Agreeing with Trump about anything feels extremely weird: “Trump urges Senate to pass legislation ending clock changes”
Whatever Trump says, I’m not buying,
Cuz Donald is constantly lying.
Yet I have to agree
When he launches a spree
Of his “twice-yearly clock-change” decrying.
The fine rep of our nation’s been smashed.
Our economy’s ransacked and trashed.
Constitution’s ignored.
Trump starts wars; then gets bored.
Yet that boor plunders on, unabashed.
Our great nation is falling apart!
What’s the crux of it? Where do I start?
I blame Donald, of course,
But the villainous source
Is embracing a man with no heart.
We need candidates worthy of trust,
So political vetting’s a must!
If that job is done badly,
The upshot is, sadly . . .
Yet another election year bust.
Headline: “Trump reopens Greenland fight as NATO summit kicks off”
Donald Trump adores living in Mean-Land
And his other fav place, Vent-His-Spleen-Land,
Where he bitches and frets
And revisits his threats,
Like the one where he takes over Greenland.
Paul Krugman inspired my limerick:
Conman “Pump & Dump” President Trump
Loves exploiting each gullible chump:
Crypto schemes raze the clams
Of those duped by his scams . . .
As Trump’s grift-wealth continues to jump.
My limerick was inspired by this article:
Give your newborn the name of a villain?
It’s done rarely! Most folks are unwillin’.
But it’s fun, all the same,
To note few people name
Their kids “Donald.” They much prefer “Dylan.”
Warning: This limerick is a downer!
I’m enraged by the damage Don’s done!
I’m incensed by the cases he’s won.
Our Democracy’s ailing;
In danger of failing . . .
Independence Day spirit? I’ve NONE!
Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
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