Trumped Up Lawsuit (Limerick)

You don’t have to be a “recovering lawyer” like me to know that such a lawsuit would be frivolous:

During a guest appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno last month, Maher quipped that Trump must be “the spawn of his mother having sex with an orangutan” (Exhibit A: his orange hair). In a riff off of Trump’s own offer to give $5 million to the charity of Barack Obama’s choice if the President released his college paperwork, Maher said he would do the same for Trump if the real estate mogul supplied proof that he is not descended from an ape.

Trump, who apparently was able to prove he wasn’t fathered by an orangutan, has announced on Fox & Friends that he’s suing for the $5 million.

Trumped Up Lawsuit (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

A man who I’d rather not mention
Is relentlessly seeking attention:
With his Birther schtick stale,
He is desp’rate to nail
Lots of cov’rage through lawsuit dissension.

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3 Responses to “Trumped Up Lawsuit (Limerick)”

  1. MrsSmeej says:

    Dear Madeleine;
    Sincerest sympathies on your close proximity to the Donald.

    I’m loving your rhyme about Trump
    Who, I must agree, is a chump
    With horrible hair.
    I’m glad he lives there
    And not just a skip and a jump.


  2. Like something ground into the rug,
    A man who’s hair no one would tug
    Goes looking for face time,
    I’d query, With that slime,
    If his father might not be a slug

  3. madkane says:

    Thanks so much for your limericks!