That’s ONE Dick Gone (Limerick)

The housecleaning over at Fox News didn’t stop with Sarah Palin: Dick Morris has been cast out, as well.

That’s ONE Dick Gone (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Say goodbye to the Dick Morris snarl.
Dick (like Palin) can no longer gnarl
All his poisonous spews,
Perched at Fox Cable News.
But alas, Fox is still keeping Karl.

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4 Responses to “That’s ONE Dick Gone (Limerick)”

  1. yt cai says:

    At FOX News we all know how it goes
    Right wing hate not yet in its death throes
    Palin to Kucinich
    Do not fall for the switch
    Dick’s just like Morris still fill their shows

  2. Dick Morris, he late of FOX “News”
    And hookers, News Max and toe-chews,
    He’ll slither away,
    to more lying for pay,
    No, not so much slither as ooze.

  3. Rich (In Name Only) in Reno says:

    Dick Morris, a political whore
    Won’t appear on Fox News anymore
    This duplicitous Dick
    With his tired Clinton shtick
    Even Roger Ailes now seems to bore

    Little Dick’s pronounced predilections
    For the making of absurd predictions
    While grifting for dough
    Meant that he had to go
    So he’ll live on “historical fictions.”

    But you right-wingers, do not despair!
    Your Little Dick’s going nowhere
    For those who’re wise
    Know, sure as the sunrise
    He’ll score him some wing-nut welfare.

    So don’t cry for Dick, Argentina
    This two-face, backstabbing hyena
    For it’s no matter that
    He’s cast out on his prat
    He’ll land like a bloomin’ ballerina.

    History proves beyond doubt
    That Republicans always make out
    George Will, Newt Gingrich,
    Bill Crystal; all are rich
    And their ignorance they proudly flout.

  4. madkane says:

    Thanks everyone for your fun verse!