Archive for the ‘White House’ Category
Tuesday, June 27th, 2017
Some golf fans may be fine with Trump’s lies. But driving his golf cart on the green is a bridge too far.
Lazy Trump drives his cart on the green,
His infraction obscenely routine.
He’s engulfing golf fans
In a fury that spans
The entire political scene.
Tags: Golf Cart, Golf Humor, Sports Humor, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Sports Verse, White House | Comments Off on Does Donald Obey Golf Rules? Of Course Not! (Limerick)
Wednesday, June 21st, 2017
Though people seem prone to adopt
The past tense re the Russians, I’ll opt
To claim present tense crime
Re elections, each time;
There’s no reason to think that they’ve stopped.
Tags: Election Collusion, Election Humor, Election Interference, President Trump, Russia, Russia Collusion, Russia Investigation, Trump
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, White House | Comments Off on Russian Election Interference — NOT A One-Time Thing (Limerick)
Wednesday, June 21st, 2017
Trump’s been tweeting “Obstruction!” on cue,
Blaming Dems. Confirmations are few,
But can non-nominees
Be stymied? Oh, please!
Self-obstruction’s the root of Trump’s rue.
Tags: Obstruction, Obstructionism, President Trump, Trump, Trump Nominees
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Nominee Obstruction Obfuscation (Limerick)
Saturday, June 17th, 2017
Jeff Sessions repeats his old song,
As if deep in the throes of a bong:
“Can’t remember,” he’ll drawl.
But he’ll somehow recall
That he’s NEVER done anything wrong.
Tags: Attorney General, Jeff Sessions, Obstruction, Obstruction Of Justice, Senate Hearings, Testimony, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Jeff Sessions, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Memory-Challenged Jeff Sessions
Saturday, June 17th, 2017
“A prez can’t obstruct!” Gingrich aims
To aid Trump, throwing logic in flames.
So I must ask Newt why
He failed to apply
That same “rule” to his Whitewater claims.
Tags: Bill Clinton, Clinton Impeachment, Newt Gingrich, Obstruction, Obstruction Of Justice, Trump, Whitewater, Whitewater Impeachment
Posted in Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Newt Gingrich Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Newt’s Obstruction Hypocrisy (Limerick)
Thursday, June 15th, 2017
Did Donald obstruct? Some say “Nyet!
“That claim against Trump is all wet!
“He’s a novice pol/prez,
“So ignore what he says.
“His words are inept, so no threat.”
Tags: Obstruction, Obstruction Of Justice, Robert Mueller, Trump, Trump Investigation
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The “Trump Doesn’t Know What He’s Saying” Defense (Limerick)
Tuesday, June 13th, 2017
A surprising House Health Bill complaint
Came from Donald. (Consistent, he ain’t.)
When it passed in the House,
How he partied, the louse!
Now he claims that it’s “mean,” in a feint.
Tags: ACA, AHCA, Health Care, Obamacare, Trump, TrumpCare
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Another MEANingful Trump Claim (Limerick)
Thursday, June 8th, 2017
John McCain, have you lost your connection
To sound reason? Your would-be deflection
Makes it look like you think
Hill belongs in the clink
For colluding to lose the election.
Tags: James Comey, John McCain, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, John McCain, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Has McCain Lost His Mind? (Limerick)
Wednesday, June 7th, 2017
Dear Rachel, you’re back, and we hail
Your return, though you’re still looking pale.
Life without you is cursed,
But your health must come first,
As you help put the Donald in jail.
Tags: Cable, Donald Trump, Liberal Media, MSNBC, President Trump, Rachel Maddow
Posted in Donald Trump, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Rachel Maddow, White House | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Rachel Maddow
Tuesday, June 6th, 2017
“Are you suff’ring from voter’s remorse?”
That query arises, perforce.
But I’ve yet to hear “yes”
In response, I confess.
Does it cause that much stress to change course?
Tags: Campaign Satire, Conned Voters, Donald Trump, Election Humor, President Trump, Voter's Remorse
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Voting Satire, White House | Comments Off on Voter’s Remorse? (Limerick)
Monday, June 5th, 2017
The Donald has once again binged
On tweets, best described as unhinged.
Even folks who support
His positions exhort
Him to stop, having read ’em & cringed.
Tags: Social Media Humor, Trump, Trump Tweets, Tweet Humor
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on Tweeter-In-Chief Trump Outdoes Himself (Limerick)
Sunday, June 4th, 2017
In a tweet-storm volcanic and manic,
The Donald tells voters to panic.
Then he goes out to golf,
Leaving sane folks to rolf;
The “man” in the Oval’s satanic.
Tags: Great Britain, London Attack, Terrorism, Terrorists, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Great Britain Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Terrorism, White House | Comments Off on Trump Tweetsploits London Terrorist Attack (Limerick)
Saturday, June 3rd, 2017
Add this Trump “tax bill” lie to your list
Of assertions deservedly dissed:
It’s “in Congress” and “moving
Along,” he says proving
Non-bills can trump those that exist.
Tags: Congress Humor, Income Tax, Legislation Humor, Pending Legislation, Trump, Trump Lies
Posted in Congress Humor, Donald Trump, Fiscal Policy, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Tax & Budget Humor, White House | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Trump’s Phantom Tax Bill
Friday, June 2nd, 2017
Whatever Obama did, I’ll wreck it bigly.
The guy ain’t American. I’ve got the proof.
Regs, health care, Paris, his wife’s stupid garden–
He dissed me in public. His legacy’s POOF!
Tags: Obama Legacy, Trump, Yes We Can
Posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump Says “No You Can’t” to the “Yes We Can” President
Tuesday, May 30th, 2017
Trump, who loves to slam “unnamed sources” as “fake news,” retweeted “FOX & friends” today:
Jared Kushner didn’t suggest Russian communications channel in meeting, source says.
“Unnamed sources are bad! They spread lies.”
It’s “fake news” when they’re used, Donald cries.
And yet sources unnamed
Who’ve loudly proclaimed
Stuff he likes? Those are upright and wise.
Tags: Donald Trump, Fake News, Fox, Fox News, Jared Kushner, Kushner, Media Bashing, Media Humor, Press Bashing, Russia Investigation, Unnamed Sources
Posted in Donald Trump, Fox News Humor, GOP Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, White House | Comments Off on “Fake News” Hypocrisy (Limerick)
Sunday, May 28th, 2017
Every time I’m reminded that Trump took an electric golf cart ride, instead of strolling with European leaders in Sicily, I laugh out loud.
Mr. Trump, were you feeling too weak
To take a brief stroll cheek to cheek
With European heads?
Riding golf cart instead’s
Made you look like a peaked, aging sheik.
Tags: European Leaders, G7, Golf Cart, High Energy, Italy, NATO, Sicily, Trump, Trump Stamina
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Sicilian Stamina (Limerick)
Sunday, May 28th, 2017
The Donald’s back bashing the press
After making a terrible mess
Of his meetings with leaders,
Relieving his readers
Of tweet-storm withdrawal distress.
Tags: Media Bashing, Media Humor, President Trump, Press Bashing, Social Media Humor, Trump, Tweet Storms, Twitter Limericks
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on He’s BACK! (Limerick)
Thursday, May 25th, 2017
A TWO trillion dollar mistake?
Really more, cuz the “growth gain” is fake.
But such cons are expected
When crooks are elected.
Please don’t tell me you STILL like that snake.
Tags: Budget Bill, Budget Cuts, Budget Limerick, Fiscal Humor, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, Fiscal Policy, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Con Man Budget (Limerick)
Sunday, May 21st, 2017
Headline of the Day from (of all places) The New York Post: “Exhaustion is to blame for Trump’s ‘Islamic terror’ comment: aide.”
“Low-Energy” Donald is beat.
His stamina’s burned by the heat.
He’s tired and mired
In shame; having fired
James Comey, he’s bound for defeat.
Tags: Exhaustion, Hillary Clinton, James Comey, Jeb Bush, Low Energy, Saudi Arabia, Stamina, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Jeb Bush, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on How’s That Stamina Of Yours, Little Donald? (Limerick)
Sunday, May 21st, 2017
The Saudis are using all means
To hail Trump, as he swaggers and preens;
To achieve what they need,
They perceive they must feed
Regal sheen to King Donald of Queens.
Tags: Foreign Travel, Muslim Ban, Muslims, Saudi Arabia, Saudi Royal Treatment, Trump
Posted in Barack Obama, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump Gets The Saudi Royal Treatment (Limerick)
