I cringe at each “unity” call
From Donald’s defenders. What gall!
Still making excuses
For Donald’s abuses,
They’re enablers and hypocrites all!
Archive for the ‘White House’ Category
Limerick Ode To the “Unity” Community
Thursday, January 14th, 2021Three House Democrats Catch Covid-19 While Sheltering With Republican Mask-Refuseniks (Limerick)
Tuesday, January 12th, 2021Headline: “Three Democrats Now Have COVID-19 After Republicans Refused To Wear Masks During The Capitol Attack”
Three Democrats, trapped in tight space,
Taking refuge from Trump’s raging base,
Were infected; made ill
By GOP swill
Who refused to wear masks — a disgrace!
Capitol Offense (Limerick)
Tuesday, January 12th, 2021Q: “What is your role in what happened at the Capitol? What is your personal responsibility?”
President Trump: “If you read my speech…people thought that what I said was totally appropriate.”
The Donald is NOT done aggressin’;
Instead, he continues expressin’
A contrition-free stance.
Admit fault? Not a chance!
It’s so good to see Trump’s learned a lesson.
Ciao, Elaine Chao! (Limerick)
Thursday, January 7th, 2021Headline: “Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao is first Trump Cabinet member to quit after riot”
To resign from the Cab’net this late
Isn’t noble or worthy or great.
It’s a way to survive
And avoid “25.”
A cowardly action? Damn straight!
Enough “25th” and “Impeachment” Talk; It’s Time For Action! (Limerick)
Thursday, January 7th, 2021Trump’s to blame for the Cap’tol attack;
He incited his mutinous claque,
And still shows no remorse.
His sedition, perforce,
Deserves more than mere bluster and yack!
Georgia On His Mind (Limerick)
Tuesday, January 5th, 2021Headline: “Judge Shoots Down Last-Ditch Trump Lawsuit Looking to Overturn Georgia Loss”
Poor Donald keeps losing in court;
Filing spurious suits is his forte.
Each “disgraceful” court loss
Makes him bitter and cross,
As Trump’s time in the Oval grows short.
Dishonorable Honors (Limerick)
Monday, January 4th, 2021A Medal of Freedom for Jordan
And Nunes? More fitting’s a warden;
It is past time to dump
Them in prison with Trump,
For a cell’s what the three should be stored in.
Still Think It’s A Hoax? (Limerick)
Tuesday, December 29th, 2020I’m amazed that there still are some folks
Who keep claiming that Covid’s a hoax.
Must you face death yourself
To put lies on the shelf?
Will you wait till a relative croaks?
Petulant President (Limerick)
Monday, December 28th, 2020Donald Trump threw a tantrum and then,
He brandished his President-Pen
And belatedly signed
The same bill he’d maligned,
Having caused extra pain yet again.
Our “Woe Is Me!” President (Limerick)
Sunday, December 27th, 2020Trump is deaf to all suff’ring and cries;
Doesn’t care who’s evicted or dies.
Life for DONALD’s “unfair!”
“Woe is me!” he will blare.
And he probably buys his own lies.
The Stubborn Myth Of The Stolen Election (Limerick)
Sunday, December 27th, 2020Donald’s myth of a stolen election
Lives on, though debunked; no injection
Of fact removes fiction.
Despite contradiction,
Convictions spurn falsehood detection.
Narcissist-In-Chief (Limerick)
Sunday, December 27th, 2020Trump’s indiff’rent to suff’ring and loss,
And it’s clear he could not give a toss
As to how what he does
Affects citizens, cuz
Only HE counts, the “gripe”-laden boss.
Madman-In-Chief (Limerick)
Friday, December 25th, 2020Trump’s failures have driven him mad,
So he’s NOT merely downcast or sad.
Filled with grievance-fueled spite,
Donald spoils for a fight.
What a turmoil and blight-causing cad!
Wacko-In-Chief (Limerick)
Thursday, December 24th, 2020The Wacko-In-Chief has a stack
Of bills to be signed, but alack,
Those bills may be toast;
Trump’s abandoned his post.
Let’s hope that he never comes back.
Pondering Pardons (Limerick)
Thursday, December 24th, 2020Trump’s been pardoning felons galore,
Cuz Donald’s a thief at his core.
He finds something to laud
In both war crimes and fraud.
You’re scum? That’s what pardons are for!
Non-Deal-Maker-In-Chief (2-Verse Limerick)
Wednesday, December 23rd, 2020Headline: “President Trump throws wrench into COVID-19 relief by saying he won’t sign bill”
When a bill is a fait accompli,
Trump the “deal-maker” bitches with glee.
He won’t help something pass;
He’d much rather harass
Other pols, in a bill-griping spree.
Donald COULD have helped carve out a deal
For Covid Relief. But that heel
Sent Mnuchin to rep him,
And now would sidestep him;
A bit late for such “squeaky wheel” zeal!
The Unpersuadables (Limerick)
Monday, December 21st, 2020Headline: “Engaging With Trump’s Die-Hard Supporters Isn’t Productive”
Engaging with Donald Trump backers
Is as fruitless as talking to hackers.
Any woman or man
Who remains a Trump fan
Is (like Trump) indisputably crackers.
A Homeless Ex-President? (Limerick)
Saturday, December 19th, 2020Headline: “Mar-a-Lago neighbors to Trump: Spend your post-presidency elsewhere”
Dear Don, you can’t live in your club;
Your neighbors say “Nyet!” Quite the snub!
Mar-a-Lago is out
Cuz you promised, you lout,
That you’d never move back. There’s the rub!
