Archive for the ‘Sarah Palin’ Category

Listen To Palin and Annoy Me, Please! (Limerick)

Monday, January 30th, 2012

I never thought I’d say this, but please listen to Sarah Palin:

Sarah Palin still hasn’t officially endorsed Newt Gingrich, but she’s making it increasingly clear that she’s pulling for the former House speaker to continue to cause headaches for Mitt Romney.

Her latest bumper-sticker-ready pitch to Republican voters: “Vote for Newt, annoy a liberal.”

Listen To Palin and Annoy Me, Please! (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Annoy Lib’rals, vote Newt — that’s the pitch
That Palin is spouting. How rich!
We’d delight in a Newt
V. Barack race, and root
For Mitt Romney to suffer that glitch.

Humorists Bid Sad Goodbye To Sarah Palin (Limerick)

Wednesday, October 5th, 2011

Wooing The Donald (Limerick)

Monday, September 26th, 2011

Sarah “Send Cash” Palin (Limerick)

Friday, September 23rd, 2011

Limerick Ode To Sarah “Bigfoot” Palin

Thursday, September 1st, 2011

I’m Not A Betting Person, But…

Tuesday, June 28th, 2011

Who’s Our President, Again?

Tuesday, May 3rd, 2011

Run, Sarah, Run

Wednesday, December 8th, 2010

Palin Unveils Our Newest Ally — North Korea

Wednesday, November 24th, 2010

Sarah Palin Edict: Reality show contestants without talent must not compete … unless their last name is Palin.

Thursday, November 18th, 2010

Is Newt Trying To Neutralize Sarah Palin?

Thursday, August 19th, 2010

Refudiating Sarah

Monday, July 19th, 2010

Panning Palin

Tuesday, May 25th, 2010

Unreal American Stories

Tuesday, April 6th, 2010

Palin’s Runny, Run-On Sentences Finally Explained

Sunday, February 7th, 2010

Celebrating Sarah

Thursday, November 5th, 2009

Republicans Were For “Death Panels” Before They Were Against Them

Sunday, August 16th, 2009

Translating Sarah

Sunday, July 5th, 2009

Flailin’ Palin

Sunday, July 5th, 2009

Not So Belle

Monday, June 15th, 2009