Limerick Ode To Tagg Romney

I’m enjoying the conflicting rumors about Tagg Romney perhaps running for John Kerry’s old Senate Seat.

Limerick Ode To Tagg Romney
By Madeleine Begun Kane

A scion of Romney, named Tagg,
Voiced a punchy, but fantasy brag
About “taking a swing”
At our prez, so his fling
At the Senate may well hit a snag.

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5 Responses to “Limerick Ode To Tagg Romney”

  1. hegesias says:

    See Tagg is a son of a bitch
    Who happens to be super rich
    So he sits in his tower
    And dreams of more power
    But my how his undies do itch.

  2. Tagg Romney, the trust-fund lad worm,
    “I’ll bag me a Senate seat term!”
    His trial balloon, *pop*
    His Senate run, Stop!
    He’s everything makes voters squirm

  3. oudiva says:

    What kind of man names his son “Tagg”?
    Such a moniker makes a boy gag.
    So he tries for the Senate,
    Saying, “Once I am in it,
    My name might not be such a drag.”

    I’ve often wondered why anyone would name a kid “Tagg.” Anybody have an answer?

  4. Steve Bates says:

    It’s not a limerick, but when Tagg announced he was not running for Senate after all, someone commented on another site, “Tagg, you’re not it.” (Better, I suppose, than “Tagg, you’re not Mitt.”)

  5. madkane says:

    Thanks so much for your fun verse and comments!