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Limerick Ode To Newt “I’m Not Rich” Gingrich

Saturday, January 7th, 2012

During a Laconia, New Hampshire campaign stop, Newt had the audacity to say “I’m not rich.” And his wife Callista helpfully added, “We have one home.” Apparently Newt and I don’t share the same definition of rich:

This past summer, Gingrich had to file the financial-disclosure form required of presidential candidates. It revealed that he has a net worth of at least $6.7 million and that his income was at least $2.6 million in 2010. That’s about 65 times the income of the average family of four in the United States.

Limerick Ode To Newt “I’m Not Rich” Gingrich
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Newt Gingrich would like to be king
And is part of the wealthy right-wing.
He denies that he’s rich.
Just “one home” — what a bitch!
He should shorten his surname to “Ging.”

Limerick Ode To Romney’s “Robin Hood In Reverse” Tax Plan

Saturday, January 7th, 2012

Limerick Ode To Rick “Blah” Santorum

Friday, January 6th, 2012

Limerick Ode To Sex-Obsessed Santorum

Thursday, January 5th, 2012

Limerick Ode To Barney Frank

Tuesday, January 3rd, 2012

A Cautionary Election Year Limerick

Monday, January 2nd, 2012

Limerick Ode To Math-Challenged Perry

Monday, December 19th, 2011

Mitt Critiques Newt (Limerick)

Wednesday, December 14th, 2011

Newt’s Pledge (Limerick)

Tuesday, December 13th, 2011

Mitt’s Losing Bet (Limerick)

Sunday, December 11th, 2011

Gunning for Gingrich (Limerick)

Saturday, December 10th, 2011

Limerick Ode To The Immoderate Donald Trump

Wednesday, December 7th, 2011

Huntsman Changes His Climate Change Tune (Limerick)

Wednesday, December 7th, 2011

“Newtering” Mitt (Limerick)

Monday, December 5th, 2011

Herman Cain’s Gone, But The Mockery Carries On (Limerick)

Saturday, December 3rd, 2011

Limerick Ode To Newt “The Thinker” Gingrich

Friday, December 2nd, 2011

Cain’s Grandstanding Demands (Limerick)

Thursday, December 1st, 2011

Limerick Ode To Gaffe-Prone Perry

Wednesday, November 30th, 2011

We Don’t Want Newt-Education (Limerick)

Tuesday, November 29th, 2011

Quotable Cain “Limerick”

Tuesday, November 15th, 2011