Yet Again (Limerick)
Sunday, September 4th, 2022
When I ask myself, “How can it be
That no matter what Donald does, he
Somehow keeps a tight hold
On his fan base,” I’m told
That the answer’s a “huge BOOBOISIE.”
Tags: Booboisee, Booboisie, Donald Trump, Trump
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The Key To Trump’s “Success” (Limerick)
Wednesday, June 29th, 2022
Headline: “Pence: ‘We must not rest’ until abortion is outlawed in every state”
On One/Six, Pence behaved like a man;
He helped scuttle Trump’s scurrilous plan.
But enough with the praise!
Re abortion, he’d raze
Women’s rights with a nationwide ban.
Tags: 1/6 Commission, Abortion Rights, Capitol Assault, Capitol Building, Capitol Rioters, Choice, Coup, Dobbs, Dobbs v. Jackson, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Feminism, Feminist Limerick, Insurrection, Law Satire, Legal Verse, Mike Pence, Pro-Choice, Roe v. Wade, SCOTUS, Supreme Court, Trump Rally, Trump Riot, Vote, Voting
Posted in Abortion Rights, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, Feminism Humor, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Legal Limericks, Legislation Humor, Mike Pence, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Voting Satire, White House | Comments Off on Pence Ain’t A Saint (Limerick)
Saturday, January 15th, 2022
Here’s the hilarious (and true) inspiration for my latest limerick:
Headline: “Capitol rioters called Nancy Pelosi’s office looking for a ‘lost and found’ for items they left behind on January 6, according to Rep. Jamie Raskin”
With the Capitol Building defaced,
Some One/Sixers departed in haste.
I must ask: Were they stoned
When post-riot they phoned
Pelosi for stuff they’d misplaced?
Tags: 1/6 Commission, 1/6 Committee, 1/6/ Panel, Capitol Assault, Capitol Building, Capitol Rioters, Coup, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Insurrection, Jamie Raskin, Lost And Found, Nancy Pelosi, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Nancy Pelosi, Nancy Pelosi Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on A Riot Of A Story (Limerick)
Saturday, January 1st, 2022
A resolution
for GOPers to try:
Stop Being Such Dicks!
Nixing worthy laws
To preserve filibuster?
Hope for us busted.
Donald Trump invents
Conditional Endorsement:
“Avenge me, or else!”
Tags: American Politics Haiku, Conditional Endorsement, Disinformation Haiku, Donald Trump, Elections Haiku, Fake News Haiku, Filibuster Haiku, Filibuster Senryu, Haiku And Senryu, Political Senryu, Resolution Haiku, Revenge Haiku
Posted in Campaign Humor, Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Democracy Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, Filibuster Humor, GOP Humor, Political Haiku & Senryu, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House, Wingnuts | Comments Off on Political Haiku Trio 2
Thursday, November 4th, 2021
The shellacking the Dems got this week
Means they’re weak and need more than a tweak.
What they’re doing ain’t working.
Disaster is lurking!
If the Dems don’t shape up, I shall freak.
Tags: Budget Reconciliation, Build Back Better, Democratic Infighting, Election Humor, Election Losses, Election Satire, Negotiation Humor, Negotiation Limerick
Posted in Campaign Humor, Democrats Humor, Democrats Satire, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Dear Dems: DO Something! (Limerick)
Wednesday, July 21st, 2021
Headline: “McCarthy pulls his 5 GOP members from 1/6 committee after Pelosi rejects 2 of his picks”
When McCarthy named Jordan and Banks
To the One/Six Committee, “No thanks!”
Was the answer he got
And WANTED; his plot
Was to pull his five picks from the ranks.
Tags: 1/6 Commission, 1/6 Committee, Capitol Assault, Donald Trump, Insurrection, Jim Banks, Jim Jordan, Kevin McCarthy, Nancy Pelosi, One/Six Committee, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Kevin McCarthy, Nancy Pelosi, Nancy Pelosi Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Tuesday, July 6th, 2021
Headline: “GOP 2024 hopefuls face challenge: Not upsetting Trump”
“The Hill” tells us something we know
About GOP prez-hopefuls’ woe:
They must NOT rile the prickly
Ex-prez, yet act quickly.
Avoid venom from Trump? Ho, ho, ho!
Tags: Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Humor, Presidential Campaign Humor, Presidential Election 2024
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Republican Quandary (Limerick)
Wednesday, June 30th, 2021
Headline: “New York Mayor’s Race in Chaos After Elections Board Counts 135,000 Test Ballots”
New York’s contest for mayor’s been thrown
Into chaos; its tally’s been blown
By The Board of Elections,
Whose ballot corrections
Will be tainted — the truth deemed unknown.
Tags: Board of Elections, Election Humor, New York City, New York City Board Of Elections, New York City Mayor, New York City Primary, New York Mayor, New York Primary, NYC Mayor Contest, NYC Mayor Race, NYC Primary, Ranked Choice Voting, Voting, Voting Humor, Voting Limerick, Voting Software, Voting Technology
Posted in Campaign Humor, Election Satire, New York Mayors, New York Politics, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire | Comments Off on NYC’s Board Of Elections Blows It Again (Limerick)
Monday, June 28th, 2021
Headline: “Trump’s revenge tour begins with eyes on one Ohio Republican”
Boorish Trump’s seeking vengeance on tour.
His goal? Instill fear and ensure
That the pols who defied him
And dare to deride him
Are shunned, cast aside like manure.
Tags: Donald Trump, Trump Rallies, Trump Rally, Trump Revenge Tour
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Trump’s Revenge Tour (Limerick)
Monday, April 5th, 2021
Headline: “How Trump Steered Supporters Into Unwitting Donations”
Donald Trump raked in money; a mint
From his fans, who had nary a hint
Of the sums they had given.
To shock they were driven
By boxes (pre-checked) and small print.
Tags: Campaign Donations, Donald Trump, Donation Scams, Political Donations
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Donation Scam (Limerick)
Thursday, March 4th, 2021
“Republicans are sounding the alarm that his attempts to meddle in primaries could hurt the party’s efforts to win back the majority”
GOPers are worried and fretting;
They’re afraid that Trump’s meddling’s abetting
The Dems in the House.
For they bet on a louse,
Whose candidate picks have them sweating.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Primary Challenges
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on The Meddling “Former Guy” (Limerick)
Monday, February 15th, 2021
GOPers are weary and sick
Of defending that scurrilous Dick.
Yet they’re loath to abort
Their debased Trump support.
Are they cowards, or frauds? Take your pick!
Tags: Capitol Assault, Capitol Attack, Capitol Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Impeachment, Incitement, Insurrection, Joe Biden, MAGA, Mitch McConnell, Political Riots, Proud Boys, Trump Impeachment, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Mitch McConnell, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Obsequious Republicans (Limerick)
Monday, February 15th, 2021
Mitch is trying to have it both ways:
First he joins in the “Don’t Convict!” nays.
Then he spouts a critique
Of Trump’s actions, with pique.
For hypocrisy (rank!) he wants praise?
Tags: Capitol Assault, Capitol Attack, Capitol Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Impeachment, Incitement, Insurrection, Joe Biden, MAGA, Mitch McConnell, Political Riots, Proud Boys, Trump Impeachment, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Mitch McConnell, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Two-Faced Mitch (Limerick)
Sunday, February 14th, 2021
Trump’s acquittal by GOP wimps
Gave us more than a generous glimpse
At pols who enrolled
In the “Trump Cult” and sold
Off their souls; fawning wretches and simps!
Tags: Capitol Assault, Capitol Attack, Capitol Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Impeachment, Incitement, Insurrection, Joe Biden, MAGA, Political Riots, Proud Boys, Trump Impeachment, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on In Acquitting Trump, GOP Senators Acquit Themselves Poorly (Limerick)
Thursday, February 11th, 2021
With Trump finally out of office, I thought I was done writing “If Trump Could Write Limericks.” But apparently not.
So my crowd got a bit out of hand?
No big deal! I would never command
Them to kill, even maim,
And my language was tame.
This impeachment hoax ought to be banned!
Tags: Capitol Assault, Capitol Attack, Capitol Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Impeachment, Incitement, Insurrection, Joe Biden, MAGA, Political Riots, Proud Boys, Trump Impeachment, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Yet Another “If Trump Could Write Limericks”
