Posts Tagged ‘Debate Limerick’
Thursday, October 22nd, 2020
As the Joe/Donald battle is fought,
Muting Trump is an excellent thought.
I just wish it could last
Past debate night; Trump’s blast
Gently dulled, if not dampened to naught.
Tags: Campaign 2020, Debate Humor, Debate Limerick, Election 2020, Joe Biden, Trump
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Thursday, October 20th, 2016
Donald lost the debate rather “bigly.”
The jig’s up, Mr. “Bigwig.” Your prigly
And pigly deportment
And oddball assortment
Of views “rigged the deal” … and I’m giggly.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Debate Limerick, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton
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Monday, October 17th, 2016
Will Donald show up to debate
And act crazy, confused, or irate?
Will he spread taller tales,
As he coke-sniffs and wails?
It’s all moot; Trump has sealed his own fate.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Debate Limerick, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor
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Sunday, October 9th, 2016
The debaters are poised for the kill.
(I’m referring to Donald and Hill.)
Here’s the answer we need:
Will The Donald succeed
In changing the villain to Bill?
Tags: Bill Clinton, Campaign Satire, Debate Limerick, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton, Lewdness
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Saturday, October 8th, 2016
Donald Trump has expressed his “remorse,”
Says Mike Pence, who is “grateful,” of course.
He hopes Trump will impart
What he has “in his heart.”
It seems Pence doesn’t want a ‘divorce.’
Tags: Campaign Satire, Debate, Debate Limerick, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Lewd Language, Mike Pence
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Wednesday, October 5th, 2016
Dear Mike Pence, I am duly impressed.
You bested Tim Kaine, I’ll attest.
You’re so cool under fire,
Too bad you’re a liar!
And since when is mendacity blessed?
Tags: Campaign Humor, Debate Limerick, Election 2016, Election Humor, Mike Pence, Tim Kaine
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Thursday, September 29th, 2016
Donald swallowed Hill’s fat-shaming bait,
Which made him enraged and irate.
So he keeps lashing back
And confirms with each whack
That at lookism, Donald is great.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Debate Limerick, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton, Lookism
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Sunday, September 25th, 2016
I keep pacing, and ev’rything’s grating.
I barely can handle the waiting.
I’m shaky and dazed.
My mental state’s crazed.
How fortunate I’M not debating!
Tags: Campaign Satire, Debate Limerick, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton
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Thursday, September 22nd, 2016
Will the media (including debate moderators) finally do its job during the upcoming presidential debates? My 3-verse open limerick to the press begs the media to do exactly that:
Dear press, that low bar you employ
Judging Trump must be raised. Don’t be coy.
If he hides some bad traits
In these crucial debates,
Don’t applaud Donald’s “pivot” with joy!
If he fails to behave like a clown
And he brings his high lying rate down,
Doesn’t act like a mad man,
Or Trump-bus’ness ad man,
Don’t hand him a pageantry crown.
Stop pretending that Trump’s not an ass.
Stop giving The Donald a pass.
It’s time to admit
That he’s clearly unfit
To be prez. Do your job! Show some brass!
Tags: Campaign Satire, Debate Limerick, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, Media Bias, Media Humor, Presidential Election, Press
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Tuesday, August 9th, 2016
Will Delusional Donald debate?
Well of course, so folks see that he’s “great.”
Though he plays hard to get
With “conditions,” I’ll bet
He can’t wait; he’s so sure of his fate.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Debate Limerick, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton
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Saturday, July 30th, 2016
I suspect that The Donald is scared
That his knowledge-lack’s sure to be bared
In a Clinton debate.
Hence his tale out the gate:
“Clinton rigged the debate dates,” he blared.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Debate Limerick, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton, Presidential Election
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Monday, March 7th, 2016
Campaign debates used to be boring,
And could lead to some serious snoring;
As the pols prattled on
Going hither and … yawn…
I was known to nod off on the flooring.
But debates are quite diff’rent this year;
On the GOP side you will hear
Words that won’t let you sleep
And just might make you weep,
As the bullies hurl slurs, leer, and sneer.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Chris Christie, Debate Limerick, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Marco Rubio, Presidential Campaign Humor, Ted Cruz
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Saturday, March 5th, 2016
I love this Jerry Springer quote about the Republican presidential candidates:
Clearly they could be on our show, but now they’ve gone off the deep end, and we would start bleeping out some of what they’d say.
Tabloid talk show host Springer has peeped
At debates (GOP) and has heaped
A critique rather wise;
If he hosted those guys,
They surely would have to be bleeped.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Debate Limerick, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Jerry Springer, Marco Rubio, Tabloid Television Humor, Tabloid TV, Ted Cruz, Television
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Wednesday, February 10th, 2016
Although Marco’s been weakened by Chris,
Chris Christie’s not feeling the bliss.
For while mauling that pup
Christie blew himself up;
His reward in New Hampshire? Big diss!
Tags: Campaign Satire, Chris Christie, Debate Limerick, Election Humor, Marco Rubio, New Hampshire
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Sunday, December 20th, 2015
Dear Martin O’Malley, I snickered
And wondered, “Could Martin be liquored?”
Cuz your pre-canned remark,
A don’t-bicker-here bark,
Made no sense because nobody’d bickered.
Note: Here’s the post-debate sub-headline: “O’Malley Bashes Bickering During A Moment Of Peace.”
Tags: Campaign Satire, Debate Limerick, Election Humor, Martin O'Malley
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Thursday, October 29th, 2015
Who should quit after last night’s debate?
It was Jebbie’s worst showing, to date,
A performance dismaying.
His fans must be weighing
Their option to dump his dead weight.
Jeb’s attack on pal Rubio failed,
And at Marco’s retort, Jeb just flailed.
Then smooth sailing for Marco.
From Jeb? Not a spark! Oh,
Jeb’s run has been fully derailed.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Debate Limerick, Election Humor, Jeb Bush, Marco Rubio
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Tuesday, October 20th, 2015
Remember the guy who did nothing but complain about being cheated on time at the Democratic debate? He’s actually threatening to run as an independent.
Dear Senator Webb, get a grip!
In the polls you are barely a blip.
You’re so far from ascendant,
A run “independent”
Is nuts. Here’s a tip: You’ll get zip.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Debate Limerick, Election Humor, Jim Webb
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Sunday, October 18th, 2015
Dear Jim Webb, we are sick of your kvetching.
Your wretched behavior ain’t fetching.
When you whine about rigging
Debates, you are digging
Your grave — also triggering retching.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Debate Limerick, Election Humor, Jim Webb
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Wednesday, October 14th, 2015
Here’s how I’d sum up the first Democratic debate:
I’d say Hillary easily won,
And Bernie did well in the sun.
Whiny Webb? Dull O’Malley?
Dazed Chafee? Finale!
They should quit cuz their runs are undone.
Tags: Bernie Sanders, Campaign Satire, Debate Limerick, Democratic Primary, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton, Jim Webb, Lincoln Chafee, Martin O'Malley
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Tuesday, October 13th, 2015
Headline of the Day: “Donald Trump Will Live-Tweet CNN’s Democratic Debate.”
Will the Dem debate generate heat?
Will someone go down in defeat?
Well if points aren’t scored,
And you start to get bored,
You can always watch Donald Trump tweet.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Debate Humor, Debate Limerick, Democratic Primary, Democrats Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Social Media Humor, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limerick
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