Dow Doldrums (Limerick)

“The market keeps dropping!” we sob.
And there’s no reassurance from Schwab.
We feel robbed and depressed
And impossibly stressed.
Here’s my message to Donald: Great job!

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2 Responses to “Dow Doldrums (Limerick)”

  1. Mike Moulton says:

    Scott Pruitt has caused quite a fuss,
    Thinking lobbyist perks are a plus,
    Of working for Trump
    But the ignorant chump
    Is supposed to be working for us.

  2. Mike Moulton says:

    “Trade wars are easy to win,”
    Said Trump with a smug little grin.
    But the market declines,
    On news of his lines,
    Say this is just more of his spin.