So, who’s “the most bullied?” Melania!
So says Donald Trump’s FLOTUS. What mania!
Yes that poor little rich girl
Is naught but a bitch girl.
My nausea from her just won’t wania.
Archive for the ‘White House’ Category
Kanye and Donald, The Looney-Tunes Twins
Friday, October 12th, 2018Kanye West simply can not refrain
From ranting; he’s soft in the brain.
Why does Trump seem to treasure
That man beyond measure?
Kanye ALMOST makes Donald look sane.
Feigning Victimization (Limerick)
Tuesday, October 9th, 2018The GOP’s whining. They’re mad!
What a “sore winner” streak they have had!
They’re “the victims,” they wail
With an “angry mob” tale.
We were “mean” to their dissolute cad!
Stench On The Bench (Limerick
Monday, October 8th, 2018Brett Kavanaugh’s bringing a stench
To what once was a dignified Bench.
Lies and acts dissolute
(Which he’ll loudly dispute)
Make it clear that he’s far from a mensch.
Probing Logic (Limerick)
Thursday, September 20th, 2018Apply logic: Who’s likely to lie
About something that most would decry?
The woman who asked
That G-men be tasked
With a probe? Or “NO-FBI Guy?”
Limerick Ode To Christine Blasey Ford
Wednesday, September 19th, 2018Thanks to Peter Daou for inspiring my limerick with this tweet:
Woman reports sexual assault.
Woman gets slimed and vilified.
Woman gets called a liar and opportunist.
Woman gets death threats and is forced to leave her home.
GOP MEN: Why did she wait to come forward?
When a gal reports sexual assault,
She’s reviled and she’s slimed. Oy gevalt!
She’s sent death threats galore,
As she gets this what-for:
“Why’d you wait to speak out? You’re at fault!”
Donald The Prognosticator (Limerick)
Wednesday, September 19th, 2018WP Headline: “Trump’s insistence on an upcoming ‘red wave’ could make a blue wave higher”
I enjoy watching Donald emote
About upcoming mid-terms; he’ll gloat
About wins and successes.
My hope and best guess is
His base will think “no need to vote!”
Trump’s Fact-Free Opinions (Quatrain)
Wednesday, September 12th, 2018Woodward Describes Trump: ‘Don’t Bother Me With Facts, I Have Opinions’
The Donald tells minions
his long-held opinions
(though wholly unbacked)
will trump any fact.
Trump’s Truth Deficit (Limerick)
Tuesday, September 11th, 2018Here’s a story that many find boring:
The federal deficit’s soaring.
But no doubt Trump will rate it
Fake news and inflated…
As he brags to his fan base adoring.
Trump’s Witch Hunt (Limerick)
Thursday, September 6th, 2018“That piece in the Times isn’t mine!”
Trump’s cohorts are standing in line
To deny that it’s theirs
Amid yelling and glares
While, to Donald, each one is a swine.
Trump Fears “Fear” (Limerick)
Wednesday, September 5th, 2018Woodward’s latest, a Trump book called “Fear,”
Will be seen by his fans as a smear:
“There is nary a good word
Re Trump from Bob Woodward,”
They’ll sneer and they’ll jeer and Bronx cheer.
Sasse’s Trump Critique Lacks Freshness (Limerick)
Monday, September 3rd, 2018Headline: “Republican senator slams Trump’s DOJ attack: US ‘not some banana republic'”
Dear Senator Sasse, words are cheap.
Without action, you’re naught but a creep
Who seeks credit for drivel.
Don’t shirk! Do not shrivel.
Be statesmanlike! Act! Take the leap!
Donald’s Bad For Our Health (Limerick)
Sunday, September 2nd, 2018Donald Trump and his pals make me roil.
They have soiled us and make my blood boil.
How I pray we soon foil them;
In prison embroil them.
In the meantime, o’er lim’ricks I’ll toil.
Does Trump Despise His Own Supporters? (Limerick)
Thursday, August 30th, 2018Headline: “Trump Secretly Despises His Own Supporters”
Donald Trump shows contempt and disdain
For Jeff Sessions; he’ll often complain
That Jeff’s accent and schools
Are both southern. Trump-tools
Are undoubtedly viewed in that vein.
What Trump Would Tweet, If He Could Write Limericks
Wednesday, August 29th, 2018What Trump Would Tweet, If He Could Write Limericks:
The “Witch Hunt” must end! I’m the best
And most honest, as all should attest.
I’ve drained swamps and dumped regs
And I’ve banished the dregs.
Don’t agree? Then you’re under arrest.
The Conspiracy Theorist-in-Chief Strikes Again (Limerick)
Tuesday, August 28th, 2018Trump’s latest conspiracy theory
(And they all make me terribly weary)
Is that Google is biased;
Bad press appears highest!
Poor Trump — fact-based news makes him teary.
Dishonorable Donald (Limericks)
Monday, August 27th, 2018I rarely agreed with McCain,
And his votes gave me cause to complain.
But Trump NEVER was fit
To clean John McCain’s shit,
So how DARE he treat John with disdain!
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I never supported McCain.
My vote McCain never did gain.
But compared to the rest
Of his party, with zest
(Even dead) my support he’d attain.
