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Limerick Ode To Newt Lunacy

Friday, February 3rd, 2012

I’ve finally figured out how Newt plans to populate the moon: He’ll catapult the poor onto the moon via trampolines.

Yes, I know that sounds crazy. But I can’t think of any other explanation for this nutty Newt quote:

I really believe that we should care about the very poor, unlike Governor Romney. But I believe we should care very differently from Barack Obama….What the poor need is a trampoline so they can spring up, so I am for replacing the safety net with a trampoline.

Limerick Ode To Newt Lunacy
By Madeleine Begun Kane

The safety net’s bad, prattles Newt,
Suggesting we give it the boot.
From his odd bag of tricks,
Newt throws this in the mix:
Trampolines — out-of-poverty route.

Keep The Safety Net Safe From Mitt Romney (Limerick)

Friday, February 3rd, 2012

Limerick Ode To The GOP’s War On The IRS

Friday, January 13th, 2012

Limerick Ode To Mitt “They’re All Just Jealous” Romney

Wednesday, January 11th, 2012

Limerick Ode To Romney’s “Robin Hood In Reverse” Tax Plan

Saturday, January 7th, 2012

The So-Called Liberal Media Strikes Again

Sunday, September 25th, 2011

Limerick Ode To The New, Improved Obama

Tuesday, September 20th, 2011

Limerick Ode To Rick “Fed Up With My Book!” Perry

Tuesday, August 23rd, 2011

Limerick Ode To Standard & Poor’s Chutzpah

Tuesday, August 9th, 2011

Limerick Ode To A Failed Presidency

Monday, August 1st, 2011

Yet Another Debt Ceiling Limerick

Saturday, July 30th, 2011

Limerick Ode To Timid Mitt Romney

Thursday, July 28th, 2011

Debt Ceiling Limerick Trio

Tuesday, July 26th, 2011

John Boehner’s Patriotism Deficit

Monday, July 25th, 2011

Limerick Ode To Unbalanced Republicans

Monday, July 18th, 2011

Paul Ryan, Educator???

Saturday, July 16th, 2011

Limerick Ode To A Republican Mess

Thursday, July 14th, 2011

Limerick Ode To Economic Sabotage

Thursday, June 23rd, 2011

How About A Hypocrisy Ceiling?

Thursday, April 21st, 2011

DOMA Dollars

Tuesday, April 19th, 2011