Archive for the ‘White House’ Category
Sunday, September 4th, 2022
When I ask myself, “How can it be
That no matter what Donald does, he
Somehow keeps a tight hold
On his fan base,” I’m told
That the answer’s a “huge BOOBOISIE.”
Tags: Booboisee, Booboisie, Donald Trump, Trump
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The Key To Trump’s “Success” (Limerick)
Tuesday, August 30th, 2022
Headline: “Trump Is Trying To Extort America”
Donald Trump is so desp’rate to thwart
Prosecution, he’s apt to resort
To additional crimes,
Like extortion ofttimes;
Indict Trump! Get that felon to court!
Tags: Classified Documents, Criminal Humor, Criminal Limerick, Donald Trump, FBI, FBI Raid, FBI Search, Legal Humor, Legal Limerick, Mar-a-Lago, Merrick Garland, Money Limerick, Search Warrant, Search Warrants, Trump, Trump Crimes, Trump Humor, Trump Lawyers, Trump Limerick, Trump Raid, Trump Search
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Justice Department, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump, The Extortionist (Limerick)
Wednesday, August 17th, 2022
Washington Post Headline: “Trump is rushing to hire seasoned lawyers — but he keeps hearing ‘No’”
Trump’s in great legal trouble. Hooray!
He needs aid on the double — today!
But attorneys with skill
Won’t bend to his will;
The response he keeps getting is NAY!
Tags: Classified Documents, Donald Trump, FBI, FBI Search, Mar-a-Lago, Search Warrant, Trump, Trump Crimes, Trump Lawyers
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Legal Quandary (Limerick)
Thursday, August 11th, 2022
Dear Donald, it seems that your bluff
Has been called, and in you’re in quite the huff.
Garland’s move to unseal
That warrant? Big deal!
Seems you’ve shot yourself right in the duff.
Tags: Classified Documents, Criminal Humor, Criminal Limerick, Donald Trump, FBI Raid, Legal Humor, Legal Limerick, Mar-a-Lago, Merrick Garland, Money Limerick, Search Warrant, Search Warrants, Trump Humor, Trump Limerick, Trump Raid
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Justice Department, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Garland v. Trump
Thursday, August 11th, 2022
Donald’s so-called “unjustified raid”
Was approved by a judge. Don’t be played!
T’s were crossed. I’s were dotted.
His crimes have been spotted.
Our nation by Trump’s been betrayed.
Tags: Classified Documents, Criminal Humor, Criminal Limerick, Donald Trump, FBI Raid, Legal Humor, Legal Limerick, Mar-a-Lago, Money Limerick, Trump Humor, Trump Limerick, Trump Raid
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Trumped-Up Victimhood (Limerick)
Tuesday, August 9th, 2022
Trump’s besieged and (I’ve heard) on the hunt
For lawyers to take on the stunt
Of defending his ass.
Dear Esqs, you should pass…
Or at least get full payment up front.
Tags: Attorney Humor, Attorney Limerick, Classified Documents, Criminal Humor, Criminal Limerick, Donald Trump, FBI Raid, Lawyer Humor, Lawyer Limerick, Mar-a-Lago, Money Humor, Money Limerick, Search Warrant, Trump Humor, Trump Limerick, Trump Raid
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on My Open Limerick-Letter To Would-Be Trump Attorneys
Monday, August 8th, 2022
Dear Donald, I see that once more,
You’re begging for dollars galore.
I’m amused that you claim
It’s for lawsuits. How lame!
Bills from lawyers are bills you ignore.
Tags: Donald Trump, Political Limericks, Politics Limericks, Trump Email, Trump Grift, Trump Litigation
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Mail Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The Grifter Strikes Again (Limerick)
Thursday, July 7th, 2022
Boris Johnson’s resigned, at long last.
But at least he admits his time’s passed.
He’s not tried to incite
Armed mobs just for spite…
Or promised loyal felons a blast.
Tags: Boris Johnson, Donald Trump, Insurrection, Peaceful Transition Of Power, United Kingdom
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Boris v. Trump (Limerick)
Wednesday, June 29th, 2022
Headline: “Pence: ‘We must not rest’ until abortion is outlawed in every state”
On One/Six, Pence behaved like a man;
He helped scuttle Trump’s scurrilous plan.
But enough with the praise!
Re abortion, he’d raze
Women’s rights with a nationwide ban.
Tags: 1/6 Commission, Abortion Rights, Capitol Assault, Capitol Building, Capitol Rioters, Choice, Coup, Dobbs, Dobbs v. Jackson, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Feminism, Feminist Limerick, Insurrection, Law Satire, Legal Verse, Mike Pence, Pro-Choice, Roe v. Wade, SCOTUS, Supreme Court, Trump Rally, Trump Riot, Vote, Voting
Posted in Abortion Rights, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, Feminism Humor, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Legal Limericks, Legislation Humor, Mike Pence, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Voting Satire, White House | Comments Off on Pence Ain’t A Saint (Limerick)
Friday, June 24th, 2022
Five SCOTUS extremists decreed
In a dastardly GOP screed
That Roe v. Wade’s dead.
So it’s “Off with her head”
For pro-choicers, no matter the need.
If you value our lost right to choose,
You must vote; forget whining and booze.
Your life’s on the line!
Dump the GOP swine
And make sure all Republicans lose!
Tags: Abortion Rights, Choice, Feminism, Feminist Limerick, Feminist Rant, Law Satire, Legal Verse, Pro-Choice, Roe v. Wade, SCOTUS, Supreme Court, Vote, Voting
Posted in Abortion Rights, Donald Trump, Election Satire, Feminism Humor, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court, Voting Satire, White House | 2 Comments »
Saturday, June 4th, 2022
Dear Trump, I’m confused. Pleased explain
How I got on your list. It’s insane
That you think I would fall
For your bullshit. What gall!
Never try to exploit me again!
I’m most certainly NOT a supporter.
I would much rather be a Trump thwarter.
Save your “donor wall” space
For your idiot base
Who’ll fork over to YOU their last quarter.
Tags: Donald Trump, Trump Spam
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Dear Trump: Stop Spamming Me! (2-Verse Limerick)
Sunday, May 8th, 2022
Mother’s Day Redefined:
When Supreme Court Justices and other misogynist Republicans celebrate women being FORCED to be mothers.
******
Chief Justice Roberts should focus less on the leak & more on the “I believe in stare decisis” perjurers sitting on his bench.
Tags: Abortion Rights, Abortions, Chief Justice John Roberts, Feminist, Health, Law Satire, Legal Satire, Mother's Day, Roe v. Wade, U.S. Supreme Court, Women's Rights
Posted in Abortion Rights, Feminism Humor, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court, White House, Women's Rights | Comments Off on Mother’s Day Redefined
Tuesday, March 1st, 2022
I’m bracing myself for the post-SOTU madness:
The “State of the Union’s” tonight,
And I hope Biden’s poised for a fight.
Cuz no matter his words,
He’ll be pill’ried by turds;
Spiteful GOP herds love to smite.
Tags: Joe Biden, SOTU, State of the Union, State Of The Union Address
Posted in GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Speeches, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Speeches Satire, White House | 2 Comments »
Monday, January 17th, 2022
Headline: “Book bans are back in style”
Banning books is, alas, back in fashion;
GOPers suppress them with passion.
The same folks who maintain
“Cancel-culture’s” a bane…
Purge and “burn,” turning book lovers ashen.
Tags: Book Banning Limerick, Book Bans, Book Burning, Book Burning Limerick, Censorship Limerick, Education Limerick, School Boards Limerick
Posted in Books, Censorship Satire, Education Limerick, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Book Purge Surge (Limerick)
Saturday, January 15th, 2022
Here’s the hilarious (and true) inspiration for my latest limerick:
Headline: “Capitol rioters called Nancy Pelosi’s office looking for a ‘lost and found’ for items they left behind on January 6, according to Rep. Jamie Raskin”
With the Capitol Building defaced,
Some One/Sixers departed in haste.
I must ask: Were they stoned
When post-riot they phoned
Pelosi for stuff they’d misplaced?
Tags: 1/6 Commission, 1/6 Committee, 1/6/ Panel, Capitol Assault, Capitol Building, Capitol Rioters, Coup, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Insurrection, Jamie Raskin, Lost And Found, Nancy Pelosi, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Nancy Pelosi, Nancy Pelosi Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on A Riot Of A Story (Limerick)
Saturday, January 15th, 2022
Projection’s a GOP ploy
Which tends to besmirch and annoy;
Falsely claiming that Dems
Commit GOP “gems,”
Their lies are deployed to destroy.
Tags: GOP Lies, GOP Limerick, Projection, Republican Lies, Republicans Humor, Republicans Limerick
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Republican Projection Project (Limerick)
Monday, January 10th, 2022
Headline: “Jan. 6 panel fires back at Jordan over refusal to cooperate”
Said Jim Jordan, I’ve “nothing to hide.”
But it seems he apparently lied;
He’s declined to comply
With the One/Six probe. Why?
I suspect that he’s fit to be tried.
Tags: 1/6 Commission, 1/6 Committee, 1/6/ Panel, Capitol Assault, Coup, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Insurrection, James Jordan, Jim Jordan, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Fast Talker Jim Jordan Won’t Talk (Limerick)
Sunday, January 2nd, 2022
We commemorate One/Six this week,
A day that’s both somber and bleak.
Though we greet it with sadness,
Trump basks in its madness.
Wreaking havoc’s his goal, so he’ll speak.
Trump is NOT at all through with his coup,
So he’ll keep spouting things that ain’t true.
For that man with no soul
Has an ace in the hole:
Clueless boosters who’ll back what he’ll spew.
Tags: 1/6 Commission, 1/6 Committee, Capitol Assault, Coup, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Insurrection, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Insurrection Blues (2-Verse Limerick)
Saturday, January 1st, 2022
A resolution
for GOPers to try:
Stop Being Such Dicks!
Nixing worthy laws
To preserve filibuster?
Hope for us busted.
Donald Trump invents
Conditional Endorsement:
“Avenge me, or else!”
Tags: American Politics Haiku, Conditional Endorsement, Disinformation Haiku, Donald Trump, Elections Haiku, Fake News Haiku, Filibuster Haiku, Filibuster Senryu, Haiku And Senryu, Political Senryu, Resolution Haiku, Revenge Haiku
Posted in Campaign Humor, Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Democracy Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, Filibuster Humor, GOP Humor, Political Haiku & Senryu, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House, Wingnuts | Comments Off on Political Haiku Trio 2
Friday, December 31st, 2021
Is Joe President?
That depends on who you ask.
Democracy weeps.
Right-wing Justices:
“When we like what the State does,
States’ Rights must prevail.”
If the unvaxxed die,
And allies don’t believe it,
Are they really dead?
Tags: American Politics Haiku, Covid Haiku, Disinformation Haiku, Elections Haiku, Fake News Haiku, Haiku And Senryu, Health Haiku, Joe Biden Haiku, Political Senryu, States' Rights Haiku, Supreme Court Haiku
Posted in Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Democracy Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Joe Biden, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court, White House, Wingnuts | Comments Off on Political Haiku Trio 1
